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Incorrect Quotes 4 because why the muk not

(Reblogs allowed!) EARL GREY: "DANG IT ROGUEFORT!"

ROGUEFORT: "What?! It wasn’t me!"

EARL GREY: "Sorry, force of habit. DANG IT TIMEKEEPER!"

TIMEKEEPER:  "Not me either."

EARL GREY: "...Oh...Then...who set the house on fire?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: *Whistles*

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ROGUEFORT: "Hey Earl Grey, can I get some ice cream?"

EARL GREY: "...Only a spoonful."

ROGUEFORT: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon*

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TOKUMI: "Hey, is Rai-rai-Chan sleeping or dead?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Hopefully dead, I hated her guts."

ANANAS: "Yeah, so did I."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "OKAY FIRST OF ALL MUK YOU-"

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TIMEKEEPER: "Are you busy?"

STRING GUMMY: "Yes."

TIMEKEEPER: "Cool, listen to this."

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ANANAS: "ENOUGH! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME IN SUCH A MANNER!?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests."

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CAPTAIN ICE: "Hey Timekeeper, do you wanna help us?"

TIMEKEEPER: "Oh, I would... but I don’t want to."

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LONGAN: "...You're alive."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "No need to sound so disappointed."

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ANANAS: "The best person I know is myself."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Well that's sad."

ANANAS: "ARE YOU MOCKING ME-"

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’m quick at math."

STRING GUMMY: "Ok, what’s 38 times 76?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "24."

STRING GUMMY: "...That wasn’t even close."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "But it was quick."

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ROGUEFORT: "Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside~!" EARL GREY: "...Roguefort. I swear if I step outside and all the hotel mugs are on the front lawn, I'm kicking you out."

ROGUEFORT: *Quietly sips coffee from bowl*

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons."

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MILLENNIAL TREE: "Is the pink panther a lion?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Say that again but slower."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "...I do not get it."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "He’s a PANTHER."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "Is that a type of lion?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "No, it’s a muking panther."

MILLENNIAL TREE: *Googles panther* "They aren’t pink?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "AND LIONS ARE?!"

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I'm an idiot."

ROGUEFORT: "..."

TIMEKEEPER: "..."

EARL GREY: "..."

CAPTAIN ICE: "..."

STRING GUMMY: "..."

WIND ARCHER: "…"

MILLENNIAL TREE: "..."

ANANAS: "..."

LONGAN: "..."

TOKUMI: "..."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "..."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "..."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "...If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a very long day."

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Incorrect Quotes because I'm bored

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EARL GREY: "...What were you thinking?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "...I thought releasing birds at a wedding was romantic..."

CAPTAIN ICE, STRING GUMMY, & ANANAS: "YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES!"

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MILLENNIAL TREE: "Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos." (!) "Oh no, where did it go?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "MILLENNIAL TREE WHAT THE MUK?!"

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CAPTAIN ICE: "You both are smiling. What's up?"

ANANAS: "What, we can't be happy?"

EARL GREY: "Rai-rai-Chan fell down the stai-"

ANANAS & LONGAN: "SHUT IT EARL GREY."

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STRING GUMMY: "How do Rai and Tokumi usually get out of these messes?"

TIMEKEEPER: "They don't! They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out!"

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ROGUEFORT: "What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?"

ANANAS, STRING GUMMY, CAPTAIN ICE, & LONGAN: "NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN."

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TIMEKEEPER: "Alright, Earl Grey, Roguefort. Let's go over this one more time. If something breaks?"

EARL GREY: "We try to fix it before Rai-rai-Chan gets home."

TIMEKEEPER: "If it doesn't work?"

ROGUEFORT: "We blame String Gummy."

STRING GUMMY: "Seriously guys, what the heck?!"

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LONGAN: "I have the sharpest memory here. Name one time I forgot something."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "You left me, Ananas, and Timekeeper in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago..."

LONGAN: "I did that on purpose. Try again."

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ANANAS: "I'm bored."

LONGAN: "Wanna commit first-degree murder?"

ANANAS: "Sure."

EARL GREY: "WHA- NO- STOP, DON'T DO THAT! PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN. PUT TOKUMI DOWN!"

