T.J.'s Musings

The personal blog for the moderator of Ask Pirate Dash.

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So glad I work at a place where a fucking consultant with no connections to the area gets to dictate news coverage instead of the people with a decade plus experience each.

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I don't like writing stories about high school friends who die...

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Just one time before I fucking die. That's all I want...

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My resolution for New Year's is to try and connect with friends better and re-establish friendships, whether new or old, but I'm almost certain it's destined to fail.

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Three months in and I'm doing the exact opposite of this and I think that was the better route to go down.

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We pulled the plug on a radio station today. Sad times. Here was one of their mascots.

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I have waited 21 years for my team to get back to the Final Four and a real chance to win that long-sought national championship. I'm so fucking happy right now.

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FINAL FOUR

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I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY AND JACKED UP. LET'S WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING.

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FINAL FOUR

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Never take the second weekend for granted. For it is Sweet.

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Today, I covered an event where the podium was not big enough for everyone's microphones and the binder that held the papers for the speakers' speeches. And when I casually suggested they take the papers out of the binder to get everything to fit, I was told by a Park District board member, paraphrasing...

"We tried that before and it didn't work."

...it didn't work? How the high holy fuck did you fail at taking papers out of a binder and reading from them? How do you fuck that up? How did you convince people to elect you to office?

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I'm in my happy place.

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Let's Dance.

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We had a tornado watch 16 hours ago.

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Happy Selection Sunday to all who celebrate.

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Nothing ever fucking matters. Happiness and joy is a fucking lie. Nothing good will ever happen to you

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Hey everyone, it's the high school sports good sportsmanship furry.

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It's more satisfying than it should be that after more than three years, your TV "news partner" finally credits you on air for a story they "borrowed" from you.