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Pirate Dash: I be thinkin’ Bookworm’s smile and wave be enchanting~

Bookworm: *giggles* Oh Dash~

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((Time zone reblog!))

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((I'm still working on my writers block, but look at this! I'm note 200! ))

lil-art-challenge

1. http://holy-shiznitz.tumblr.com/

2. http://askthenightguards.tumblr.com/

3. http://greeny-nyte.tumblr.com/

4. http://chezamoon18.tumblr.com/

5. http://joeyh3.tumblr.com/

6. http://rainbowsocks14.tumblr.com/

7. http://mykegreywolf.deviantart.com/

8. http://mxcoriginal.tumblr.com/

And that about does it for todays challenge! Great job everybody! See you next time!

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Pirate Terry Spin! Only on the Disney channel!

#reblog

This now means that the pre-wingpeg Bookworms on Terrybucks are limited edition discontinued models. Collect them before they go out of stock!

Meanwhile, where should Pirate Terry™ travel to next?

#Ask Pirate Terry #Pirate Dash #Terry #Bookworm #Pegwing #Wingpeg #thanks m.a.larson

Now what, indeed?

#Ask Pirate Terry #What a twist!

Pirate Terry: three days late, but surely worth the wait!

#Ask Pirate Terry #Bubsy

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CAPTION CONTEST!

For bragging rights.

Here’s a panel from the next update. PD’s hitting on Twilight from needs-more-pony's TwiDash blog, with Dash annoyed in the background. What's PD saying to her?

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"Yarr. Now that the Sportspocolypse happened, why not join Bookworm, Terry, and I? I be ready to offer a half hat iffen ye say yes, arr."

#this is totally canon now

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Would R34 Octavia be considered hard chord porn?

I would expect this level of bad pun from TJ, but not you Terry. Not you…

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I have to note that those are very sharp words for a joke that's gone flat. Puns may not be Terrymod's forte, but the accusation is very bass.

High quality filler for 2014!

#Ask Pirate Terry #Bubsy

Meowth is the fault of pembrokewkorgi and conspicuouslad . Pirate Terry™ 3D is the winner of the "Gold Pone Award"

#Ask Pirate Terry #Bubsy

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Why the FUCK are they keeping the Planet Of The Apes franchise on life support I mean christ

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They’re just monkeying around with it at this point.

geradex

These puns are why they enslaved mankind.

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They were gibbon another chance, and if they win all the awards, they can be the chimps!

Dear Princess Celestia: Today, I learned you can break up a long post into two posts and nobody would be the wiser.

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High quality humor for 2014. This was worth all those months' wait.

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Pirate Terry, Season 2! That's right, Season 1 was only 10 posts. Even shorter than MLP's Season 3.

#Ask Pirate Terry #pirate dash #terry #turdis #Sportspocolypse

So did you get all three of your E, or F and G for that matter?

#Ask Pirate Terry #E3

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Fem Teej, go out with me, male ALOS

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No exceptions.

arosu-sama

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FemTeej has chased off another.

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Makeouts and baseball on a first date? Sounds like somepony wanted to get to…

"Second base"

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That’s first base. Second is groping.

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It depends on how sloppy the makeouts. And given that this is after the bar hopping, I stand by my statement. At the very least, the difference becomes...

"A short stop."