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@askrakdos-blog
Gentlemen. Ladies. Knaves. So kind of you to meet me in this tavern.
As you know, we are about to enter the Dragonâs Maze.
The dragon lies at the center of the maze, and we intend to slay him, and thereby gain access to his hoard. Vast riches lie in store for us, if only we are willing to brave...
DANANANANA
DANANANANANNAANNAANA
RRRRAWWGRRRWWARGRWARRWGARA
WAIT WHY AREN'T UR POSTS GETTING BETTER
LMAO OWNED
Why does everyone insist that I have some sort of weapon shoved up my ass?
Some people simply canât imagine what itâs like to have a spine. You should hear what they say the Church has stuck up there.
Iâd think the issue would be more what they want to stick up the Churchâs ass.
LOL WELL NO VACANCY ITS MY D LOLOLOLOLOL YOLO
My fantasy: I ship you all with Gwafa Hazid
I need not spill the details, of course, but letâs just say that whips and chains are involved.
This seems like⊠an interesting idea.
I hope youâre okay with being a little bit scandalous, Hazid, because Iâd expect the whips to cause quite a ârow.â
You know me, Miss Karlov. Iâll do anything for the right price.
OH COOL DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO DO THE SEXY STUFF
Test Your Vocabulary: how many words do you know?
Most Native English adult speakers who have taken the test fall in the range 20,000â35,000 words. And for foreign learners of English, weâve found that the mostÂ
20,200
decent considering im 14
22,900Â
sweet
23,400
24,100
Iâm an English major though soâŠyeah
21,900
Im happy with this.
((31,300
YEAAH ALL THAT SMUT I READ
Nah, not really.))
33, 400 :P
((18Â 800. Iâm disappointed in myself. I will go read more Shakespeare and Jane Austen this instant.))
((31,500. How????))
TWO FEET SEVEN INCHES
THAT'S RIGHT LADIES
haha FUK U COOLGUY u have da best club look at these dum fukers on here fuk dem
+1
RAKDOS I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO THE END!!!
DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ME LONG
Why is performance your Guild's outlet?
MY GUILD DOESN'T HAVE AN "OUTLET" MY GUILD IS THE OUTLET
Rakdos? When's the next party? I'd like to come.
THERE IS ONLY ONE PARTY YOU'RE LIVING IN IT ACT LIKE IT
ask-the-lord-of-riots started following you
HEY GUYS DO YOU WNAT TO KNOW WHY IT SAID THAT
IT'S BECAUSE I'M AN INDIVIDUALIST
I ONLY FOLLOW MYSELF
askrakdos started following you
Dear lord, the original demon is back.
YOU MIGHT SAY THAT ITS
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WAIT FOR IT THIS IS GOOD
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RAKDOS RETURN
The spark troopers donât last long, but while theyâre on the battlefield, they tear a big swath of destruction while healing allies.
A toast to a success of the Warmind Initiative!
What splendid warriors you have, Aurelia! Iâve no doubt theyâre as formidable as they are resilient.
This stinks of stealth insultâŠ
NO THIS IS A STEALTH INSULT
*puts on hat saying "DIMIR"*
FUCK YOU
Oâer hallowed fonts of blue For dear-bought bribes or classâs pride Obeys our Council true! O Ravnica! O Ravnica! Thy laws thy lords abet In sinking teeth into the meat Of victims powerless!Â
O beautiful for ghosts haunting Their godless shrines of grey If from each pew some pennies flew Our thrulls may shout âwell prayed!â Oh Ravnica! Oh Ravnica! Spend well thy every pence: do pay the toll to clean thy soul with purchased indulgence!
How profâtable for lords of land Oâer slums of sickened proles Are thoroughfares Hausmannified And projects cleansed of Gruul! O Ravnica! O Ravnica! Church câllect her debt from thee and fill her âhoods with stolen goods from street to spasming street!
OH AWESOMESAUCE FOR PARTIES HAD IN CRIMSON CRYPTS OF BLOODÂ FOR SPIN-THE-KNIFE AND FUCK-JOHN'S-WIFE AND WRESTLING IN MUD! O RAVNICA! O MNOM NOM NOM THIS CAKE IT TASTES SO GOOD AND BLOOD PUDDING AND LAMM'SU WINGS MASS MURDER GIVES ME WOOD
GO EASY ON EM I HAVEN'TE WRITTEN TOO MANY SONGS JUS TTHE ANTHEMÂ
Do you think the hellbent mechanic or any of the old rakdos cards would work well with the rakdos cards now?
RAKDOS DOES'NT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS WE ONLY PLAY WITH OURSELVES
WAIT I MEAN
Which Guild would you join?
I WOULD JOIN ALL OF THEM
GUILD CENTIPEDE
THINKA BOUT IT
I can't--for the life of me--decide whether to join Rakdos or Golgari. Is there any particular reason why I should join Rakdos?
NO, THERE ARE NO PARTICULAR REASONS TO DO ANYTHING, YOU HAVE TO COME UP WITH THAT SHIT URSELF. FOR FURTHER INFORMATION READ CRITIQUE FO DDIALECTICAL REASN BY JOHN PAUL II SATRE
HAHA YEAH... YEAH!!
I would wonder why the hell Rakdos posted this.
Then I donât care and just roll with it.
UM I'M THE PARTYIN PARUN DUHH???
