The Grizzco Gang

((Splatoon 4 Concept Characters and their Ask Page!) Welcome to Grizzco. This is a Tumblr Page, though-

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

GUESS WHO COOKED.

- Lil Judd.

..for cod’s sake.

- Medved Grizz

((pending remaster!!))

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

I need another raise

I owe you.

- Medved Grizz

Huh??

- Orisa

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

So, I’ve been told to do an apology video (among other things)

..I can’t find a ukulele, a big enough one, so I managed to scoop a human radio up and it played some weird song. This is my apology.

And ignore the end, I didn’t sleep.

..Enjoy. I guess.

- Medved Grizz

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

((hi it’s me the creator

this blog is NOT dead !!! summer holidays are here for me, so prepare for more stuff coming out, y’all can ask questions now n stuff, also I’ve been practicing my art so hopefully I can get some of that in too :3, also rewrites for characters r coming soon

that’s all, sorry for the out of the blue post !! this gay bear has taken my heart))

[real-mr-grizz]

Bringing out the bug guns soon,

Be prepared

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

This?

- Medved Grizz

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

yo, sorry for the inactivity, we found a buncha human music and we have been playing it..tryna translate it and all lol

- Tareq ((Tartar)) Cehion

These bitches had vocaloid!!

- Orisa ((ORCA)) Cinus

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

dude im cooked, why has the bear gotten into a relationship before me

- Tareq (Tartar) Cehion

Cause you’re mad ugly. Shut up.

- Orisa (ORCA) Cinus

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

..Memories from when I first um, fell back down to earth.

(Hours later, I..kinda stopped salmonid genocide-)

- Medved Grizz

((creds to @/shlugr on discord & twitter!!! They are so. Awsume.!!!!!!!!!!!!))

[hemorrhageangel]

🐻 Dating Mr. Grizz Headcanons >_<!!!! 💜 Fem!Reader Also……

- he leaves you for a man

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

REAL

- Orisa ((ORCA)) Cinus

..Whoever made this is getting fired.

- Medved Grizz

OH BUT WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT UR ANGRY YEAH OF COURSE

- Lil Judd

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

Sometimes. I look at what goes on out of this universe. This ..website offers me that view.

It brings me calm, knowing that there is other bears alike me, in images or in the same role as me. I oniy wished they were the same as me. To be redeemed..to be able to feel what it is like to love anoth -

- Medved Grizz

yo this isn’t therapy stfu ‼️‼️‼️ TAKE THAT UP WITH UR THERAPIST

- Tareq ((Tartar)) Cehion

What was that last part? To be able to feel what it is like to love another MAN? Damn, you a bear for a reason ..

- Orisa ((ORCA)) Cinus

YOU BOOKED THERAPY FOR A REASON , HOMO

- Lil Judd

Can we all be respectful..?

- C.Q

why is everyone suddenly here wtf

- Tartar Cehion

..I hate you all.

- Medved Grizz

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

why the actual fuck did I just see Mr. Grizz’s hands grow like a buncha lumps

sos I think the boss has cancer

- Tarteq Cehion

They’re called pawpads, dumb ass. My false octoling machinery just broke for a second..

- Medved Grizz

..ARE YOU A FURRY?

- Tarteq Cehion

[ask-acht]

omg gasp dedf1sh im your biggest fan

i have had like. 5 people say that already. you cant ALL be my biggest fan i think you're going to have to sort it out.

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

I have the power of cod & anime on my side. Come at me false number one fans! ((/ref))

!!!!!!!!!

- Orca Cinus

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

Hey, it’s me again,

Reminder. If you see a small octoling child, about age 7, is white and speaks with a lisp. Please refer them to Off The Hook. We have no idea why it’s constantly coming to us.

It’s name is ..Smollusk, or something.

..baby man

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

Update!

Marina and Pearl apparently..are its mothers. I always knew they had something going on!

..baby man x2

- Orisa ((ORCA)) Cinus

fuck those idols in specific

..baby man x3

- Tareq ((Tartar)) Cehion

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

Sorry about the inactivity. We’re back.

- Medved Grizz, Alternate CEO of Grizzco

Lil Judd chewed on the cable lol

- Orisa (ORCA) Cinus.

[ask-grizzco]

Hey..

Does..Mr. Grizz use stringers, too in this universe..?

- Orisa ((ORCA)) Cinus (paid) Intern. Graphic Designer.

"no. i find those weapon's to be uncivilized, our employee's are free to use whatever the current weapon catalogue provides. however."

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

..UNCIVILISED..?

- Medved Grizz, Alternate CEO of Grizzco

oh shit

- Lil Judd. He Who Pays The Taxes Solely

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

Yo. It’s me.

Whats yaoi?..I saw it on an alternate Mr. Grizz ask account..so.

Let me look it up.

Update: oh dear there’s penif

- Tareq ((Tartar)) Cehion, (unpaid) Intern of Grizzco

[real-mr-grizz]

FRAUD!!!

I may have lost the battle but i will not lose the war

you have seen the last of the REAL MR GRIZZ

[askparallelgrizzcogang]

I don’t think that’s how you say the last line.

..wait-

- Mr. ‘Medved’ Grizz