Beacon Hills Royalty

Hey! It's me. Lydia. Uh, Lydia /Martin/? If you have to ask, you probably aren't cool enough to be here. Go ahead. Close the tab. We'll wait. Now, for the rest of you, welcome! I'm sure you are all DYING to ask me a boatload of questions about my bustling, exciting life. I'll let you get right to it. Just shoot me a message with your question and I PROMISE I will try to answer it to the best of my ability. Toodles~

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The lovely Allison and myself enjoying the party!

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Beacon hills could use a little protecting. Happy Halloween, everyone!

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Why won't you let Stiles LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU?

…Um…

Stiles is…intense. Passionate, one might say. But…back when he was trying to win me over? He didn’t really know me. He knew what his picture of me was. I wasn’t a person, I was this idealized, picturesque thing in his head. He had no idea what being around me would actually be like. 

I’ll admit he knows me a lot better now. 

But I doubt the interest is still there. It was just a schoolboy crush, right?

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..yeah, of course.

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It’s cool, Lydia. We’re just…friends with life-saving benefits. 

If you know what I mean. (That was a joke. I promise.)

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Ha. Yeah..

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Why won't you let Stiles LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU?

…Um…

Stiles is…intense. Passionate, one might say. But…back when he was trying to win me over? He didn’t really know me. He knew what his picture of me was. I wasn’t a person, I was this idealized, picturesque thing in his head. He had no idea what being around me would actually be like. 

I’ll admit he knows me a lot better now. 

But I doubt the interest is still there. It was just a schoolboy crush, right?

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..yeah, of course.

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ÓH

MY

GOD

DO YOU NEED A NIGHTWING??????

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…Did you just swoo—

Need? No. I’m a strong, independent Barbara Gordon who don’t need no Dick Grayson. 

Want? Yeah, kind of.

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I VOLUNTEER. Dick was always my favorite Robin anyway, and it’s kind of an upgrade from my usual. It’s too bad I don’t have freaky werewolf strength or I could take you to ~fly~ at a circus. 

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...You know what? Sure. 

And if Scott still wants to match you he can always go as Blue Beetle. Yknow, Jamie Reyes Blue Beetle not Ted Kord Blue Bee--

Uh. Not like I know anything about that stuff.

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Why won't you let Stiles LOOVVEEE YOUUUUU?

...Um...

Stiles is...intense. Passionate, one might say. But...back when he was trying to win me over? He didn't really know me. He knew what his picture of me was. I wasn't a person, I was this idealized, picturesque thing in his head. He had no idea what being around me would actually be like. 

I'll admit he knows me a lot better now. 

But I doubt the interest is still there. It was just a schoolboy crush, right?

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ÓH

MY

GOD

DO YOU NEED A NIGHTWING??????

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...Did you just swoo--

Need? No. I'm a strong, independent Barbara Gordon who don't need no Dick Grayson. 

Want? Yeah, kind of.

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Halloween party, you say. No one told me about that! What’re you gonna be, Lyd? Me and Scott usually match, so we’ll probably do that again this year.

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Drop by or something. The turnout probably won't be....as big as it has been in years past, but it's going to be fantastic all the same, I assure you.

Can't you guess?? 

How aboooutttt....now? 

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LYDIA wow, hi, I definitely was not expecting that. Also I could totally make it rain if I wanted to! With monopoly money. 

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Okay, whatever. 

In case you haven't noticed, you sort of caught me in the middle of a makeup test for my Halloween party tomorrow. So.

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MAKIN IT RAINNNN with six bucks

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That's about as close as you're ever going to get to "making it rain", Stilinski. 

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What would you do to someone who said they didn't like Danny?

A wide knowledge of chemicals and their wide range of effects on the human body is a dangerous tool. That’s all I have to say. 

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Halloween costume preview! Sorry boys, but you'll have to wait to see the full thing until my party Thursday night~ Be there. Notice I didn't leave any other options, geometric shape or otherwise.

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What in the holy hell is this?! I TOLD him how to spell Lydia! Ugh. He almost ruined my salted caramel mocha. Almost.

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Hello, lovelies!

It's been a while since I've been on here. There's been a lot going on in this town, and I just plain haven't had time for it. 

But my Halloween party is coming up, and I just HAVE to have a place to dump all the photos from it, so...here I am! 

If you have any questions to ask me please feel free to drop them in my inbox! After all, I'm probably the best person for the job. 

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Managed to snag a photo with Hale. Wish he didn't always have to look so...grumpy and constipated.

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A photo of myself and the lovely Allison Argent (can be found here, though her blog is still under construction!) making faces at the camera.

It loves us, I swear. 

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curlyfriesking said: LYDIA THERE’S A GHOST IN YOUR PICTURE! IT’S UP IN THE LEFT HAND CORNER!nicetitsSOSPOOKY! A GHOST!

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That's a Christmas light, you dork.

And did you really just say...ugh. Whatever.