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Incorrect Quotes 3 because I'm bored AF

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EARL GREY: "Good night."

TOKUMI: "Sleep tight."

TIMEKEEPER: "Don’t let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself."

ANANAS: "Great, now Rai-rai-Chan's crying."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "You three, explain right now!"

TIMEKEEPER: "It was String Gummy."

EARL GREY: "It was String Gummy."

ROGUEFORT: "It was String Gummy."

STRING GUMMY: "…F*ck."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN:  "We’re kind of missing something guys."

ROGUEFORT: "Cohesion?"

EARL GREY: "Teamwork?"

CAPTAIN ICE: "A general sense of what we’re doing?"

MILLENNIAL TREE: "And Tokumi is not here..."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Oh, and that, yeah.''

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RAI-RAI-KUN: "I am convinced Roguefort & Timekeeper share a brain cell."

LONGAN: "And it’s not in use very often, it seems."

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WIND ARCHER: "What's the signal when something goes wrong?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "You guys yell, 'OH SH*T!'"

TOKUMI: "…That'll have to work..."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Time for plan G."

CAPTAIN ICE: "Don’t you mean plan B?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties."

STRING GUMMY: "What about plan D?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago."

ANANAS: "And plan E?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’m hoping not to use it. Roguefort dies in plan E."

TIMEKEEPER: "I like plan E."

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EARL GREY: "I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone."

ROGUEFORT: "Mine just says "Roguefort, no.""

EARL GREY: "I want you to apply it to every possible situation."

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ANANAS: *Out cold on the ground*

EARL GREY: "Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?!"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: *Holding a bucket of ice water* "WHO CARES?!" *DUMPS ALL THE WATER ON ANANAS' FACE* "WAKE UP!"

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EARL GREY: "...You bought a taco?"

TIMEKEEPER: "Yes."

EARL GREY: "...From the same truck that hit Roguefort?!"

TIMEKEEPER: *With a mouthful of taco* "Well, me starving ain't gonna help them."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: I have an idea.

WIND ARCHER: "...A good idea?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "ALRIGHT LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES-"

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RAI-RAI-KUN: "Who the muk broke the toaster?"

TOKUMI: "It was Rai-rai-Chan."

CAPTAIN ICE: "It was Rai-rai-Chan."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "Rai-rai-Chan broke it..."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "…YOU THREE PROMISED-"

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More Incorrect quotes

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I am 39 cheetos tall."

EARL GREY: "Why...Why are you measuring your height in cheetos?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Because we're out of doritos."

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ROGUEFORT: "Hey, do you know the password to Timekeeper's computer?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "F*ck you, Roguefort."

ROGUEFORT: "HEY."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "No, you misunderstood, the password actually is "****youRoguefort"."

ROGUEFORT: "...Oh~? No numbers? Not very safe..."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "You have to apologize to Timekeeper."

STRING GUMMY: "...FINE. UNF*CK YOU OR WHATEVER!"

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TOKUMI: "So, what’s for dinner?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: *Staring at the food she burnt* "Regret."

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TIMEKEEPER: "What’s worse than a heartbreak?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn’t charging."

TOKUMI: "Waking up in the morning...."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Waking up."

LONGAN: "Waking up in the morning…And seeing Tokumi."

TOKUMI: "Hey! Rude!!"

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EARL GREY: "You need a hobby."

TIMEKEEPER: "I have a hobby!"

EARL GREY: "Hitting Roguefort isn’t a hobby."

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ROGUEFORT: "Good morning~♪!"

EARL GREY: "Good morning."

CAPTAIN ICE: "Good morning."

STRING GUMMY: "Mornin."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "Good morning..."

ANANAS: "Good morning."

LONGAN: "Good morning, weak ones."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Morning."

TOKUMI: "G-Good morning everyone..."

TIMEKEEPER: "...You all sound like robots. "Good morning" this. "Good morning" that. Spice it up."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "HEY MOTHERF*CKERS!"

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Cara,

Vai chegar um momento na tua vida que você vai se perguntar se valeu apena, se você quer continuar. Esse momento vai decidir todo o resto.

"Não escolha o errado almejando fazer uma certo..."

_Basara_

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