sut da fuck up

ask things or ill fillet you like a shrinkwrapped kroger salmon

[askraidenmetalgear]

Did you know that flamingos are extremeophiles meaning they can live in a variety of harsh environments?

shes just like me fr

[askraidenmetalgear]

I hope we all go to hell no matter what

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why are u blonde

albinism

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raiden it’s been so long. do u drink milk?

yeah its metal as hell

[eschatologica-anthophilya-deact]

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Why are u mean to me😭 i just like fatman

i am generally not polite to people who have tried to kill me or associates thereof [hits the bong]

[askraidenmetalgear]

who does the cooking at home

me bitch

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Guess who’s back😈 its me, the fatman lover

fuck off

[stimman4000]

*psychiatrist listens to me describe my symptoms and writes down a note on their clipboard that just says “LOL”*

[cafeeconleche]

[askraidenmetalgear]

happy Father’s Day raiden

oh fuck you.

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i already gave snake his card and we just kind of looked at each other like this for like 10 minutes

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happy Father’s Day raiden

oh fuck you.

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if you could go on vacation somewhere where would you go

the afterlife :)

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w

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contrary to popular belief i dont think its funny when you people bother me about people who have tried to kill me.

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What would fatman bring for your bday raiden

can you leave me alone jesus christ

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Raiden do u think fatman is cute (say yes or rosemary will delete ur minecraft account) /j (i wont get serious anymore about the jokes)

what the fuck

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literally what is it with you people wanting me to think every guy ive ever met whos tried to kill me is hot. fuck off

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you know what makes me sad? When people try to kill me