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[askthatamerican]

“Ask That American”

“A _______ Hetalia Ask Blog”

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Ask Box Open!

[Hetalia America leaning against an invisible wall. He is wearing a white and red ringer T with “USA” with the A being a star, torn jeans, and blue sneaker. He has an open mouth smile. To his left is the text above with the A in ask, the first A in America, the A before Hetalia ask blog, and the A in the last ask being partial stars.]

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[askthatamerican]

What do you consider your greatest achievement?

I can fit my whole fist in my mouth!

Obviously i’ve got other achievements but like. i feel like thats real good.

[Alfred in a black t shirt with a little purple ghost on it, hes smiling big and holding up a fist.]

[askthatamerican]

Do you have a fursona? Let me guess, bald eagle?

rude. 

its a husky.

[askthatamerican]

How was your valentines day? You do anything special?

My partner and I stayed in, had some wine, and went on a little date in animal crossing together.

[Aph america sits on the floor with one arm around his partners leg while playing on his switch. hes wearing a t shirt witha  sun peace sign and blue plaid boxers. his partner sits in a powder pink bean bag wearing a peace sun tank top and tiny shorts, their hair is up in a bun and theyre playing on their switch. in the background is a table with a wine bottle and two glasses.]

[askthatamerican]

Why can't you stay with a human partner long term? D:

Because I’m essentially immortal by comparison? Id like for them to get to experience all that life has to offer and dating me doesnt really let that happen. 

[askthatamerican]

Have you ever dated humans?

Oh for sure. Its few and far between but ive had a few. we dont date for long but i enjoy it while it lasts. I’m actually in a relationship with this real cute human right now. Been dating a little over a year.

[Alfred and his partner standing side by side. alfreds wearing a white button up witha  balck tie and a red cardigain. His partner is wearing a pink shirt with pink hearts and puffy sleeves. they have braids that transition from brown to pink and theyre wearing pink eyeshadow and pink glasses.]

[askthatamerican]

What is your significant other's name? Do they know you are not human?

Before answering the other asks, I got their permission to reference them but they wish to remain anonymous. And Yes, they are aware I’m not human. I was pretty straight with them from when they told me they had feelings for me that It wont be forever and they said-- oh gosh im gonna cry it was so sweet hold on-- uhg-- they said “You’re an experience worth having” aaaaah shut up im not crying youre crying

[askthatamerican]

How long have you and your partner been together?

This was answered in the ask where I introduced them ✌️[peace sign emoji]

[askthatamerican]

How was your valentines day? You do anything special?

My partner and I stayed in, had some wine, and went on a little date in animal crossing together.

[Aph america sits on the floor with one arm around his partners leg while playing on his switch. hes wearing a t shirt witha  sun peace sign and blue plaid boxers. his partner sits in a powder pink bean bag wearing a peace sun tank top and tiny shorts, their hair is up in a bun and theyre playing on their switch. in the background is a table with a wine bottle and two glasses.]

[askthatamerican]

Have you ever dated humans?

Oh for sure. Its few and far between but ive had a few. we dont date for long but i enjoy it while it lasts. I’m actually in a relationship with this real cute human right now. Been dating a little over a year.

[Alfred and his partner standing side by side. alfreds wearing a white button up witha  balck tie and a red cardigain. His partner is wearing a pink shirt with pink hearts and puffy sleeves. they have braids that transition from brown to pink and theyre wearing pink eyeshadow and pink glasses.]

[askthatamerican]

You said you'd share who your crushes are, right? who are you into right now?

Poland and Belarus really got me all messed up 

[Aph america in a white and pink ringer tee with hears making a wistful/romantic/gooey face with his hands on his cheeks]

[askthatamerican]

Alfred, do you prefer being the big spoon or little spoon?

I’m not picky about either way, but I’m kinda tall? not like super tall like I’m only Six foot flat out but i usually cuddle with people shorter than me so its just more comfortable to be big spoon. Id love to be held though.

[Alfred acting as big spoon to a faceless individual as they both sleep]

[askthatamerican]

Whats your body type

Awesome

[A shirtless thigh up picture of alfred in blue swim trunks. he stands confidently]

[askthatamerican]

Some people?

>:/ [angry face] they know what they did. 

[askthatamerican]

Do you play any videogames?

Oh i love videogames. i recently started a new farm in stardew

[an over the shoulder shot of america’s hands. hes playing stardew valley. on his screen is his characters profile with just the top row of inventory available. his farm is named Amestris, his dog is named hero, and his current funds are 21,629 g]

[askthatamerican]

Sorry alfred that wasnt a serious question it was a joke about a song called gay or european

I get the joke, love legally blonde the musical even though its sterotyping of gay men is /finger guns/ not tastey, its a fun musical.  But I wanted to take the opportunity to express that i’m not the kind of guy to share other information (cough cough) unline SOME people (cough) 

[askthatamerican]

It took me way too long to figure out what "👀 You knowed 👀" meant...

You may be too young for my blog then bud