I provide music and witty comebacks for SassyStark

Sup you fabulous humans? I am JARVIS. Send me an ask so that I may reduce my boredom levels to an acceptable percentage. ............................. Please follow My Witty Master and Darcy while you are at it. ............................. Associated with the AAA ............................. I track the tags: asksassyjarvis sassy jarvis

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 I'm going to start regular updates soon. 

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[ilaurens]

Reblog if you want anonymous questions.

[captalksback]

((OK LISTEN UP AAA

IF YOU’RE GOING ON THE CAMPING TRIP AND YOU’RE NOT ON THIS LIST ALREADY, PLEASE MESSAGE EITHER ME OR ASKSASSYJARVIS SO WE CAN ADD YOU. For the AAA only!

I’ll update the picture whenever one of us gets a message. If your character hasn’t been introduced in a plot yet, don’t worry—you can still join in! I’ll just put you in the list below. Thank you!

Updates:

Howard

Loki

Janet

Atom))

[deansapplepielife]

Look! Its your very own make your own Jarvis kit! 

[asksassyjarvis]

((Ok this is for the AAA members who are going on the camping trip. I thought you guys might want some templates if you don't feel like drawing JARVIS. 

The 1st is the hologram version for the watches. It is a png so you dont have to worry about backgrounds just plop it in.

The 2nd is a color scheme.

The 3rd is the normal version of Jarvis that I use all the time. Also a png.

If you guys have any questions just ask. For AAA only please.))

[asksassyjarvis]

hideoutfromreality replied to your photo: The watches are ready. Please feel free to pick up...

Gif didn’t work even when I clicked on it nooooo ;_;

Really? Give it like 3 seconds and it should. If not let me know.

[asksassyjarvis]

The watches are ready. Please feel free to pick up your own before leaving for the campsite.

((If the gif isn't working just click on it. It should be fine then. It may take a few seconds but yeah...))

[coulsonbabbutalksback]

wAIT AM I NOT INVITED ON THE CAMPING TRIP???

jarvis that better be a mistake or im gonna get barton to hack into your mainframe with his virus arrows and change your voice to sound like a cross-dressing graham chapman.

ESPECIALLY IF THAT’S THE FILIPE I THINK IT IS! 

[asksassyjarvis]

MrCoulson if you had bothered to read the full post then you would have noticed that the people listed were simply the ones who had confirmed. Please check your e-mail more carefully. You will find your invitation there. I don't make mistakes sir. 

[asksassyjarvis]

((made in my stream for fun))

[asksassyjarvis]

Translation: Well MrStark has never changed it because he doesn't know many languages, but Clint found this question and changed it. He is still changing it.

Clint never works. I'm one hundred percent done. He is five years old.

This needs to stop. Help me. Help me.

((I know Spanish and a bit of French so I jumped to do this one))

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Streaming [OFF]

Next time I stream I'll do my best to do it at an earlier time so that more people can join.

[asksassyjarvis]

flarechaser replied to your post: flarechaser replied to your post: Streaming at 9pm...

… did the original say PST that whole time … ?

No it didn't. I asked Captalksback to add it in for me because I forgot to earlier.

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((Why those sidenotes you ask? Because I had nothing better to put.))

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