Necrowdyke

Crow is a closeted lesbian I'm sure of it

[ironbeest]

posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

[necrowtic]

college dorms are so cool half the people on my floor are deathly afraid of sex. also theres a girl moaning on the other side of the wall my bed is against and the people above me are fucking so hard the ceiling sounds like its going to give

[necrowdyke]

im sure a dyke like you enjoys the girl moaning

[necrowtic]

WHY WERE YOU HANDCUFFED?

dont worry about it

[necrowtic]

no. i got hancuffed to a girl i didnt know. obviously

[necrowdyke]

do i even need to say it

[necrowtic]

What's with the like evil lesbian account

which one

[necrowtic]

i dont know what youre talking about

[necrowdyke]

youre crazy you imagined it

[necrowtic]

they should invent being a trans woman thats easier

[necrowtic]

[necrowdyke]

trans woman lifehack: dyke sex

[necrowtic]

anyone want to cuddle girl besties style its not gay i promise. by the way we should take our clothes off

[necrowdyke]

i know what you are 😒

[gwyoi]

[ty-bloc]

@necrowdyke

[thistlecore]

every day im so thankful im in a stable loving relationship with zero kids and not an absent father

[necrowdyke]

the no kids part wont last long considering your girlfriends pregnant

[necrowdyke]

Is crow dead theyve been gone longer than normal

idk she probably went into labor or some shit

[necrowtic]

babygirl i could Fuck It We Ball both into and out of situations you couldnt even fathom

[necrowdyke]

could you fuck it we ball into some pussy?

[lesbian-necrowtic]

No they're a lesbian but they're still not cool

[necrowdyke]

i think she could pull it off shes not entirely sexless :/ its endearing in a wet cat way you know?

[lesbian-necrowtic]

No she's virginal to the grave have you seen her posts?

[necrowdyke]

she wont be if you let me get my hands on her

[lesbian-necrowtic]

You could do better

[necrowdyke]

😳

[necrowtic]

babygirl i could Fuck It We Ball both into and out of situations you couldnt even fathom

[necrowdyke]

could you fuck it we ball into some pussy?

[lesbian-necrowtic]

No they're a lesbian but they're still not cool

[necrowdyke]

i think she could pull it off shes not entirely sexless :/ its endearing in a wet cat way you know?

[lesbian-necrowtic]

No she's virginal to the grave have you seen her posts?

[necrowdyke]

she wont be if you let me get my hands on her

[necrowtic]

babygirl i could Fuck It We Ball both into and out of situations you couldnt even fathom

[necrowdyke]

could you fuck it we ball into some pussy?

[lesbian-necrowtic]

No they're a lesbian but they're still not cool

[necrowdyke]

i think she could pull it off shes not entirely sexless :/ its endearing in a wet cat way you know?

[necrowtic]

babygirl i could Fuck It We Ball both into and out of situations you couldnt even fathom

[necrowdyke]

could you fuck it we ball into some pussy?

[necrowtic]

every time one of you freaks repost me to reddit 100 buff men spawn and beat the shit out of me with metal pipes

[thistlecore]

youd like that wouldnt you

[necrowtic]

what the fuck is your problem

[necrowdyke]

can someone who's good at reddit get a necrowtic subreddit going

[necrowtic]

sex is basically a bullet hell

[necrowdyke]

lesbian ass post

[necrowtic]

I like to picture you as an anime girl who goes nya and whenever you reblog posts you jump up and down and your huge tits jiggle an unrealistic amount I hope that isn't weird lol

you cant just say the most deranged things about me and then tack on I Hope That Isnt Weird like theres no possible way to read this that isnt weird

[necrowdyke]

anon youre absolutely correct her tits are so jiggly

[necrowtic]

Anon would like to remind you to hydrate

im not going to eat or drink anything all day then take a few too many shots tonight just to spite you

[necrowdyke]

have fun sugartits <3