Ask Rai and Some Others

It ties all in...

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Hello.

This is Kye-kai. AGAIN. A.K.A https://www.tumblr.com/kylievershion

This Blog is kind of a Joke and Kind of not...Mainly Focuses On:

Sonas:

Rai-rai-Chan(Pokesona) (She/Her)

Rai-rai-Kun (He/Him)

Tokumi (They/Them)

Kingdom:

Black Raisin Cookie

Espresso Cookie

Sparkling Cookie

Eclair Cookie

Lilac Cookie

Cotton Cookie

Frost Queen Cookie

Sea Fairy Cookie

Almond Cookie

Pure Vanilla Cookie

Hollyberry Cookie

Affogato Cookie

Dark Cacao Cookie

OvenBreak:

Roguefort Cookie

Timekeeper Cookie

Captain Ice Cookie

Earl Grey Cookie

String Gummy Cookie

Millennial Tree Cookie

Ananas Dragon Cookie

Longan Dragon Cookie

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FYI: This ask box ties into Ask Random Fusions(https://asksrandomfusions.tumblr.com/) and Into the Hands of the Human Child(https://intothehandsofthehumanchild.tumblr.com/). But this is after the events of The Child AU.

Rules(if you don’t follow these, your ask will be deleted/ignored):

-Proshippers GTFO you’re disgusting and not allowed.

-No NSFW. The creator is a minor.

-The 12 Lost Cookies may never answer questions revolving around the events of “Into The Hands Of The Human Child.”.

-Roguefort, Longan, Tokumi and Ananas are canonically nonbinary. But I won’t throw a hissy fit if you misgender them.

-Be patient please. I have a very busy life.

-If an ask has been answered already please do not expect it to be answered again. Unless I have to.

-Please no spamming.

-If the ask box is closed, don’t send any asks. Wait until it opens again.

-Don’t overpower your asks.

-WHAT THE CHARACTERS SAY/THE CHARACTERS’ VIEWS DO NOT REFLECT ON THE VIEWS OF THE AUTHOR!!!

Because I am not my characters or the canon characters. So I apologize deeply if you get offended by anything they say as always.

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Does the "Rai" in Rai-rai-chan and Rai-rai-kun derive from Raichu? (I'm sorry if this was blatantly obvious)

(Yes!)

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ASK BOX REVIVAL TIME

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Hey Roguefort how many cheese puns can you make?

Roguefort: Well, I wish not to be cheesy. But I want to brie-live in myself- *GUNSHOT*

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Incorrect Quotes 4 because why the muk not

(Reblogs allowed!) EARL GREY: "DANG IT ROGUEFORT!"

ROGUEFORT: "What?! It wasn’t me!"

EARL GREY: "Sorry, force of habit. DANG IT TIMEKEEPER!"

TIMEKEEPER:  "Not me either."

EARL GREY: "...Oh...Then...who set the house on fire?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: *Whistles*

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ROGUEFORT: "Hey Earl Grey, can I get some ice cream?"

EARL GREY: "...Only a spoonful."

ROGUEFORT: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon*

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TOKUMI: "Hey, is Rai-rai-Chan sleeping or dead?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Hopefully dead, I hated her guts."

ANANAS: "Yeah, so did I."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "OKAY FIRST OF ALL MUK YOU-"

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TIMEKEEPER: "Are you busy?"

STRING GUMMY: "Yes."

TIMEKEEPER: "Cool, listen to this."

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ANANAS: "ENOUGH! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME IN SUCH A MANNER!?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests."

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CAPTAIN ICE: "Hey Timekeeper, do you wanna help us?"

TIMEKEEPER: "Oh, I would... but I don’t want to."

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LONGAN: "...You're alive."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "No need to sound so disappointed."

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ANANAS: "The best person I know is myself."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Well that's sad."

ANANAS: "ARE YOU MOCKING ME-"

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’m quick at math."

STRING GUMMY: "Ok, what’s 38 times 76?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "24."

STRING GUMMY: "...That wasn’t even close."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "But it was quick."

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ROGUEFORT: "Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside~!" EARL GREY: "...Roguefort. I swear if I step outside and all the hotel mugs are on the front lawn, I'm kicking you out."

ROGUEFORT: *Quietly sips coffee from bowl*

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons."

