spidey and dp here!

hi! we’re Peter and Wade, and we’re here to answer whatever questions you may have for us! So come on down! Ask us stuff! -Peter (andrew garfield is spidey on my blog because tom holland’s spidey is much too young for ryan reynolds’ deadpool! ALSO THE ASKS ARE OPEN AND THIS BLOG IS ACTIVE!!)

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Literally love spideypool so I gotta ask, what were your first impressions of each other? And what do you think of each other now???

Peter: Hello! First, thank you so much for asking! Secondly, is…is Spideypool something I should know? Anyway, to your lovely question! My first impression of Wade was uh, well, he was a little…eccentric? The first time I met him, he was cutting through a guy like a kebab with both kitanas. So…safe to say, it took a little while for us to form a relationship. Everyone around me said that no matter what, Deadpool would just be this crazy snarky merc, but now? Now, he’s my crazy merc. I think the world of him, and I think what he’s able to do is impressive. Do I exactly approve of him killing people? No. But he only really does it to make money. Well, in some cases, to help people, too. I’m sort of rambling now so I’ll let Wade take his turn. Thank you again!

Wade: Spideypool is our ship name, Petey, we’ve been over this! Anyways, hello! I love this question! It’s the only time I get to be a sap. I fell in love with Spidey pretty much as soon as I saw him. He was saving a child and I was standing off to the side with heart eyes. And thinking about him now, I feel the same way that I did then.

Peter: Wade, that was so sweet! I always tell you that you can be a sap whenever you want. But thank you so much for taking the time to ask us a question!

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Peter: A lot of people seem to be very fixated on me and my bisexuality right now, Wade

Wade: well, yeah, Petey, a lot of people look up to you and find comfort in the fact that you’re like them! They should respect you for the way that you are! And if they don’t, I’ll behead them

Peter: Alright, alright, no need to be threatening, hun. I was just mentioning it cause some of them are heartwarming, y’know? But I am seeing people trying to say that I can’t be bisexual, which makes no sense because…well, I’m dating you, aren’t I?

Wade: Of course you are! I’d be a little concerned if we both hallucinated that you were! I feel like one or both of us would’ve noticed by now. Let’s go make out to piss off some internet trolls, huh?

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Wade: Hello, everyone! Anyone here?

Peter: I am, sweetheart!

Wade: I know, honey, but you’re not who I meant. I wanted to see if anyone was awake

Peter: oh! I missed posting on our tumblr, we should do that more often! Hi again, everyone!

[yenneferofsvengerbergarchives]

#superhero landing

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So badass…but…and I’m just gonna let Deadpool take over…

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Not the only thing that’s hard on the knees @askspidey-and-deadpool 😉

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Wade: oh HELL yeah, Nat

Peter: Oh wow, I definitely didn’t expect something like that to come from you!

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Hey sweethearts!! How are you guys doing?

Wade: Sh*t!! Sorry, Nat! I just saw this now, Petey’s been real sick and we haven’t been really all that active on this account! We hope you’re doing well, though!! How are you and your family??

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I figured out their breeds! Okay, Liho is a Bombay and Strawberry is an American shorthair! Maybe one day I’ll send you boys lots of cute pictures of them snuggling! And that is super sweet of Wade! But I am curious as to what he’d steal?

Peter: They sound adorable! I’ll have to look up the breeds and I would absolutely LOVE to see some pictures if you ever wanna send any!! It’s completely up to you! But if I’m honest, I’m not sure what I think Wade was about to say, I can never tell with him!

Wade: I may or may not have been about to say that I would steal all the cats and dogs in the world. I love seeing him smile. I’m just a guy, though. Not like, Santa. But, your cats do sound really cute! Pete would probably explode from excitement if he saw pictures.

Peter: I will not confirm or deny the exploding thing, but sometimes your sweetness surprises even me, Wade. We could just adopt animals, though, instead of stealing

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That’s sweet though, Wade! I have two cats, Liho and Strawberry. I’m actually not too sure about their breeds though.

Wade: Yeah, I guess I can be sort of sweet. Sometimes. But, those are very cute names!! I like Liho, it sounds mysterious

Peter: They sound adorable!! I love their names so much! It’s okay that you don’t know the breeds, though, I was just curious! They sound delightful to have around, though! Also, Wade is the sweetest but he never really shows it around anyone besides me. He makes super cute date nights doing simple things because I get a bit overstimulated sometimes and it helps to just stay in and watch a movie in the dark.

Wade: I just want to make Peter happy, that’s all. No matter what that may take. I may or may not steal—

Peter: I’m gonna go ahead and stop you there, Wade, cause that’s illegal

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Did think you’d be into that kinda stuff Wade. I’d love to play animal crossing, I just haven’t gotten around to it. Lately I’ve been enjoying my time snuggled up in bed with my kitty cats.

Peter: awww you have kitty cats?? that sounds so relaxing!! How did I not know you have cats??? Animal Crossing is very fun, though, let us know if you ever get the chance to play!! We’d totally let you come visit!

Wade: Peter really adores any sort of animal, hence the animal crossing obsession. Having fuzzy cuddle buddies sounds nice, though! We don’t have any pets (yet). What are your cats names, though??? Also, about the WoW thing, I wasn’t really into it until I started dating Pete. He mentioned having an interest in it and I gave it a try but I didn’t wanna tell him until I was at the same level he was so we could go on quests together and be a part of the same guild

Peter: awww, Wade! I never knew that, that’s really sweet of you! But, also, I forgot to ask, what breed are your cats?? How many do you have???

