Just some gays causing chaos

Swapsworld AU Where Patryck and his two friends Bing and Larry go off on wacky adventures and just having fun

[askpatsworld]

*Recording session start*

Patryck set up the camera, making sure it worked correctly. "Ayo, testing testing!" he yelled at it.

Larry looked up from his book with a "Mrrp?" expression, "Oh, you got it working?"

"Yeah yeah! I think so!"

Bing walked over. "HAZAH!" Larry rolled his eye. "Don't do that again"

Patryck waved to the camera. "Hi people of the internet! I'm Patryck," Patryck pointed to himself.

"The guy with the eyepatch is Larry" Larry made a "present" hand motion, going back to his book.

"And this is Bing." Bing frantically waved.

"They're my friends and we are starting up this here blog!"

"Hmmgh." "YEYE-"

"Anyways, we're now accepting questions, so go ahead and ask!"

ASKBOX STATUS: OPEN! GO ASK!

[deactivated-blog]

📭 Reblog if you want curious anons in your inbox! 📭

[askpatsworld]

So uh pau how’s the army going :]

[Static cuts in]

All that could be seen on camera was Toms two eyepatch-with-tiny-peepholes-ed face as he wore his Blue Leader/Backup Pink Leader uniform. ”Okay is this working?” He backed up to check, once he was sure he turned to a rather huge bear of a man wearing a pink bear blanket hoodie over a pink leader uniform, half of the larger mans face was bandaged, he had huge eyebrows and he currently had a lit cigarette between his lips ”Hey honey bear I got it working”

Pauls face went red in embarrassment “Tom could you maybe not use our pet names when in front of the camera…”

Paul removed the cigarette from his mouth, holding it between his fingers and walked over. ”Anyways dear anon, the Army is going fine, Tord has to rebuild my giant robot but otherwise its going fine.”

[macleod]

nosy anons let's go

[yrr977-deactivated20180708]

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Include the question with the number please.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Wow I haven’t done these in a while haha

Please include the question if you send one

[eldritchmirror]

include the question + number!

[macleod]

nosy anons let's go

[yrr977-deactivated20180708]

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Include the question with the number please.

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

Wow I haven’t done these in a while haha

Please include the question if you send one

[eldritchmirror]

include the question + number!

[askpatsworld]

What are y'alls pronouns, this is a threat 🔫

"WOAH DAMN YOU CAN PUT THAT GUN DOWN-"

"Mine are He/Him-"

"He/Him"

"They/He, They/Them are my preferred pronouns but I don't mind He/Him one single bit"

[askpatsworld]

If u guys would have to choose between Hatsune Miku (the almighty vocaloid) or Kasane Teto (almighty utauloid) who would you guys choose?

"Paul was the anime nerd, (...More specifically the ''adult'' kind) not us, so we don't really know what your talking about"

"but we do know Hatsune Miku's existence so I guess we pick her."

[askpatsworld]

You guys have a band

What instruments do you ya'll play

"Well, it's a small amateur garage band just for fun but yeah"

"I'm the drummer, I just enjoy the drums and you need a back beat anyways," Bing pulled out drumsticks he hides in his hoodie-hood, made an X-formation with his arms and twirled each stick in his hand between his fingers, before holding them normally with one hand with his hand on his hip. "I'm also a backup singer," He looked smug before embarrassed. "At…Times…"

"I'm a back up singer too, but I'm also a backup guitarist, but I also use a Keytar or Tambourine, it really depends what the song we're playing is on what instrument I play."

"I'm the lead singer/guitarist," Larry was gently strumming his guitar and slightly humming to himself.

"Paul used to be part of it too, he and Larry shared the lead singer role and he was a backup guitarist as well. But since he left, it kinda just changed to a trio band-"

Patryck looked upset as he mentioned that last part.

[askpatsworld]

Aha gays aha

anyways uhhhh hobbies??

Patyck waved. "Hya!"

"Wait, gays?" "Larry, none of us are straight and you are literally dating ME"

"We actually answered a similar question before but we DO have more than one hobby" Patyck made a knife-cat meme face.

"As a hobby we all like to do together we basically have this mini-garage band, and even though we don't really do jackshit with it it's fun"

[askpatsworld]

((...Quick reminder this blog exists and you can ask whatever you want, (Sorry it's just kinda dead atm?)

I'd gladly do a blog event or somth but it's too small for that and it's kinda pointless to do a blog event for a tiny ass blog with 2-3 followers (Which I greatly appreciate)))

[askpatsworld]

You guys have favorite foods? Does any have a favorite song/music genre?

"I like Mac and Cheese :) The stuff with the character shaped noodles"

"I like bananas :)"

Larry looked up from tuning his guitar. "How are you guys saying that out loud???" He looked at the camera. "To answer I don't have a favorite food, I'll just eat whatever I guess"

"As for our favorite music/songs, I don't have a favorite song but I like pop and soft rock!"

"I like anything just no Country music..." Bing shuttered.

"I may or may not be a huge Rock and Metal fan..." Larry murmured under his breath slightly embarrassed.

[askpatsworld]

Ayo should I add Paul to the blog at some point, in the form of a few cuts in to see how the Pink Armys doing or visits or somth?

[askpatsworld]

Do you have pets? Any pets. (curse you bad English)

Patryck smiled. "Don't worry your English is good enough!"

He bent over. "As for pets, we only have one but we love her."

Patryck held up a tiny vampire bat in his hand. "This is Cupcake! She was sitting on a couch cushion."

[askpatsworld]

May I ask about favorite drinks and what hobbies do you all practice?

"Oh hey another ask! Thank you anon! Anyways to answer your question, my favorite drink is MelloYello" Patryck holds up a can. "As for my hobby, I actually like gaming sometimes!"

"I like doing science experiments in my free time, and maybe playing drums, as for favorite drink, I don't really have a favorite, just not water."

Larry was strumming on his guitar. "I kinda dabble in music, not the best I guess though." Bing shouted from across the room.

"He's lying he's a fucking huge rock fan and a god at that thing practically- He's even a huge Sonic Underground nerd!"

Larry glared. "He's lying." He lied. "As for favorite drink I like beer."

"Root beer" Patryck corrected.

Larry proceeded to flip Bing and Patryck off. "Go fuck yourselves!"

"Fuck me yourself coward!"

[askpatsworld]

Doing a little trolling 😈

“Hey guys I’m home!!

Hold up…This isn’t my house and WHO THE WHO ARE YOU??”

"WHAT THE HELL-"

"WHY IS THERE A PAUL HERE?!"

"Hi Paul!" Bing waved.

"Well, this is interesting..."