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sig I dare u to kiss chillzo, also drink a bottle of hot sauce

“…let me get the hot Sauce,I’ll do both.”

SIG what's your fav period of time?

“Gee,im a royal night,i only do my job at night whilst chill works in the day…idk,put the pieces together…no offense to you,though.”

#It's probably complicated..

Sig, do you have a dog form?

Also can I pet the dog form???

.”“One,I do have a dog form…too,

chill put me on a ban from using it in the house.”

signata imma kiss your wife

[anon kissy noises]

"…how many fucks so ya think I have…back off.”

#go fuck yourself #Dumbfuck.

Signata, do you like waiting for chillzo? What's it like?

“To quote that wolf guy…a long hunt with no kill."

sig, what's your favorite song!

“Ehhh…your making a god of chaos choose…but I like hip-hop music sometimes.”

#Like Eminem #Or Tupac..

SIG. IMMA SHOVE YOU IN THAT BOOK AGAIN GRAHHH

“Nah,I got rid of it…or maybe I could just remove your atoms and make you a new version of yourself,completely different and complacent…nah,just get outta here.”

#get em out

hai papa!! I thinks you know its me oobi!! Hi again!!

-oobi

“Ey,oobi!…ya doing ya homework?…if not you’re getting grounded…I don’t know im not used to parenting”

#Somebody give me tips please #GOD DAMNIT

sig, hi hello hello hello!!

Say, whats your fav thing about chillzo

Also whats your favorite thing about pistachio

what would happen if I pulled your tail..

oh well have a cookie and stay safe!!!

“One; she’s not bossing me around,two he’s been my best friend since I as long as I can remember,and pistachio would probably bite your arm off…also thanks for the cookie…idk.”

#Mmm.. chocolate chip.

SIG, are you buff? If so then how much can you carry??

Also I wanna kiss you maybe.. please..?

“Yeah,I don’t really need to work out…I never actually tested my weight limit…and no,I’m married”

#You guys are really weird about kissing me..

sig what is something you hate??

“eh,if I had to pick…I’d say probably olives.”

#I don't think they would make good on pizza

Signata, imma be real with you.. your girlfriend/wife/ whatever is fat as shit, I hope she loses weight and you get a better woman.

-with all due respect,

Anon

“And who do you have?…look,she’s a damn saint compared to me,besides,didn’t ya ma teach ya to look past appearance and look at a person’s heart?…I love them,that’s final.”

#go fuck yourself #Dumbass...

SIG! so what's your favorite color or something?

“…I’m wearing my favorite color…but if you gotta know,it’s purple…it’s just so cool!”

#Purple and shit

SIG what's half your past like?? Also love the whole blog btw!

“My past?…yeah…eh,don’t know don’t care,I’m just me…even if I don’t know how I became me”

#Kinda weird question ngl..

SIG GRRR SIGG DRAW MORE ART OF HIM SHIRTLESS

“I’m. Married…so no shirtless me for anyone but chill.”

#Calm down you freaks..

‘Welp….guess I’m here now….

Oi,chillzo,what am I supposed to do?…