i just punched myself in the eye

independent ask/rp blog for oppositestuck!dave TG: (screaming) (twisted) (crawling darkly) (screaming) (twisting) (splitting) (convulsing) (creeping) (walking twisted) (attacks regardless of target) Current M!A: Troll M!A Event: None

[askoppositedave]

heeeelllpppp.. pple aa aa a s ee

[corbinthebackrooms]

DAY 1 - POST #1

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❝ I-I d-d-don't know where I am. I woke u-up. In the m-m-middle of a road. There's s-snow everywhere. There's a c..camera. (God. It's freezin'..). My f-fingers. I can barely feel them. H-has to be in the negatives here. ❞

❝ I don't know this street. I've never b-bb..been here. But th-there's a signal here, so surely theres someone out there ❞

❝ I-Is there anyone out there .. ? ❞

[askoppositedave]

Eat that grub ‼️

DAVE: i can't..?? DAVE: i'm not.......... strong enough :(

Troll M!A [3/5]

[askoppositedave]

i don't think he learned very well dirk @timaeustestingtime

Troll M!A [2/5]

[timaeustestingtime]

Maybe we should do beginner lessons next time.

[askoppositedave]

i don't think he learned very well dirk @timaeustestingtime

Troll M!A [2/5]

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Dave's the kind of guy to see someone with a baby and be like hey is anyone gonna eat this and not wait for an answer.

Troll M!A [1/5]

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i'm hungry

[askoppositedave]

ROSE: the hell...??

DAVE: I'M FREAKING OUT. I'M FREAKING OUT

TROLL M!A 0/5

[timaeustestingtime]

YOU PAINT YOUR NAILS??? OHH HAVE YOU TRIED WHIMSICAL GREEN???

I haven't tried it until now, but I think it's a nice color.

I think it's a good splash of color against my... usually plain white and black clothing with barely any added color. Thanks for recommending something like this to me - I usually don't use fun colors because the paint just chips away so easily when I'm doing work.

But I guess it doesn't hurt to try something new every now and then.

[askoppositedave]

TAKE A LOAD OF THESE COOL DUDES!!

[askoppositedave]

DAVE: she promised she would stop abusing the messenger crow system DAVE: ..sigh

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DAVE: uhh.. thanks for that? DAVE: i tend to attract unsolicited pity from strangers all the time DAVE: john always used to say i have the disposition of a mangy lost dog DAVE: people stop me in the streets to give me treats all the time. part of the reason why i haven't been out in a while..? DAVE: bluh! word vomit. my bad

[askoppositedave]

WAH

*begins silently following all these awesome stuck ask blogs but is too much of a meowmeow to actually try and interact*

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DAVE: i don't deserve this shirt DAVE: i don't deserve this blog..

DAVE: but who am i?! if not a 23 year old MAN with a blog??!!?!

==> Ask box needs to be filled!

[askoppositedave]

*burps*

who put "-blog" at the end of my blog name they know its a blog this is my blog my blog that everyone should follow follow my blog !!! also pardon me (i didnt mean to burp that hard)

[askoppositedave]

Darn I guess I yei- SIKE *points gun* I have many tricks >:3c

DAVE: hey unfair!

DAVE: you can’t bring a knife AND a gun to a gun fight!

[askoppositedave]

Fight me! I have a knife and am no longer afraid to stab

[askoppositedave]

Language, young man!

DAVE: go on, take a swing at meDAVE: i’ve got 2 abdominal muscles and my arms are akin to that of solidified jellyDAVE: i am a man of a reasonably solid frame!