I AM THE NOODLE AND MARSHMALLOW GODDESS

what if in an alternate universe huntress {helena wayne} is a mercenary and is part of the red team Authors note : since this is in a different universe things may be a different then the way it is in the dc comics blah blah this is an rp blog blah i will also be posting whatever the fuck i want blah blah i'm a girl blah blah

[number1slut-deactivated20170519]

a girl just interrupted our professor and was like JOAN RIVERS DIED and he got so pissed off lmao

[sinestros-might]

Scream it to the heavens, babe.

[askredhuntress-blog]

By namecchan

[mothsjpg]

you didn’t love her. you just didn’t want to be alone. or maybe, she was just good for your ego. or, or maybe she just made you feel better about your miserable life. but you didn’t love her, because you don’t destroy people you love.

Greys Anatomy  (via psychoactive-bitch)

[dimension20official]

The Most Dangerous Gamer

[triisoup]

I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages

[pachurz]

THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.

[fuckyeahfluiddynamics]

In the dark of the ocean, some animals have evolved to use bioluminescence as a defense. In the animation above, an ostracod, one of the tiny crustaceans seen flitting near the top of the tank, has just been swallowed by a cardinal fish. When threatened, the ostracod ejects two chemicals, luciferin and luciferase, which, when combined, emit light. Because the glow would draw undesirable attention to the cardinal fish, it spits out the ostracod and the glowing liquid and flees. Check out the full video clip over at BBC News. Other crustaceans, including several species of shrimp, also spit out bioluminescent fluids defensively. (Image credit: BBC, source video; via @amyleerobinson)

[hinatasbutt-blog]

WHAT TUMBLR USER DO U SHIP ME WITH

[garnetrod]

how to confess to your crush

[showtimechamaco]

[askredhuntress-blog]

By hizoku-no-oni

[5x5slayer]

Finding an RP partner who runs with your batshit crazy ideas is like finding the holy grail.

[willowblackthorn]

[alynnsia]

[kedreeva]

Never go alone- bring a partner. Travel in pairs

Before entering, ensure that someone not entering knows you are going in, and when you expect to be out

Before entering, determine the cause of your mission- your mission objective. Bookcase? Couch? Oven? Meatballs? Figure it out

[askredhuntress-blog]

By chenjunnn

[askredhuntress-blog]

other people: no...what are u doing to that character...

me: i'm bISEXUALIZING THEM

[askredhuntress-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[loadingartist]