ask slutty king thorax

hello every pony of tumblr my name is thorax. king thorax actually and right now i'm working on helping my changelings understand the meanings of friendship. well for me i know a way to earn ponies trust. just be gentle please.

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tumblr purge for real

well it seems tumblr is really serious in removing all porn off this site. it was fun being here but i refuse to be finish. so as a precaution i have a twitter account for those who want to follow. i’m new to it so give me a chance to understand it

discord: https://discord.gg/Gxp4dQm

twitter: asksluttykingt1

so if i do get kicked out we can continue here. lets keep our heads high and our spirits strong. oh and also our members nice and thick but for now i wish you all have a great day 

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reblogging for those who haven’t seen it 

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How do you feel about yanderes?

yanderes?

pup: it’s a pony or another creature who is competely lovestruck for somepony

oh if they are in love with that pony then i’m fine with that. 

pharynx: *whispers* oh he would think that once he played yanderes simulator

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What was the first thing pup ever invented? Does he still have it with him? And permission to pet pup on the head if it’s ok?

pup: sadly i don’t. i lost it long ago. i do have this though *shows weapon*

pup: this would have made our equestrian guards alot more serious then just swords and spears. i spent almost 7 years making it.

pup i fear for you with these dangerous weapons. what if somepony steals and uses them to hurt others.

pup:...... they have..... your highness.

wait what do you mean they ha-

pup: i need to finish my work. excuse me *leaves*

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Is there a changeling language by any chance?

we do have our own language but its through telepathically. our horns act as antana’s so we can help communicate from far distances. it’s similar to spikes flame magic but.... we have a sort of limit.

pup:how so. 

well we can telepathically call others however it’s the range. most changelings can listen in from about maybe 3 feet away while those with more experience in magic can enhance it to up to 10 feet away or more. chrysalis was able to keep in contact with some troops from her home to her troops in ponyville. 

pup: if that’s the case can you find her using that way.

sadly no. chrysalis used a ihibitor to keep ups from contacting her. it silencing her so that we can’t pinpoint where she is. which is why we must find her and fast. 

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Has ember mistaken you and your brother?

um no..... not that i recall 

ember: hey pharynx *walks over to pup* you said you wanted to talk to me

pup:

pup: um.... i’m pup dragon lord ember. 

ember: oh i’m sorry. you and pharynx are so much alike 

pup and pharynx: HOW WE LOOK ALIKE!

i guess it’s the temper she gets it.

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How would Pharynx react to the legendary Pegasus flash Magnus? Does he know the guy that disappeared 1000 years ago who was loyal and had to fight with not one but two dragons?

pharynx: when i heard he was real and alive i almost lost myself. to think he’s been trapped for so long and that the mane 6 save not just him but also the other legends themselves truly amazed me, AND I’M A DIFFICULT CHANGELING TO BE AMAZED!

yes and by our decree they are always welcome to our changeling kingdom.

pup: which i still believe is a bad idea.

pharynx: seriously? what’s your beef with them anyway pup.

yeah they are equestria’s greatest heros before our time. why do you dislike them pup?

pup: i can’t say..... just know that i have a bad feeling about them. *leaves*

pharynx: thats new i thought he be estatic to see real legends.

something tells me pup has more secrets then he wants to tell.

(why does pup hate the pillars of equestria? will our favorite king get the answer)

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Who would be who from marvel?

ooh ooh if i were in marvel i be doctor strange *looks at pup and pharynx* how about you two.

pharynx: definitely the hulk. 

pup: the punisher of course. 

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I-I want to know if I can live in your kingdom, your majesty

well we are always open to let other species live in our humble kingdom. though some might be able to handle our feeding habits. 

pup: they live on a diet of bugs and fish. fish i can handle but bugs..... if you seen the thanksgiving post then you’ll understand

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*hugs* *You have been giving a bear hug from a friendly bear*

awwwww your super warm you know

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"Man, pup is hot."

pup: i’m tempted to use my own gun on me

jeez pup he’s giving you compliment. 

(DAMMIT PUP YOUR TOO DAMNED TSUNDRE TO TAKE EVEN A SIMPLE COMPLIMENT)

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Can you blow up more spiders?! That was awesome! Also who’s house did you blow up?

it wasn’t a house actually.... it was..... one of pups warehouses. 

pup: WHAT THE HELL YOUR HIGHNESS! WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THERE TO BEGIN WITH!

i was looking for my XXL dragon dildo. pharynx says it was in the small warehouse you store your experiments in

pup: WELL DID HE SAY WHICH ONE!

.......... not.... entirely no. 

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tumblr purge for real

well it seems tumblr is really serious in removing all porn off this site. it was fun being here but i refuse to be finish. so as a precaution i have a twitter account for those who want to follow. i’m new to it so give me a chance to understand it

discord: https://discord.gg/Gxp4dQm

twitter: asksluttykingt1

so if i do get kicked out we can continue here. lets keep our heads high and our spirits strong. oh and also our members nice and thick but for now i wish you all have a great day 

[asksluttykingthorax]

tumblr purge for real

well it seems tumblr is really serious in removing all porn off this site. it was fun being here but i refuse to be finish. so as a precaution i have a twitter account for those who want to follow. i’m new to it so give me a chance to understand it

discord: https://discord.gg/Gxp4dQm

twitter: asksluttykingt1

so if i do get kicked out we can continue here. lets keep our heads high and our spirits strong. oh and also our members nice and thick but for now i wish you all have a great day 

[asksluttykingthorax]

Turtle: I’m ready for your butt king thorax

mmmm you have such a nice treat for me. can i have a taste first

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Pharynx, why are you so mean to Pup?

phayrnx: he starts it first

pup: yet you are the one with the hot temper.

pharynx: at least my ass isn’t bigger then my own brothers

pup: *punches pharynx*

*sighs* this again

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what kind of dick does pup have (and can we maybe see it?)

pup: your highness. DON’T. YOU. DA- 

*pulls pups pants down* see it’s a horse cock

Pup: CELESTIA DAMMIT YOUR HIGHNESS

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Busy out the eggnog it’s December! Wait. Do changelings even drink eggnog? Can pup drink it?

oh changelings can. just not to much though or it would make us sick. 

pup: i’m fine with it but minor sips mostly. eggnog makes me sick easily.