🍢クズ長男🍢

Hey! I'm Osomatsu, the oldest of the sextuplets! I might answer your questions...if you let me borrow some money. Heheh! (Osomatsu ask/RP blog, contains NSFW content and BLmatsu pairings. This blog is flagged as adult and MUN is 18+)

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Is Iyami ur daddy

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Dude, you draw really kawaii dongers...I'd smooch it. @oso-papa

((donger is my passion in life… i’m glad u like ;w; ))

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Hey, Osomatsu-niisan, I'm a maid for the next couple days... Is there anything you want me to do for you, 'master'?

Totty!! …Where did you even get that dress?? Choromatsu’s idol goods stash? 

…Heheh, if you’re offering though… …could you pick me up some more beer from the convenience store?? We’re all out… Ah, and snacks with that too!! 

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((Sorry I've been gone for the past few days >< I've just been feeling a little overwhelmed and must organize what to do better... There are just so many replies I want to do and interactions I want to do and aaaaaaa.......))

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((I made some Osomatsu-San miis for Miitomo! Feel free to use them if you'd like!))

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*Nuzzles crotch* Nii-chan... I'm needy...

(No way! Is he in heat–?! He isn’t actually turning into a cat right..?)

“I-ichimatsu…?!”

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((yesterday I drew a kawaii donger))

((uguuuuuuuuu))

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Hohhh.. its hardly a secret anyway, Onii-chan. *hugs Osomatsu from behind; assuming they're alone* Hnn.. Fuck me, onii-chan, please? Its been awhile, ne..? Pleeease?

((oniisan power 2 OP pls nerf))

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do you nut every time one of your bros call you oniichan

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((ONIONOSO is my new ship and nobody is going to stop me from drawing tentacle baseball fucking))

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(( you need to be kinkshamed ok.))

((I deserve it LOL))

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kinkshaming mun

im sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of robotic tentacle dildo fucking

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the sushioso that literally nobody asked for

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“...You’re this hard already? Pretty feisty for an old man. <3 “

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You know you can use all this time on tumblr to actually go get a job

….Yeah…

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I know what you're goin through. My siblings are growin up, it's not fair bc I'm so used to them needin me, I'm 2sd eldest but I've always acted the oldest. You don't want them to not need you or to be alone *cries* I'm here *hugs* & I won't leave ya

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“...It wasn’t supposed to be like this.”

“I know.”