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Och, aye tis me. Cannae hawp ah been convinced tae dae tis... ((Typical Tumblr Askblog shenanigains))

[asksoap-mactavish]

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Awright a' ye oot there

yeah, aye, keep yer breeks oan, tis jus' me

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Admin Info:

Name: Soul

Age: 21+

Pronouns: They/Them

🪖 Autistic / ADHD

🪖 Working part-time (do not expect daily posts, I'm sorry)

🪖 Queer

🪖 Artist (possibly some doodles posted?? Maybe.)

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Limits/Rules:

Please keep NSFW to a HARD limit (I'll allow it for now, but if it gets abused I'll put a stop to it)

Minors I'd prefer if you DNI, but if you choose to then be aware you may NOT be NSFW or weird toward the admin OR the muse. You can/will be blocked.

IN-CHARACTER flirting is ok, OOC is not

Images of NSFW or Gore are not allowed. No exceptions.

Please feel free to RP, I *love* rp!

No homophobia, transphobia, racism, sexism, etc. I can/will block you on SIGHT.

No shipping wars for the love of gods I am begging you

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Tag List

#not-the-sarge = OOC admin posts

#soap-speaks = In Character posts

#soaps-askbox = In Character askbox answers

#resoaps = In Character reblogs

#soaps-dossier = headcanons / blog lore

#nae-fer-kiddins = NSFW posts, minors DNI (these posts will have extra warnings ofc)

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The Team

(ps just let me know in an ask and I'll remove you from the list if you want)

Anons: 💕🪼 , ⏱️🐙, 🐦‍🔥, 💿, 🐸, ☀️, -

Roach: @ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach

Price: @john-captain-price

Ghost(s): @ltsghostriley @lt-ghost-riley

Gaz(s): @sgtkgazgarrick, @ask-gaz

Other Soap?!?!: @sgt-soap

[asksoap-mactavish]

[Admin: Hey guys, I'm apologizing for my inactivity this week. I likely won't be available at all for the next few days while we finish the last few things needed to move into the house. I hope you all understand. I'll try to keep you guys updated!!

Until then, Soap and I thank you all for being part of this blog and being genuinely so awesome! Feel free to spam my askbox with whatever you want, I'll try and get back to it all when I come back!]

[asksoap-mactavish]

did you enjoy those cookies ? — 🍵

Aye, ah love sweets, am man enough tae admit. Ate th' lot o' em. Thank ye kindly fer tha' by th' by. Whit dae ah gottae dae tae git more? Maybe fur a wee celebration gettin' ootae th' infirmary th' morrow?

Am onlly kiddin' , ye dunnae 'ave tae bring more unless ye want tae...

Good as hell though...

[asksoap-mactavish]

Plus it freaks most of the people who try face paint out on me when I start swelling and washing up heh im allergic to face paint and certain other things. Certain pens too so thats always fun *I go to lick his pen*

-🐸

Whit? Why are ye lettin' me dae tis n'en? Whit's th' matter wit ye?

*playfully laughing as he pulls the pen back away from you, reaching toward the side table for something to wipe the pen off with, but upon finding nothing he simply uses the blanket from his cot.*

C'moan, le's git tis aff ye b'fore ye start swellin' or summat...

[asksoap-mactavish]

Soap are you more of a dog guy than a cat guy?

-☀️

Nae, quite th' opposite actual. Am a cat man maself, wee buggers are chaos, but at least amnae gonnae get ambushed by a fockin' pack'ae attack cats oot in th' field...

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Psst... Sandy- Sandy one'ae th' K-9 units had puppies-

Think th' Cap will let me keep one???

- @asksoap-mactavish

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want one tooooo

Puppiessssss

[asksoap-mactavish]

Ah forget who's in charge'ae th' K-9 units, but am goin doon tae see th' weans if ye want tae tag along. Sneakin' ootae th' infirmary tae go 'ave a look. More'ae a cat man maself, but amnae gonnae pass up th' chance tae see teeny ones.

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Definitely!

Though, do you think we can do it tomorrow? I'm kinda in a teeny bit of pain at the moment.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Aye, 'course we can. Amnae gonnae force ye tae go when yer hurtin'. 'sides, probably shouldnae go gettin' up jus' yet anyway.

Ye need a med drop? Summat fur th' pain? Ibuprofen? Tylenol? Summat stronger?? Am aboot tae talk tae th' meddies anyhoo, ah can send one'ae 'em tae bring ye summat.

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Psst... Sandy- Sandy one'ae th' K-9 units had puppies-

Think th' Cap will let me keep one???

- @asksoap-mactavish

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want one tooooo

Puppiessssss

[asksoap-mactavish]

Ah forget who's in charge'ae th' K-9 units, but am goin doon tae see th' weans if ye want tae tag along. Sneakin' ootae th' infirmary tae go 'ave a look. More'ae a cat man maself, but amnae gonnae pass up th' chance tae see teeny ones.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Kinda name ‘s soap?

Kindae name is Ghost?

[lt-ghost-riley]

least mine makes sense, mask ‘n all. You though? What ya like to shower a lot?

[asksoap-mactavish]

Ah shower th' normal amoont. Call me Soap, 'cause ah clean th' field. Whit's wit' th' mask anyway? Ye ever take it aff?

[lt-ghost-riley]

To hide my face. Shower more than ya talk and we’ll all be better off.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Am plenty clean, but if yer tryinae start summat amnae against gettin' dirty tae prove a point... So, whit's th' point in hidin' yer face? Ye ugly??

[lt-ghost-riley]

Some faces are better left forgotten. Mine’s one of ‘em, Johnny.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Och, yer nae gonnae git aff wit it tha' easy. C'moan n'en, geez a look. Jus' a wee peek, aye LT?

