im the fucking king of hell man

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maybe if i draw a little something something for you guys youll realize what youre missing

yeah 

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nine followers

fan fucking tastic guys 

you guys change your faith or something like whoa

sometimes satan needs a break too you know

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im bursting back like a phoenix from flames

slicing my way to the top like the hunger games

im back motherfuckers 

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omg 50 people unfollowed

ok you guys this blog is probably never coming back so you can unfollow it if you want

im not deactivating it though because memories :”’)

dont worry me and karkat are crying over all of this ok

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no stay man

its cold and lonely all up in here

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well yeah it's kinda weird, an anon said it. all anons are weird. haha, ok then, if you want to. when?

whenever the hell youre free i guess

i plan to visit karky in limbo

sometime

when i can get the fuck out of hell

maybe we can meet there

or

something

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Wait, Who runs this Blog?

((Hello, Anon! I'm M, and I run this blog. :B If you'd like the link to my 'real' blog, come off anon so I can respond privately!))

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happy vday yall

whatever the shit that is

karkat go smooch john

or something like that

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maybe they meant like HAAAANGing people? idk, i guess it's just... HAAAANG.

haha

dude thats kinda weird

but oh well

lets chill

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HAAAAANG.

totally

what the hell does that even mean

HAAAAANG

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dude ask john if he wants to HAAANG!!

john if you see this apparently

this anon wants us to

HAAAANG

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darn. :( maybe one day it’ll all come back to you or something. aaaanyway, anything new happen lately down in hell?

no

its boring as fuck down here

screaming sinners

same old same old

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it would be kind of weird if it WASN’T hot down there! umm, i’ve been good, i guess! oh hey, do you still remember stuff from when you were the real da- i mean the other dave?

sorry man

i cant remember anything

its all a big white blotch

i try sometimes

just leads to shitty headaches

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ewww, haha gross dude! how have you been, dave?

been good

for livin in hell that is

hot as fuck down here

how you been with your boyfriend and all

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that looks like a penis.

its totally my hard on for you man

and karkys fine plush rump

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HEY dave! whats cracking yo

((I am not left handed at alll))

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:D

sup dude

just got on

((/switches rapidly between main blog and this one))

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no…? i just saw my name and then… i’m confused.

just some anon claiming to be you

no worries man