A HEART OF STEEL WITH SEX APPEAL

you already know who it is

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hey

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merlin does not fuck around

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the pure Nastalgia I got from your blog man, from 2013?? And still active? Holy shit that’s rare and it’s so cool! I think I’ve seen people dun your stuff on YouTube before

what, seriously? thats crazy.

i dunno about "still active" since i had to take a break during the whole uh. ultron and thanos business. but yeah im back now. i think

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Iron Patriot is way cooler, Tony.

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Steve: boy its so beautiful out here Tony: yeah just you me and the moon Moon: Hey you guys should kiss

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So staarrrkkkkk. how DID that camping trip end? ;D

let me level with you, buddy.

i... dont actually remember

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TOOOOONYYYYY. YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DOOOOOOO *laugh track*

oh pepper, i told you that explaining things puts me on the precipice of mansplaining and i hate bad stereotypes

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I SHIP YOU WITH SHERLOCK AND I DON'T REGRET IT

important question: which one

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did the universe collapse in my absence? jesus- is anyone out there?

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mass-following people because my dashboard is hauntingly empty. say hi

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did the universe collapse in my absence? jesus- is anyone out there?

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ok but what do you think of the guardians of the galaxy

furball's cool in my books

but honestly the rest of them drive me up the wall

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Hey u dead yet

cuz i think i was

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remember the time we tied coulson to the roof of the car that was fucking hilarious

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Stark, bb, Please, give me that interview. I've called you about it at least 7 times.

STOP CALLING ME

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Crossdress? Steve? Coffee?

i'm interested. keep talking.

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Hey, Blue Pops

[bluesuitpapa]

Wait, you serious?

Sweet! Now I get to rub it in my daughter’s face.

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She part of the legal team too?