[lt-ghost-riley]

Not a chance, Sergeant. Go run off ‘n shower

[asksoap-mactavish]

C'moan... Ah will dae yer paperwork fur a week. Two weeks? Yeh gottae geez summat, LT...

[lt-ghost-riley]

as tempting as that is, don’t trust ya to do it right. Quit tryin’ Mactavish.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Och, yer no fun LT... Fine, ah will leave ye be aboot it fur noo but am gonnae try again at some point. Ye cannae deny me forever, nae wit' ma charm 'n' wits!

[asksoap-mactavish]

Kinda name ‘s soap?

Kindae name is Ghost?

[lt-ghost-riley]

least mine makes sense, mask ‘n all. You though? What ya like to shower a lot?

[asksoap-mactavish]

Ah shower th' normal amoont. Call me Soap, 'cause ah clean th' field. Whit's wit' th' mask anyway? Ye ever take it aff?

[lt-ghost-riley]

To hide my face. Shower more than ya talk and we’ll all be better off.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Am plenty clean, but if yer tryinae start summat amnae against gettin' dirty tae prove a point... So, whit's th' point in hidin' yer face? Ye ugly??

[lt-ghost-riley]

Some faces are better left forgotten. Mine’s one of ‘em, Johnny.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Och, yer nae gonnae git aff wit it tha' easy. C'moan n'en, geez a look. Jus' a wee peek, aye LT?

[lt-ghost-riley]

Not a chance, Sergeant. Go run off ‘n shower

[asksoap-mactavish]

C'moan... Ah will dae yer paperwork fur a week. Two weeks? Yeh gottae geez summat, LT...

[asksoap-mactavish]

Eh im used to people trying stupid shit on me and me returning the fever. Made me get a lot of patience and an enjoyment for people trying stupid shit on me. Annoys the hell outta some of them that they can't get me to react heh *I stay perfectly still for him*

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Amnae gonnae get ticked aboot it, but soonds like fun tae watch 'em get riled aboot th' fact tha' ye arenae pished aff. Probably make fur a good laugh wit' yer mates, jus' watchin' some bloke try tae get under yer skin...

*He's signing his name across your other cheek, eyes narrowing at the fact his handwriting is a bit sloppier than before. He huffs, trying to neaten it up a bit, getting visibly frustrated with his shaking hand.*

[asksoap-mactavish]

I was so worried! I brought a bunch of tonics from this weird mysterious guy in a shop and he says it'll help you get better.

Holding a bunch of what is clearly just grape juice boxes with scribbles on them.

- 🪳

Aye, cheers Sandy, 'ppreciate it. Hoo th' hell did ye ken ma favorite? Nae gonnae think too hard aboot it actual... Either way, doc says am gonnae be fine. Got a handful'ae new meds tae take 'n' gonnae be doin' check-ins wit' th' meddies fur th' next six weeks, but am free tae go th' 'morrow morn!

[asksoap-mactavish]

Apparently ah passed oot while walkin' doon th' hall??? I remember gettin' up 'n' walkin oot th' door, next ah ken am bein told th' doc wis richt 'n' ah 'ave a brain bleed???

Goin under soon, see ye lot inna bit

S'gonnae be fine!

[asksoap-mactavish]

Ah lived bitch.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Apparently ah passed oot while walkin' doon th' hall??? I remember gettin' up 'n' walkin oot th' door, next ah ken am bein told th' doc wis richt 'n' ah 'ave a brain bleed???

Goin under soon, see ye lot inna bit

S'gonnae be fine!

[asksoap-mactavish]

Kinda name ‘s soap?

Kindae name is Ghost?

[lt-ghost-riley]

least mine makes sense, mask ‘n all. You though? What ya like to shower a lot?

[asksoap-mactavish]

Ah shower th' normal amoont. Call me Soap, 'cause ah clean th' field. Whit's wit' th' mask anyway? Ye ever take it aff?

[lt-ghost-riley]

To hide my face. Shower more than ya talk and we’ll all be better off.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Am plenty clean, but if yer tryinae start summat amnae against gettin' dirty tae prove a point... So, whit's th' point in hidin' yer face? Ye ugly??

[lt-ghost-riley]

Some faces are better left forgotten. Mine’s one of ‘em, Johnny.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Och, yer nae gonnae git aff wit it tha' easy. C'moan n'en, geez a look. Jus' a wee peek, aye LT?

[asksoap-mactavish]

i dont even know how he managed to get into the bathroom

he’s alright just didnt like the taste of it

im not a bad cat owner i swear

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Gonnae trust ye on tha' one Sunny, amnae a pet owner maself, but ah've a feelin' they're all wee gremlins. Good luck figurin' oot hoo he got in there, nae a snowball's chance in hell yer gonnae catch 'im in th' act. Sneaky bastarts cats are... Say it affectionately, 'course.

[asksoap-mactavish]

Soap, I hate to say it but my cat chewed on my dandelion soap..

im sorry 😞

-☀️(can this be my anon pleaseeee)

Is th' cat okay?? Th' soap hurt th' wee bastart?? Amnae gonnae be mad jus' b'cause yer kit decided tae be a brat, s'awrigh'. Jus' make sure ye keep stuff ootae reach fur th' future, aye??

[Admin: Welcome to the club, Sun]

[asksoap-mactavish]

Really? Jokes on you i find that sensation on my skin comforting eheh *I grin closing my eyes letting him* im touch starved if you couldn't tell

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Aye, cheers, couldnae tell a thing.

*The playful sarcasm is punctuated by Soap starting a solo game of tic-tac-toe on your forehead, snickering at himself*

Ye sayin' tis isnae an issue? Jus' gonane let me sit 'n' do tis? Tell ye whit, Frog, havenae had tis kindae luck tryin' stupid shite like tis on th' rest'ae th' team.