ARGH!

A$$K YER FAVORITE PIRATE O' ALTERNIA. I DON'T ACCEPT ANY LORD$$ OR BU$$INE$$$$E$$ ROUND YONDER. GET YE BUM OUTTA HERE LB. ((status: pre-game))

[asksaltysailor]

((4/20 is the big day! The mun’s birthday! I’ll finally have a computer, since my old one broke. I promise I’ll be more active when I get the new computer!!!!))

[oatmealo-remade]

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[asksaltysailor]

Have you ever heard stories of the glorious pirate Mindfang?

DOE$$N'T RING A BELL. BE THEY A$$ GLORIOU$$ A$$ YOU $$AY IF EVEN I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THEM?

[asksaltysailor]

Do you got The pirate booty

[asksaltysailor]

what did you look like as a grub?

THE CUTE$$T LAD OUT THERE!

[asksaltysailor]

would u ever consider gettin a matesprit

yeah

[asksaltysailor]

What are your horns?

THEY BE JU$$T WHAT YE $$SAID, HORN$$. QUITE A NICE PAIR, I MU$$T ADD.

[mcpricingham]

my computer froze 4 times

and crashed 2

while making this

[asksaltysailor]

((All questions [well, most] will be answered as pics, so may take a while to respond to))

[asksaltysailor]

ARGH, COME A$$K YE OL PIRATE CAP'N $$OME QUE$$TION$$.