SPOTTED- THE 2013 ANNUAL AVERY ACADEMY AWARDS NOMINEE LUNCHEON MADE ITS FIRST APPEARANCE IN NEW YORK TODAY. WHAT WOULD THIS EVENT HAVE BEEN NAMED IF IT WAS A FELLOW FILM NOMINEE? OH, DEFINITELY “PISSED AT PEYTON…”
As most people know that have done any sort of research on the Avery family, they always go above and beyond to add a personal touch to all of their parties. This year, amidst the A-List swag in the gift bag (rhyme.check.) they thought it would be just darling if they each wrote a brief “acceptance speech” as a way of thanking the actors and crew for putting out such great films for them to truly take in (accept), watch & experience this year.
True to Avery form both girls, Claire & Peyton, and Shaun had submitted their version of a speech to Reese weeks ahead of time for her to approve, check the grammar, look over the vernacular used and give it that Columbia professor stamp of approval. Shaun and Reese are always so proud of their girls. So why the awkward stares, appalled faces & waves of whispers as the guests examined their gift bags as they were departing the luncheon?
Apparently Peyton’s speech sounded something like this “I don’t know why I had to waste my time sitting around watching all of you. I personally think that I’m smarter, better, hotter & more talented than any of you invited here today. So, YOU SHOULD PROMOTE ME ALL THE TIME, NO QUESTIONS.” -Peyton Avery
Hmmmm now where have I heard that before? Oh, that’s right-that’s what Peyton thought she could publicly say to ME this morning. Isn’t it funny how fast the game changes? Poor little Peyton had to pay the price for assuming she can EVER tell me what to do. And as you can see, Claire couldn’t help but laugh at her taken-down twin.
Now, Peyton…have you learned your lesson so that we can move on from this? Just in case you’re actually not smart at all and daily think ideas like challenging me are a good idea here’s the lesson in the simplest of terms.
IM EVERYWHERE. I WATCH EVERYONE. I KNOW EVERYTHING. I RUN THIS SHOW. TAKE A SEAT & GET COMFY BECAUSE YOU WONT BE STEPPING UP TO ME EVER AGAIN.
no worries, at some point i’ll forgive you because you have to resemble your sister on the inside too, and i ADORE claire…xoxo, Gossip Girl