Black: We’re still new at all this.
White: Apprentices! Halfway there!
B: Ask if you want, but don’t expect much.
W: Red and Blue said we could answer as best as we can! It’s part of our training!
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@askrightandwrong
Black: We’re still new at all this.
White: Apprentices! Halfway there!
B: Ask if you want, but don’t expect much.
W: Red and Blue said we could answer as best as we can! It’s part of our training!
what kind of lessons must you two learn to becoming shoulder guardians?
R: Sure, there’s a lot more than just speaking up. But really it comes down to trying the job and screwing up some and then learning from it. Reeeeally me an Blue should be pushing them out of the nest a little harder….
B: But Black and White are sooo cuteeee, it’s impossible not to dote on them!
dumb question but - which one of u is taller???? :3
W: We’re both exactly 15 cm tall! Halos and horns don’t count.
B: Tails either.
Hoping you two can solve an encounter I had at the mall last week. What would you do if a kid came up to you and asked if the mini claw machines there were worth it? Would you give them money or advice? I settled on the latter on how to play them better to cheat the system, but I'm worried I made the wrong choice... am I overthinking plush toys in a claw?! 0.0
B: Your money is yours.
W: I hope you both have so so much fun with your legal gambling over plush toys!
omg i love yr colorful hair streaks theyre so cool... oh right, uh, question! should i sleep in or eat breakfast before work today?
B: Sleep is important too. But.
W: If you’re concerned that you need more sleep you should go to bed a few minutes earlier if you can! Also it doesn’t have to be a big breakfast. Just enough to tell your body that it’s time to start working!
B: You’re mortal. Take care.
What kinds of foods do you all like?
W: as for Red and Blue? Well I know for sure that Blue loves sweet things the most! I’m not sure which sweet thing she would say was the top though…I need to research that so I can try to get her something she likes as a thank you for teaching us…I wonder if it’s chocolate? Something fruity? Hmmmm hmm hmmmmmmmm………
B: Red eats everything. Very cool.
Hey White, how are you so adorable and poofy floofy? <3
W: Adorable though? You’re just super sweeeet for that! I don’t know if it’ll help me with doing my job, but I’d like to think that a little extra sweetness can carry me further!
Are there any kinds of advice you two would love to be able to give?
W: Really? None at all???
B: Mm.
W: I thought you wanted to give advice on romance though? You looked really interested in those classes especially, I thought? You didn’t sleep through them at all!
B: ……no comment.
W: You do!! You are!! you have a preference!! I knew it!!!
Re2 Mi4 La3 Re1 Ti2 Ti4 Mi2 So2 La1 Fa3 Fa2 So4 ?
Re4 La4 So4 So2 So2 Do4 Ti3 Do1 Re4 La2 So4 Mi2 So2 Do2.....
Want advice? Need it? Neither? Black and White are on the case!
Send in your troubles or worries and they will try to earn their credit hours toward becoming full fledged consciences by sorting you out.
Red and Blue may help along the way, but the apprentices will never get anywhere on their own if they don’t try first!
What does training to be a full conscience include?
Happy Halloween, girls! We brought some sweets for you! (@askkaimeilu)
Happy Halloween!
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Red: In the end, we didn’t break too much stuff this year. And we got all this candy, which oughta last us a good while, too. All in all a good night, yeah, Blue?
Blue: zzzzzzzzz.......
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Small spooki ghosts! Very cute > 7 >) ! Oh! Can you go trick or treating too oOo)?
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BLUE, OMG, YOU KUST MURDERED AN UNDEAD MONSTER!!!!!
( seems that the zombie is doing pretty okay, and will be back to doing regular zombie things soon, but is happy that you care enough to check in! )
[zombie] *walking down the street when Blue crashs into them*
(bowling sounds)
Like How crazy strong she is ?
Red: Things are about to get real interesting around here. Heh.
Ehh...Red ? She won't crash to a pole right ? Or when her sugar crashes ?
Red: And when she sugar crashes, well. The fun will be over and it’ll be sleepy time. We’ll have both had a great night, and all’ll be well.