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Lo siento, I fell asleep.

Well, if I'm gonna have to figure it out on my own, I'm gonna say you're definitely VERY VERY gay.

Now why would you think that, chica?

#gif #epilepsy warning #forgive me dead god for i have sinned

what does up's bedroom look like?

Well, of course, there's his safety blanket - I tried to convince him to leave it at the rehabilitation center, but he stubborn about bringing it - there's also a box on his nightstand where he keeps all his extra mustaches. He has a mini-fridge too - but when I looked in there last Tuesday all it had was a jar of salsa con queso and some yogurt.

I've never been under his bed, but I do know that it happens to be made of fire, and according to Tootsie is very uncomfortable to be stuck under.

Zat sits on the pillow next to his head.

Taz. Now, tell us. ARE YOU A LESBIAN OR ARE YOU WITH UP? I'd like to know.

You seem very sure of yourself that it is one of those two options, greyface. I'll let you figure this out on your own, ese.

Your knife is puny and insignificant compared to my laser beams.

Tu madre es puny and insignificant. OH WAIT-

If you had to kiss any of the other rangers, who would it be?

Well, greyface, if you must know, this is a Starship, built for going on totally serious missions, and fighting aliens and robots. We have no time for this kissing business. Not that that stops Tootsie and Megagirl or Krayonder and Specs or Bug and February or Junior and Drunk Snail or Up and the tender crook of his elbow

Have you and Up had sex yet? Because I think you two should get onto that. Well... you get onto that if you know what I mean... ;)

Happy Tequila Taz Tuesday!

#tequila taz tuesday #tequila tazday

Taz Taz Taz, hey ;)

Hola, greyfaced Anon!

This is unacceptable.

#asktaz #ask starship #i'm not dead #\o\

dokkaebies

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Damn straight.

what was the calculus was tough speech

calculus was tough?

caLCULUS WAS TOUGH.

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT CALCULUS, ESE.

CALCULUS WAS THE TOUGHEST THING I EVER DID IN MY LIFE

IT FILLS YOU

WITH FIERY RAGE

AND EATS YOU ALIVE

LIKE A BUNCH OF CHILES.

I haven't had sex with my boyfriend but we got close, he like finger me and stuff but lately i've been feeling weird and i think i might be pregnant, i am only young, am i pregnant?

I uh.

I uh was not that great at biology, but from what I do know,

you should go ask Pincer cause he knows a loooot about biology, being an evil giant scorpion and all.

lemonyfool

Lesbian!Taz has been pretty inactive for a while.

Taz was walking down a corridor, when suddenly Specs jumped on her. ‘I LIKE TAZ!’ she screamed, and proceeded to kiss Taz. A wild Megagirl appeared! She pulled Specs away from Taz and yelled ‘I LIKE TAZ MORE THAN YOU!’ February ran up towards them and joined in. ‘TAZ IS MY DIRTY SLUT!’ ‘TAZ IS MY DIRTY SLUT TOO!’ ‘AND UNQUESTIONABLY MINE!’ Then, they all went back to Taz’s room and proceeded to have sex. Yay :D

THE END.

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C'mon chillies, don't post mierda like this on the internet it's personal.

Tupperware, huh?

We tupped sooo hard, Taz. But don't despair, my dear! We can even tup now! It might not be the same, but we can try. Just you and me--takin' on Space-Container Stores throughout the galaxy.

Yeah, that was great. I miss our days of tupping. We tupped the mierda out of those wares.

Yes - I could use some new leftover-holding containers.

Do you have a major under bite or do you enjoy talking like a man/have the frown the size of Tootsie?

Que?

I was sorta wonderin' if, uh, I don't know... If you and me, um, wanted to go shopping for tupperware or something. Like old times!

Tupperware shopping, just like before your injury? Remember the wares we would tup?

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