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H:OUCH! What did you do this for??? S: The doctors said I shall take it easy, relax and do something that makes me feel good. *wack* H: AI! Stop that! Idiot! S: I dont know what you mean. TO ME this is relaxing. And I think it actually makes me feel strangely good. H: Cut that out! Thats Sadi-chans territory. S: .... ... *WACK* ((OOC: I am back! And open for asks! I also want to draw more of that topic for some reason. hm. ))

#I hate drawing post timeskip hannyabal though urg

H: So what shall we do with you today? What if we give you some REAL wings and some REAL horns, wouldn't that be nice? And whilst we are at it I should take a look at your putuitary gland and replace it so you actually know how enthusiasm works. S: Yeeeeeah... No. Thanks. H: HALT! Come back! Thats why we need to strap patients down... (( Mun is going to hospital tomorrow to get her gallbladder removed. Dont worry, though. Its an easy and fast operation so all should be fine :) I meet you again on wednsday or friday depending on my wellbeing! ))

Do you like coffee? If yes, what kind of coffee?

According to Protocol 152R section D Chiefguard Saldeath is not allowed any kind of coffee, following an incident protocolized in 152R section C, involving the following:three balls of cottona medium sized jara twenty metres long piece of stringsugar a common pelicanthe "do not enter" sign from the wardens office[DATA EXPUNGED]my dentista gallon of Gasolineand a rubberchickenUnder no circumstances is it allowed for chiefguard Saldeath to have a cup of coffee in no measurement or form. If needed coffein, the chiefguard has to rely on black tea and black tea alone. Handing the chiefguard a cup of coffee, especially with sugar, will end in punishment and temporary expell of duty.

we are all bats

Hm well thats an odd question. Since the "climate" here really depends on what level you are on. But if I had the choice to change a single thing, it would be

The lighting situation. I bet you think I am exaggerating, but look in those eyes in the dark and dare tell me I lie. Impel down is to 93% submerged under sea. All the lighting we have are lamps. wich are scarce. I know! I know! In the videos all looks so bright and all but thats only due to advanced videosnail enhancements! Enhanced

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Let me take you on a tour, shall I? But I tell you upfront if you cant see a thing either turn your screenbrightness up or look in the sourcefield. I will show you enhanced pictures there.

This is the brightest part of Level 1. All just because thanks to this glass window up there. Its still ten metres under the surface. We don't always get longtime "visitors". And not always we get murderers and such. So some just get here to be scared a little. They can stay here. Lucky butts. They get more sunlight than most guards. Oh. the picture was taken on a summer afternoon by the way.

Home sweet home, I guess. This is my level. Level 2. Whilst there are SOME few rooms where you have light (like my office and the sleepinggrounds of the manticoras) this is all you get. The creatures dont mind it too terribly. they where practically born to see in the dark. Prisoners and guards wherent... Remember teh bright shiny level 3? No?

Me neither. The only things that shie here are provisoric fireplaces. The real threat down here is the heat coming up from level 4 anyway. I bet by this point you are wondering how the guards can actually walk a single metre without bumping into a wall whilst wearing their sunglasses. I feel like I can tell you now. i think we are all secretly just bats.

One entry to level 4 from level 3.

Its terribly difficult to take a picture in level 4. Not just due to security specifications. Most snappers cant endure the heat. And I cant affort any of the fancy fireproof videosnails hanging in level 4. So this picture taken in the "coolest" part of Level 4 has to be enough. Its actually also the darkest part of that level and close to the kitchen.

#impel down #one piece

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K- k- kishi! I can’t really remember what happened after I used “Shadow’s Asgard”…. Absalom and Doctor Hogback never told me I’d broken my damn ship!!!

H-how bad is it? Dammit, I’ve really got to get back there and see what’s left… I can’t imagine what that place is gonna smell like after two years if the refrigeration was broken!

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((OOC: I cant help it, but this blog is gold.))

Hey monkey... never saw you before but can I kick ur ass?

Kick my ass? My my. i wonder why there is such a need to inflict pain on puny little me. I really do wonder. HINT HINT

This time its a hamster, I am certain about it! ((Happy (late) Birthday, Perona!))

#perona #asktheghostprincess

((OOC this was supposed to go out yesterday, but what can I say. I missed it.)) To Perona, I heard you like cute things. Sadly I didn't find any. However I found those two hamsters ( I THINK they are hamsters ) in Level 2 and maybe they are to your liking. Happy birthday! Saldeath

((there is one still missing. stay tuned))

#maybe not hamsters #asktheghostprincess #gekko moriah #hogback

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"Let’s find the nearest island and buy you a new flute, you deserve it."

Happy Birthday to Saldeath! Celebrate with cute guards!

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You remembered! ah!

#sal calm your wings #so much for a lonely evening eh? ;D

My birthday is in three days and I know nothing of what I could do. I guess I will just let it seem like a regular day to the rest of personel and make myself a nice evening. That shouldnt be hard. ((On another note my Mun had her birthday yesterday. But is still stricken by illness. so please bare with her. She tries to finish stuff.))

#saldeath #impel down

Keyupdate. Ok. I got the keys. But I also got kicked, scorched, electrified, punched and I think I am lacking some kind of organ, but I am not sure. Give me a moment to recover and I can get back at your asks.

#shouldnt have gone there without the bluegoris #I am so stupid sometimes AUGH!

((OOC: discovered the OP positivity blog today. And just reading through it makes me feel much more happy, knowing these posts are entirely designed to make peoples days a bit brighter.))

(( OOC: Just a little disclaimer considering the most recent oddities! Yes, everybody can have their own happy headcanons about pairings all they want! Even crack pairings! Even characters that never saw one another and probably never will in the series! BUT KEEP IT LEGAL, PLEASE! I know vivi doesn't look like a child, but *makes face of agony*.... ))

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Don't tell anyone but I ship you with Saldeath heehee

Oh! Um, that’s…fascinating anon-san I. Thank you?

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((ok, I am creeped out now!))

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((Yep, yep yep, I was rather shocked when I got that one TT TT Some characters don’t mix))

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((Indeed. I am very sorry, your Highness. Rest assured that this culprit will be kept behind very VERY safe bars here. Once we get our hands on them.))

#maybe anon doesnt know that I am approximately 30 and this would be more than illegal