from happy tree friends!

This astounds me because imagine her leveling with russell like this. Recognizing that he understand what she’s saying. He is an adult sea otter and she knows this. He acts like a little gay bitch and he is one but she’s like cut the crap Reginald don’t you go sticking that long ass hook into whales it doesn’t belong because you can’t handle the heat you can’t handle the fire im starting. The implications. He can’t handle it, because he’s a pansy, and that she knows he’s a pussy and that he knows he’s a pussy. He’s too soft for her world. Giggles has been in state penn. she has been in and out of the system and she THRIVED in it. Her partner is DEAD. They're a BIRD NEST. She has committed grand larceny and vehicular manslaughter as well as evasion of police and resisting arrest. She’s probably assaulted an officer. Don’t fuck with her. You can’t handle the answer rssel so don’t even ask. Go home to your little boat, get into your hammock bed and turn off the lights. You are CANONICALLY homosexual.

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hai! welcome to russell heaven. you can ask what you please! i do not mind! Piracy!

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Call me a drunken sailor cuz- *HIC* I feel more stupid than bef0re and I’m supr¡sed I haven’t pasted out yet.

//Nutty is a little tipsy rn hhh—

// also ur blog is BEAUTIFUL AAA

...wait...ye callin sailors stupid? c]:(

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russell ur so fucking awesome ily

AN’ I LOVE YE TOO, RANDOM CITIZEN!

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do yu have a lass. or a lad. that be ur partner. marige

Aye, me diseases. Ooh, ow. They be actin up. Me shipful of diseases. Ouch. Ah.

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how are yew

me an lois already be gettin along! she only bit me eye sockit 6 times! 

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hi ruzzel. when did you know u were meant to be a piret. how did u become the piret.

an’ thats how i knew me tru callin’ was to the sea! not only was it me passion--twas me fate, that it be! 

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(throws a croissant at you)

Thank ye! 

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hi...here r some shitty photos but i am...Russell in acnh>:3 I don't like the ingame pirate hat so i used a cute one from the kiosk made by niffler from hydra...a nice little cap.

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found any treasure recently?

I be expectin’ me name in the history books for this here booty!

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hows your ship?

blowin all me business funds on yachts for lumpy to destroy was not me best decision. but i do be makin the best out of things, that i do! a legion of paddles in me backyard that came comply-mentry for the canoes got a lot of potential!

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Heard any good sea shanties lately?

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JEEZ IS YOUR ARM OK?–

ye’d never see no arm like this on no landlubber, no sirree!

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pretty sure you smell like fish, don't you

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YOURE. YOURE ADORABLE.