La Cucaracha

Sergeant Gary "Roach" Sanderson

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Sup it's me @tibbletots or Giovanni. Another blog? Yeppers.

mod speaking!

Basic rules

No deep nsfw.

gore, flirting and stuff like that is fine just no extreme sexual stuff.

Minors are okay to interact. However, take note that mod is not a minor

Will rp, I love rp

No cussing towards me the mod, trauma™ (cuss at the bug all you want)

Boundaries

Sup its Roach, or Gary or Sanderson, take your pick.

He/It

I'm here to have a good time and hide in the depths of blogs.

I'm live broadcasting from the 141 base vents

When roleplaying Roach different fonts will be used

regular answering question over a text

signing

use of a communication tablet

*action*

"talking?!?!?"

Anons: 🤯,🦕,🪖,🪳🔥,🦘🩺

Soaps: n/a

Ghosts: n/a

Gazs: n/a

Prices: n/a

Königs: n/a

Others: @private-boots @ask-vince @ask-spit @sargenthorror

tags:

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Can I come sit in the vents with you?

-🐁

Ofc, bring snacks though

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

you are my favoruite roachie <3

Gehehehe <3

[phillip-shadow-graves]

....Why do I feel so unloved?

[alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas]

Because you are, cabron.

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Rude.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

...

And the toddlers are at it again.

[rye-bread-call]

The girls are fighting…. again

[phillip-shadow-graves]

It's not my fault his Mexican ass commented on my post.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

....And now it escalates to racism...

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Not racism. Tactical insult.

[alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas]

Rudy, I wish to choose violence.

[ask-simon-ghost-riley-141]

For the love of God, would you two shut the fuck up already?!

[captain-john-price]

Jesus christ, I'm too old for this shit.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

Price, permission to muzzle the both of them and just let them sort of narwhal-it-out with eachother?

[pvtspelunker]

Na-...

Narwhal it out?

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[colonel-valentino]

Puta madre... Can we have peace for ONCE in this life from the damn American?

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

No. Its booooooring around here

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Update: Got called a unicorn by a toddler today.

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Is that because you're so rare?

As in no one else could possibly be as rude and stupid as you?

[phillip-shadow-graves]

....Why do I feel so unloved?

[alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas]

Because you are, cabron.

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Rude.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

...

And the toddlers are at it again.

[rye-bread-call]

The girls are fighting…. again

[phillip-shadow-graves]

It's not my fault his Mexican ass commented on my post.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

....And now it escalates to racism...

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Not racism. Tactical insult.

[alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas]

Rudy, I wish to choose violence.

[ask-simon-ghost-riley-141]

For the love of God, would you two shut the fuck up already?!

[captain-john-price]

Jesus christ, I'm too old for this shit.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

Price, permission to muzzle the both of them and just let them sort of narwhal-it-out with eachother?

[pvtspelunker]

Na-...

Narwhal it out?

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[colonel-valentino]

Puta madre... Can we have peace for ONCE in this life from the damn American?

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

No. Its booooooring around here

[phillip-shadow-graves]

....Why do I feel so unloved?

[alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas]

Because you are, cabron.

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Rude.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

...

And the toddlers are at it again.

[rye-bread-call]

The girls are fighting…. again

[phillip-shadow-graves]

It's not my fault his Mexican ass commented on my post.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

....And now it escalates to racism...

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Not racism. Tactical insult.

[alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas]

Rudy, I wish to choose violence.

[ask-simon-ghost-riley-141]

For the love of God, would you two shut the fuck up already?!

[captain-john-price]

Jesus christ, I'm too old for this shit.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

Price, permission to muzzle the both of them and just let them sort of narwhal-it-out with eachother?

[pvtspelunker]

Na-...

Narwhal it out?

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

You left your fucking bug goop in my shoes again.

@greysaddler

I DO NOT HAVE BUG GOOP!

...

may I have it though?

I may have misplaced my sensory putty.

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

*peering into the vent*

@rye-bread-call

*peers back*

[rye-bread-call]

“Holy sh- the hell Roach?!”

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Yeah, that's me.

Who are you?

[rye-bread-call]

“Im Rye- got moved here from the Sates”

“How the hell did ya get in there?”

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Rye, good to meetcha

I just... wiggled in. The vents are kinda my bunk now.

[welshj03]

The video game screen trend but with Ghost! I love both versions :D

+Referenced parts of Brick lane for 2009 and Akihabara for 2022, Thank you google earth 🤣

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

*Roach is currently lounging in a comically large bucket of water outside*

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

*peering into the vent*

@rye-bread-call

*peers back*

[rye-bread-call]

“Holy sh- the hell Roach?!”

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

Yeah, that's me.

Who are you?

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

I am so so so sorry I haven't answered or posted in so long. After my surgery, my mental health took a dive, and then I got sick again. Hopefully, I can post more and answer questions. Still battling depression however.

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

*Chickie tries to crawl into the vets, smelling chicken.*

- @chickie-the-jaguar

*freaks the fuck out, at first. Then calms down, remembering Chickie. Pats the kitty*

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

*throws a Lolly pop into the vents*

Keep your zugar up! I can not crawl in Zere again Roach…. Zo it vas fun…

@screecher-call

*a sound of joy and a wrapper being undone*

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

*peering into the vent*

@rye-bread-call

*peers back*

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

I'm seeing im getting a lot of asks. Feel free to keep sending them. But I'm going to leave em for later since I'm still healing from surgery and really tired and loopy.

Love you all <3

-Giovanni

[tibbletots]

I had my surgery today, it went well, im recovering and in pain but doing ok.