a flair for the dramatic

I'm Sid. Keep snakes away from me or I'll bite your cock off. #asksidbrian

[asksidbrian]

what would your life be like without sammie?

*Sammy.

I dunno…I’ve never really thought about that, I guess.

I don’t like to.

[sammyseito]

[txt] ISN’T IT A SAX?????

[asksidbrian]

[txt] thatd make sense

[txt] since its a....................

[txt] SAXY SONG HAHHAHAAHa

[sammyseito]

[txt] Baka baka baka baka baka baka

[asksidbrian]

[txt] talk dirty to me

[txt] *trumpet solos*

[sammyseito]

…

[txt] Just speakin’ the truth.

[asksidbrian]

[txt] ur so STUPID

[txt] idiota

[sammyseito]

[txt] How dare you say that to me.

-unpauses smash bros-

[asksidbrian]

[txt] s  EITo gOd D Am mit

[asksidbrian]

sammyseito replied to your post:[txt] cry urself to sleep YOSHI BOY >:(((

[txt] Fuck your shit.

[txt] fuck ME~

……… -DELETES AGGRESSIVELY-

[txt] im telling my mom on u. u fuckign bully.

[sammyseito]

[txt] Don’t do that. Mine will find out and feed me too many noodles.

[asksidbrian]

-snORTS-

[txt] noodleboy ♥

[asksidbrian]

sammyseito replied to your post:[txt] cry urself to sleep YOSHI BOY >:(((

[txt] Fuck your shit.

[txt] fuck ME~

......... -DELETES AGGRESSIVELY-

[txt] im telling my mom on u. u fuckign bully.

[asksidbrian]

[txt] cry urself to sleep YOSHI BOY >:(((

[sammyseito]

[txt] im grounded rn. keep your window unlocked im sneaking over later 2nite

…Oh shit.

[txt] Alright man. Will do. Want me to have anything ready when you get here?

[asksidbrian]

[txt] idk maybe ur super gay blanket fort :) bc ur a faggot. i cant fall asleep tho ill be dead

[sammyseito]

[txt] I assumed. What’re the terms of grounding? Did you finally reveal how homo you are? ouo

[asksidbrian]

[txt] NO fuck u

[txt] i have 2 c's so dads being a bitchy queen abt it

[txt] ALSO YOU'RE THE FUCKING GAY ONe

[sammyseito]

[txt] im grounded rn. keep your window unlocked im sneaking over later 2nite

…Oh shit.

[txt] Alright man. Will do. Want me to have anything ready when you get here?

[asksidbrian]

[txt] idk maybe ur super gay blanket fort :) bc ur a faggot. i cant fall asleep tho ill be dead

[asksidbrian]

does he care more about your grades than you or something??

...That's not funny.

[asksidbrian]

is your dad always like that?

...He's not "like" anything. He's just worried about me is all.

Maybe he's a pain in the ass but I still love him.

[asksidbrian]

Sid Brian!

-stands at the foot of the stairs with his arms crossed-

!! -puts aside his guitar and opens his door nervously-

-calls down-

¿Qué es, papá?

Get down here. Front and center.

-waits for a second with no response-

...Now.

Y-yea-- -clears throat- Yeah? What is it? -fiddles with his fingers nervously-

Do you know about your grades right now? -looks at Sid with his eyebrows furrowed and his jaw set-

Wh--? No? Dad, last I checked, they were--

You have two Cs. Care to explain that?

-looks disappointed and angry-

Dad, they're...not a big deal. I can bring them up in no time flat, I just--

You'd better. And quick. Have you been doing the work?

Yes, Dad, I've been doing the fuc--fffffreaking work. Do you want me to sh--

Then why are your grades so shit?

-glowers at him- !!

Would you stop cutting me off!? Give it a rest! I said I'll fix the goddamn grades, get off my fuckin' case!

............ -realises he just swore at his father twice in a row and braces himself-

-lowers his voice- Don't you talk to me like that again, comprendes? Go to your room. You're grounded until you can get your shit together.

And before you ask, yes, you are grounded from Sam, too.

Those grades had better be at least a B+ by the end of the week or you're in a lot more trouble than just a grounding, mijo.

... -nods- Yes, sir. -hangs head- Lo siento.

-retreats back upstairs and shuts his door quietly-

God dammit! -takes off his glasses and rubs at his face-

[asksidbrian]

what's your sexuality?

Of course this would be one of the first asks I get.

Uh, I'm demisexual...? I guess? I don't really...care much about sex. I've...only had sex a couple times, heh.

I'm just really uncomfortable with my body and I'm awkward and weird about it and...yeah. My last girlfriend cheated on me because I wasn't ready for sex.

[asksidbrian]

who is sammy?

Sammy? He's my best friend, heh.

We met in kindergarten and we "dated" all the way through 3rd grade. Since then we've been best friends, I guess. He's an Asian and a loser and I love his short ass a lot.

[asksidbrian]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

[asksidbrian]

-clicks his pen and sets aside his writing notebook-

...Things are really boring when Sammy's not around.

Sid! Your uncle and I are going out! We'll be back around 8, okay? Daniel's still going to be here.

-calls back downstairs- Okay, dad!

Love you!

You too!