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"Mia, I know we've argued for the past years of our marriage but I wanna make things right for our daughter. For us. I'm willing to have our be family happy again, but I can't if I do not have your approval...

*gets down on one knee presenting the ring inside the box*

"I promise I'll be the best husband and loving father to you both till my last breath... and so I ask. Mia.. will you marry me?"

Mia looks at him wide eyed, her mouth agape which was replaced with a soft and warm smile. She knelt down their faces inches away from each other.

"Ethan, there's no need to prove to us that you're a great husband and loving father, you already are."

Mia cups the side of his neck while her other hand stroked the smooth blonde hair of the man she loves.

"You already know my answer, Ethan. But there is one secret I have to tell you."

"Thank you, Mia... and what is this secret you speak of? Is it related to work or similar to the danger we've encountered?"

"Well... it's more of 'family-related' ..."

Mia smiles at Ethan and held his hand.

"Remember that night when you came to me because you wanted some comfort? Weeks after your.. break up with the overgrown woman?"

"Oh... what about that? Is there something that happened to you after I left?"

"Ethan... I-Im pregnant..."

"W-What?? Mia... we're having another baby!?"

(Mun: I'm also shocked-)

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I was just afraid on how you would react since, you hated me and all... and I was scared that our baby wouldn't have their father in their life..."

Mia looks down and gently rubs her belly

"You would have denied the fact that the baby I'm currently holding is yours..."

"Mia if I had known you were pregnant I would not have denied it. You know how much I love Rose, and you know how much I'm going to love our second child."

*he places his hand over Mia's that was on her belly*

*violently sobbing*

*whispers*

"Psst, Duke. It's my kid lmfao-"

I fucking knew it!

"Jokes on you it's actually Ethan's lmfao. You've been tricked, fooled and bamboozled. Now suck deez nuts."

*throws a rotting piece of fruit at him that explodes on impact, ruining Chris’s clothes*

"These were actually some of Ethan's clothes I borrowed. Best tell him what happened I guess." 🤷‍♂️

*the duke laughs uproariously*

" @askmeethanwinters he got your clothes filthy."

*gets down on one knee presenting the ring inside the box*

"I promise I'll be the best husband and loving father to you both till my last breath... and so I ask. Mia.. will you marry me?"

Mia looks at him wide eyed, her mouth agape which was replaced with a soft and warm smile. She knelt down their faces inches away from each other.

"Ethan, there's no need to prove to us that you're a great husband and loving father, you already are."

Mia cups the side of his neck while her other hand stroked the smooth blonde hair of the man she loves.

"You already know my answer, Ethan. But there is one secret I have to tell you."

"Thank you, Mia... and what is this secret you speak of? Is it related to work or similar to the danger we've encountered?"

"Well... it's more of 'family-related' ..."

Mia smiles at Ethan and held his hand.

"Remember that night when you came to me because you wanted some comfort? Weeks after your.. break up with the overgrown woman?"

"Oh... what about that? Is there something that happened to you after I left?"

"Ethan... I-Im pregnant..."

"W-What?? Mia... we're having another baby!?"

(Mun: I'm also shocked-)

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I was just afraid on how you would react since, you hated me and all... and I was scared that our baby wouldn't have their father in their life..."

Mia looks down and gently rubs her belly

"You would have denied the fact that the baby I'm currently holding is yours..."

"Mia if I had known you were pregnant I would not have denied it. You know how much I love Rose, and you know how much I'm going to love our second child."

*he places his hand over Mia's that was on her belly*

*violently sobbing*

*whispers*

"Psst, Duke. It's my kid lmfao-"

I fucking knew it!

"Jokes on you it's actually Ethan's lmfao. You've been tricked, fooled and bamboozled. Now suck deez nuts."

*throws a rotting piece of fruit at him that explodes on impact, ruining Chris’s clothes*

"These were actually some of Ethan's clothes I borrowed. Best tell him what happened I guess." 🤷‍♂️

#lmao

*gets down on one knee presenting the ring inside the box*

"I promise I'll be the best husband and loving father to you both till my last breath... and so I ask. Mia.. will you marry me?"

Mia looks at him wide eyed, her mouth agape which was replaced with a soft and warm smile. She knelt down their faces inches away from each other.

"Ethan, there's no need to prove to us that you're a great husband and loving father, you already are."

Mia cups the side of his neck while her other hand stroked the smooth blonde hair of the man she loves.

"You already know my answer, Ethan. But there is one secret I have to tell you."

"Thank you, Mia... and what is this secret you speak of? Is it related to work or similar to the danger we've encountered?"

"Well... it's more of 'family-related' ..."

Mia smiles at Ethan and held his hand.

"Remember that night when you came to me because you wanted some comfort? Weeks after your.. break up with the overgrown woman?"

"Oh... what about that? Is there something that happened to you after I left?"

"Ethan... I-Im pregnant..."

"W-What?? Mia... we're having another baby!?"

(Mun: I'm also shocked-)

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I was just afraid on how you would react since, you hated me and all... and I was scared that our baby wouldn't have their father in their life..."

Mia looks down and gently rubs her belly

"You would have denied the fact that the baby I'm currently holding is yours..."

"Mia if I had known you were pregnant I would not have denied it. You know how much I love Rose, and you know how much I'm going to love our second child."

*he places his hand over Mia's that was on her belly*

*violently sobbing*

*whispers*

"Psst, Duke. It's my kid lmfao-"

I fucking knew it!

