Genius Kunoichi

"Hey there!" Ventus waved. "Havent seen you for a long time. How you been?"

"Good, good. Things have been on and off busy, but it’s fun that way. You?"

khventus

"Not going to complain there…I mean, my get-up makes things pretty hot." Ventus says, as he fans himself with a hand. "Its…not too distracting Suzume. Im just implying if its the only kind of outfit you have. Especially since it shows…alot of skin and all."

"To be honest... No, I don't really have anything else." She fiddled with the edge of her skirt. "I have spares of this one, though. But I guess this outfit just holds the most appeal for me in the end, so I never bothered to change it."

#khventus

"Hey there!" Ventus waved. "Havent seen you for a long time. How you been?"

"Good, good. Things have been on and off busy, but it’s fun that way. You?"

khventus

"Yea, tell me about it. If I didnt have my hands full with the Heartless, I wouldve dropped by a bit more than I have." He frowned a little, but smiled. "Heh, but it seems you’re still the same as I last saw you. Especially since you…well…still dress pretty much the same as well."

"Hey, it's convenient for me," she said, twirling around. "Especially since summers over here tend to be super hot, and there are more places to store weapons in here than you'd think. Why, is it too distracting?"

#khventus

"Hey there!" Ventus waved. "Havent seen you for a long time. How you been?"

"Good, good. Things have been on and off busy, but it’s fun that way. You?"

khventus

"Its been hectic for me though. Just been doing my usual things, but Heartless have been more active lately. But its good to see you again Suzume."

#khventus #nice seeing you again too~

"So I guess that explains why I haven't seen you around, either." She leans back, hands behind her head. "Glad you have the time to visit, though!"

"…"

Congratz, Suzume. Luka is now starting to cry. Look at those teary eyes. Look at them.

"Uh… Did I go too far back there?"

He’s curling up. He’s sobbing silently.

Congrats you broke the shota. You win.

"Uh... Uuuuuhhh...."

*Suzume has fled the battle! To come back with tissues and an Alice plushie!*

"…"

Congratz, Suzume. Luka is now starting to cry. Look at those teary eyes. Look at them.

"Uh... Did I go too far back there?"

"Hey there!" Ventus waved. "Havent seen you for a long time. How you been?"

"Good, good. Things have been on and off busy, but it’s fun that way. You?"

#khventus

"Because, of course, he IS true. ISN’T HIM?"

#thefakehero #except that Santa does exist in Suzume's world... kinda

"I'm sorry to break it to you, but... Santa isn't real."

"Hey, Luka! I found your ~secret stash~."

"Suzume, I told you. That book isn’t some kind of weird magazine, is my monsterpedia." Hentai magazines? Him? Those would be pretty much suicide for him, Suzume!

"But, you know..." She pulls the book out, flipping through page after page of detailed descriptions. "They look so anatomically accurate! I know they attack you in that way, but aren't these descriptions a bit much?"

"Whoa whoa whoa wait what

What about Santa?”

"... Are you and Rance the only two people who still believe in Santa?"

"YOU MIGHT BE EVEN TWENTY SUZUMES, BUT I HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU DON’T!

A DAMAGED PSYCHE!

REPRESSED RAGE!

AND MOST OF ALL!”

"UNUSUAL PANTS!

I AM INVINCIBLEEEEEE!”

#thefakehero #okay I sent another one #also whoopsies~

"DAMN, I WAS GONNA TELL YOU SANTA DOESN'T EXIST EITHER, BUT I GUESS THAT WON'T WORK."

"I WILL SEE YOU IN MONSTERGIRL HELL."

"TELL HIM! TWO FISTS ARE ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF YOU! I WILL FINALLY DEFEAT MY FATHER AND CONQUER JAPAN!

THE ONE WITH TEXAS ON IT!

BECAUSE IT’S COOL LIKE THAT!”

#nsfw #thefakehero #some unprecendented stuff here: Rping two of the slash thrust burn trio at the same time

"YOU FOOL... YOU MAY HAVE TWO FISTS, BUT I AM TEN SUZUMES."

"NOT EVEN RANCE CAN HANDLE THIS BOMB-ASS PUSSY."

"ARE YOU ASKING FOR A KNUCKLE SANDVICH? BECAUSE I AM OUT OF STOCK, I ONLY HAVE ASS BEATINGS!"

#thefakehero #THE ONLY WAY I CAN INTERACT IS IN A CRACKY MANNER #that's just how the mun do #also I thought I sent you an ask but I dunno what happened

"I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU TO YOUR DAD."

asksuzume replied to your post:Don’t ever tell Luka what harems are. Don’t ever…

((No.))

You’re an evil ninja.

"There are no good shinobi or evil shinobi! Just the ones that do their jobs or don't!"

#Musing #tfw you can't find a good way to start #also tfw you can't tell if a thing is charging or not

"Suzume's back from her break~ Though probably not for long."

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"Hey, aren't you that little girl Kurou sometimes talks to?"

The grimoire nodded in silence, not recognizing the woman. “Seeing that you’re an ‘acquaintance’ of his, do you mind telling me your name?” Al finally asks.

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{Well it’s good to be agile and fast, but it may not be enough; Black Lodge may also have a sorcerer that might outmatch her in those two categories.} Al mused, praying that doesn’t happen. “Okay then. I hope you’re prepared t-“

The grimoire was suddenly interrupted by a rumbling noise that came from her own stomach; She has yet to eat anything today. “Uuuuugh…. Kurou should know that I need money for food, too.” She whined, grasping her own stomach. {He’s going all out on hiding his money from me.}