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I have yet to play animal crossing but I’m sorry it’s been so hard for you to catch fish, Wade. I love chatting with you boys and I’ve missed you too! But I’m realllyyyy curious now about what your island is named.

Peter: Oh! Sorry, I got kinda excited to talk about it, sometimes I get a little too excited and forget that not everyone’s playing it right now! As for our island name, when we first got the game, he let me start, so I did the tutorial part and everything but when it came to the name, he gasped and took the joycons from me! He wouldn’t let me look until after he put it in cause he wanted it to be a surprise and named it—

Wade: I named it Zandalar

Peter: You wanna tell her why you named it that?

Wade: You are way too excited about this, mister. But I named it that cause uhh.....weeelll—

Peter: It’s the name of an island on World of Warcraft! My boyfriend plays WoW! Which means now we can play that together, too!! I’m sorry we’re sort of only talking about ourselves, though! How have you been keeping busy recently?? Anything fun??

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Hello boys! It’s nice to talk to you again, I’m doing great. How have you two been?

Peter: we’ve been doing great! We were playing a lot of animal crossing together but Wade got annoyed that he was catching so many Sea Bass so I’m the only one maintaining our island right now. I’m glad you’re doing well!! It’s good to hear!

Wade: It wasn’t fair!! It was the only thing I caught for 3 weeks!! The final straw was getting stung by a scorpion three times in one night, though.

Peter: It’s frustrating for me, too, but I still persevere! I caught a hammerhead shark this morning! But do you wanna tell Nat what we named our island, baby? it was your idea!

Wade: uhhh absolutely not, actually, I wasn’t planning on telling anyone besides you. But yeah, Nat, I like seeing you in our askbox again! we missed ya!

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Hey guys!

Peter: Hey, Nat! It’s nice to hear from you again! How have you been??

Wade: you’re posting?? I wish I’d have known that! I just got out of the shower, Peter!!

Peter: Sorry! I just saw that Natasha sent us an ask and—

Wade: She is?? Well, say no more, my love! Completely understand! Welcome back, Nat!! Good to see you again!

Peter: how did you get dressed so quickly??

Wade: A magician never reveals his secrets

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Wade: Peter? PEEEETEEEYYY?...sweetheart? Okay, good, he’s not here. I came to tell you all about our Valentine’s Day, cause we slacked a bit at the time and Petey said it was too late now anyway and blah blah BLAH, but I’m proud of the way I wined and dined my baby, and I’m sure you’d all LOVE to hear this mushy gushy goodness.

SO, to start things off, I cooked him dinner, steak with mashed potatoes and peas, the works. Served with a bit of wine? One of the best meals I’ve ever successfully made!! It took me a while to actually learn how to cook, but I took to it a lot faster than he did. He knows how to do science but he can’t even make eggs!

Anyway, after dinner, I had set up a pillow fort to have a Star Wars marathon because I love my boyfriend but he’s a huge nerd. One thing led to another, though, and—

Peter: Wade! I thought we agreed not to tell this story!!

Wade: Oh! Hey, Petey, I wasn’t telling a story, I have no idea what you’re talking about! Even if I was, it’s over now, promise! *unconvincing smirk*

Peter: you’re lucky you’re cute

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It’s okay Peter, I understand the excitement. That’s okay Wade, although I do hope they stop by sometime 💖☺️ it’s been lovely chatting with you boys, I’ll stop in again soon!

Peter: we appreciate you stopping in!! Feel free to come back any time!! We’re actually gonna head to bed for the night so we hope they drop by soon as well! All of you are always welcome here even though our blog styles are a bit different!

Wade: Oh, you wanted to sleep?? I thought we were eating. Either way, we loved talking to you!! thanks for stopping by!!

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Of course Peter, us spiders need to stick together. No need to drool Wade, but not fair now I’m quite the curious cat!

Wade: Right! Sorry, didn’t know you saw that, although the person who created our account is shy so they probably won’t be revealing who they are, I apologize for the slip!

Peter: Yes! Spider power!! No one else gets that! Also, sorry about Wade, he can be a bit...much, sometimes. I’m sure you understand!

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Hi Wade, how are you sweetie? It’s always nice to talk to you Peter!

Wade: I’m really good, thank you! I hope you and everyone else are well! Petey and I have followed your blog for a while (at least the account that runs this one has 👀)

Peter: I’m very flattered, Ms. Romanoff! It’s always nice talking to you, as well!! Wade may or may not be freaking out

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Hey Wade! Hey Peter! ☺️

Wade: OH MY GOD, PETEY, BLACK WIDOW KNOWS MY NAME!! HI, NATASHA!!

Peter: I know, Wade, I heard, calm down. Hi, Nat! Thank you so much for sending us an ask!! How are you??

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Do you guys take down villians together? And if so, how does that work with deadpool wanting to unalive baddies were as spidey wants to bring them to the police? (Btw love this blog)

Wade: Yes, of course! We wouldn’t be the most adorable couple on Tumblr if that wasn’t the case! Also, I have a question for you about your username, how many girls actually run the accou—

Peter: Wade, no, we’re answering the question. We do fight crime together, and Wade has been getting better with the, uh, “unaliving” as it were. It’s made a big difference, honestly. I’m glad we’re a team as well as a couple now!

Wade: Me too! Even though I do still do some unaliving, but only if they hurt Petey, or do something extremely wrong, like homicide or r*pe. I can’t stand idly by while people like that stick around. Thanks for the question and we’re glad you love our blog!!

Peter: absolutely! thank you for coming to talk with us! We appreciate every question we get!