"Jokes on you it's actually Ethan's lmfao. You've been tricked, fooled and bamboozled. Now suck deez nuts."

*gets down on one knee presenting the ring inside the box*

"I promise I'll be the best husband and loving father to you both till my last breath... and so I ask. Mia.. will you marry me?"

Mia looks at him wide eyed, her mouth agape which was replaced with a soft and warm smile. She knelt down their faces inches away from each other.

"Ethan, there's no need to prove to us that you're a great husband and loving father, you already are."

Mia cups the side of his neck while her other hand stroked the smooth blonde hair of the man she loves.

"You already know my answer, Ethan. But there is one secret I have to tell you."

"Thank you, Mia... and what is this secret you speak of? Is it related to work or similar to the danger we've encountered?"

"Well... it's more of 'family-related' ..."

Mia smiles at Ethan and held his hand.

"Remember that night when you came to me because you wanted some comfort? Weeks after your.. break up with the overgrown woman?"

"Oh... what about that? Is there something that happened to you after I left?"

"Ethan... I-Im pregnant..."

"W-What?? Mia... we're having another baby!?"

(Mun: I'm also shocked-)

"I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I was just afraid on how you would react since, you hated me and all... and I was scared that our baby wouldn't have their father in their life..."

Mia looks down and gently rubs her belly

"You would have denied the fact that the baby I'm currently holding is yours..."

"Mia if I had known you were pregnant I would not have denied it. You know how much I love Rose, and you know how much I'm going to love our second child."

*he places his hand over Mia's that was on her belly*

*violently sobbing*

#chris redfield #ethan winters #resident evil #shitpost #resident evil 8 #resident evil village

*whispers*

"Psst, Duke. It's my kid lmfao-"

#shitpost

The five stages of grief 😔

Alcina: *asking seductively* Should we do another round~?

Ethan: Another baby and I'm gone.

Chris: Man ain't no simp.

#ethan winters x lady dimitrescu #alcithan #incorrect quotes

Alcina: *is under a mistletoe* Ahem...

Ethan: Hm? *looks at her*

Alcina: *points up*

Ethan: Oh, my apologies. Your hat looks lovely.

Alcina: *sighs* Why do I even try...

#incorrect quotes #ethan winters x lady dimitrescu #alcithan

Alcina: *trying to have a normal conversation with Ethan*

Ethan: I'm gonna be honest, I'm only looking at your tiddies right now-

Alcina: ...Hm.

#ethan winters x lady dimitrescu #alcithan #incorrect quotes

askalcinadimitrescu

Permission to slap Ethan Winters for being your boyfriend?

Go ahead. You know how I love seeing manthings suffer 😏

"It's official. She's a sadist."

*writes that down*

Everyone! @askmeethanwinters, @askmrredfield, I have a very important announcement!

Ahem…

IN GOD WE TRUST AND IN YOUR FATHER I BUST

Have a good day!

#chris redfield #ethan winters x lady dimitrescu #alcithan #incorrect quotes

*decides to challenge him*

"Adjust your bust before you combust-"

Alcina, seductively: Tell me your wildest fantasy.

Ethan: I'm on the wheel of fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.

Alcina: No darling, I meant like-

Chris: That's my boy.

"Duke I need a favor, hold my jacket and give it to Rose when she's older."

*he says as he takes his jacket off and hands it to the Duke*

"I'm a bigger fool than I thought I was. I shouldn't have gotten too fucking attached to her."

*he loads the gun in his hand, raises and aims the barrel to the side of his head, his finger slightly on the trigger*

Ethan, no.

*takes the gun*

*sigh*

*puts Ethan in his arms and begins to comfort him*

“Duke, give me the fucking gun.”

*he tries to grab the gun while being held in Duke’s arms but gives up eventually*

“W-Why didn’t I just listen-”

*he slumps against Duke*

“I hate myself so damn much, Duke.”

Mr winters…I know how it feels to get too attached, I know it all too well…and suicide isn’t the way to deal with it.

“I don’t care if it isn’t the way, I just need to end the pain-”

*tears begin to form in his eyes*

“It’s just… Why does she have to break my heart like that, man?”

*he starts to breakdown*

“No matter what I do it’s never good enough…”

*begins to comfort the man, stroking the back of his head*

“Why… Why am I never good enough?”

*he feels himself shatter in Duke’s arms*

Ethan, dearest, you’re good enough, you got too attached and know you’re in a dark place, it’s okay….*he just stops…. and starts crying as well, silently of course, this is Ethans time to cry*

“You’re right…”

*he wipes his tears at the sudden realization*

“I don’t know why I got too attached to her… I mean, why would she date me when she has all the pogchamps to keep her company?”

*he pulls away from Duke’s embrace*

“I could have fixed my marriage with Mia, but instead I’ve wasted my time, Duke you were right all along. I became weak and gullible because of her. I think it’s time I start taking time to myself and my family, I have to make things right.”

That’s the spirit! *the man wipes his own tears*

“I mean… I don’t completely mean that about her, I still kind of care about her…”

*he shrugs*

“But it isn’t healthy for me at all… Loving her is like costing me to lose myself…”

*the duke nods*

"WHO MADE MY BOY CRY!?- I'LL KILL THEM-"

dana-cz

Alcithan angst anyone?

I really should stop listening to songs which make me want to write angsty fics where everybody lives… or making fanart for said plot bunnies before they’re written

@askmeethanwinters

"Bud, maybe this is what she was trying to say..."

*mwah* Adorable 😊

^^ 💙