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MILLENNIAL TREE: "Is the pink panther a lion?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Say that again but slower."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "...I do not get it."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "He’s a PANTHER."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "Is that a type of lion?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "No, it’s a muking panther."

MILLENNIAL TREE: *Googles panther* "They aren’t pink?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "AND LIONS ARE?!"

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I'm an idiot."

ROGUEFORT: "..."

TIMEKEEPER: "..."

EARL GREY: "..."

CAPTAIN ICE: "..."

STRING GUMMY: "..."

WIND ARCHER: "…"

MILLENNIAL TREE: "..."

ANANAS: "..."

LONGAN: "..."

TOKUMI: "..."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "..."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "..."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "...If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a very long day."

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CAPTAIN ICE X ALMOND!!!

Captain Ice & Almond: WHAT?!

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if x=17, y=57 and z=824 what's 8x*778z+24y?

*Silence*

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(Ananas and Longan)Are you dating each other?

Ananas & Longan: WHAT?!

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Sooo is that a yes? :3

Rai-rai-Chan: THEY BOTH ARE G-

Ananas: *SLASHES HER FACE* Rai-rai-Chan: *DODGES*

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Ananas? Longan? You two dating anyone? :3

*Silence…*

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Incorrect Quotes but comic form!

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if i see someone calling Tokumi "her" again I'ma lose it </3

i said many times that Tokumi is they/them

:<

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For Tokumi,Cotton cookie and Lilac cookie: *gives them a gentle,warm Christmas hug* you guys earned it! 🥰🥰

Tokumi: Hm?

Lilac: H-huh...?!

Cotton: Awww! *Hugs you back*

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Wait all of them? Or only some? If so which ones?

(Some~)

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*Gently pets Eclair Cookie*

Eclair: Huh?!

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What about plan F?

*We don’t talk about plan F*

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Incorrect Quotes 3 because I'm bored AF

(Reblogs allowed!)

EARL GREY: "Good night."

TOKUMI: "Sleep tight."

TIMEKEEPER: "Don’t let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself."

ANANAS: "Great, now Rai-rai-Chan's crying."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "You three, explain right now!"

TIMEKEEPER: "It was String Gummy."

EARL GREY: "It was String Gummy."

ROGUEFORT: "It was String Gummy."

STRING GUMMY: "…F*ck."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN:  "We’re kind of missing something guys."

ROGUEFORT: "Cohesion?"

EARL GREY: "Teamwork?"

CAPTAIN ICE: "A general sense of what we’re doing?"

MILLENNIAL TREE: "And Tokumi is not here..."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Oh, and that, yeah.''

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RAI-RAI-KUN: "I am convinced Roguefort & Timekeeper share a brain cell."

LONGAN: "And it’s not in use very often, it seems."

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WIND ARCHER: "What's the signal when something goes wrong?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "You guys yell, 'OH SH*T!'"

TOKUMI: "…That'll have to work..."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Time for plan G."

CAPTAIN ICE: "Don’t you mean plan B?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties."

STRING GUMMY: "What about plan D?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago."

ANANAS: "And plan E?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’m hoping not to use it. Roguefort dies in plan E."

TIMEKEEPER: "I like plan E."

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EARL GREY: "I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone."

ROGUEFORT: "Mine just says "Roguefort, no.""

EARL GREY: "I want you to apply it to every possible situation."

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ANANAS: *Out cold on the ground*

EARL GREY: "Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?!"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: *Holding a bucket of ice water* "WHO CARES?!" *DUMPS ALL THE WATER ON ANANAS' FACE* "WAKE UP!"

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EARL GREY: "...You bought a taco?"

TIMEKEEPER: "Yes."

EARL GREY: "...From the same truck that hit Roguefort?!"

TIMEKEEPER: *With a mouthful of taco* "Well, me starving ain't gonna help them."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: I have an idea.

WIND ARCHER: "...A good idea?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "ALRIGHT LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES-"

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RAI-RAI-KUN: "Who the muk broke the toaster?"

TOKUMI: "It was Rai-rai-Chan."

CAPTAIN ICE: "It was Rai-rai-Chan."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "Rai-rai-Chan broke it..."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "…YOU THREE PROMISED-"