a few days late because we were busy getting ready for my partner to be out of town -n-
highlights from the past couple weeks include [pumpkin carving], a [christmas comic] in october because no one can stop me, and [space] doing super well for reasons unknown.
also please remember to vote if you’re at all able to! it’s not a magical cure-all, but it actually can make things concretely better. (for example in my city there’s a ballot measure to allow the city council to reduce the duties of the sheriff’s department.) (this is mostly addressed to US folks, but applies to everyone who lives in a system of government that includes voting!)
from the ask box:
@shslweirdo asked: Ever seen the Kirby on the Telephone animation?
yes! I love it very much :> (the animation is on youtube [here])
on [playtime]:
@the-aqua-life said: the only rendition of kirby that matters
awwww that is a high honor indeed
on [bedtime]:
@okspacekid said: sleebycore :>
ohhhh sleebycore :o wonderful
I love everyone’s tags on [monch]. that is exactly the vibe I was going for.
on [leaves]:
@kiripimaa said: OH TO BE A KIRBY RUNNING INTO A PILE OF LEAVES! THAT IS THE LIFE
living the crunchy dream!
@incrediblue said: the best part of raking leaves
the only reason to even let someone talk you into doing it, unless it’s your own yard and you gotta be like. a responsible adult or something.
@dragonofcupcake said: I miss being able to do this. Either way... the leaves look good woah
thanks I used a brush preset XD (snowgum from the organic pack that comes w procreate by default)
thank you for everyone’s enthusiasm on [pumpkin], I do not have a lot of experience with carving but I have done a lot of other crafting, so I figured out how to go slow and really approach it more like peeling than cutting pretty quickly. (not immediately tho hence the toothpick lol)
on [feet]:
@inexplicably-spookified said: ah. a... a perfectly normal kirb...... nothing wrong here
very normal. factory standard. on-model.
on [spider]:
@macro-microcosm said: hey I too am an autistic person who watches Jenny Nicholson! and I find that I do project it on characters I like (but I usually don’t realize it lol)
same remarkably specific hat! I appreciate how comparatively even she keeps her voice, and she mentions autistic folks more than once and it’s literally never as the butt of a joke, it’s pretty much always to be like “hey this seems like a rude portrayal” or “hey sometimes theme parks are a lot”. plus I just love hearing people talk at length about obscure stuff they enjoy, like theme park drama or aggressively mediocre YA films.
on [vote]:
@the-halo-of-my-memory said: [story abt their ballot] itll get mailed back to me again right? anyways this is super cute!!!! i adore every post
if it just got dropped back in the mail in its original envelope, instead of getting filled out and put into the return envelope, it should get sent back! and thank you :>
on [space]:
@okspacekid said: i want to stargaze with kirb.....
I bet it’d be a great picnic activity.
on [juice]:
@0-jayless-0 said: Juice boxes are the best
true. something about drinking juice out of a box just tastes better than a bottle.
@inexplicably-spookified said: he’s drinking dark matter tears. tastes like fake cherry flavour
is it......... black cherry? *badum tss* (because. because dark matter is drawn like a black void. :v )
on [hearts]:
@cloudminty said: Awww that's so sweet I want a love like that someday!
I’m sure your person or people are out there! and they’re as excited to find you as you are to find them :)
I see it as just him being flustered with his idol saying that, it wasn’t much of a “no homo” moment imo.
Oh I agree with you! I just wanted to have a laugh about my reaction in the moment, I didn’t see it as a ‘no homo’ thing either. And the conversation they had right after made me very happy!
Okay this is the last Dilf!Eren prompt I swear Levi and Isabelle are off of school so levi goes over to hang out but she's not there but Eren is and he just got out of the shower with nothing but a towel around his waist.
“Today was fucking awful, you would not believe it, Iz, the sub we had for math today?—He totally hasn’t washed his hands since fucking birth. I bet his still has skin from his mom under his nails, they were that fucking disgusting and…” He locked the front door of the Jäger’s home as he slid inside the cozy place.
Levi had his left hand on his backpack and the other holding his (crappy,, obsolete, ugly, beat up) cellphone as he spoke to the redhead whom, at the moment, was still at soccer practice and subsequently not at home…Not that Levi had noticed her absence yet, it seemed his observational skills dissipated quite easily when he was really worked up. Nevertheless, the teenager had walked through the unlocked front door of the Jäger’s house, sliding off his shoes with ease, scrolling through a set of obnoxious texts from Hanji, all whilst calling out for his best friend Isabel—Who happened to have the hottest, kindest, dorkiest dad of all time—and ranting about that damned substitute teacher.
Levi didn’t notice at first, but Isabel’s replies and chiming laughter at his ridiculous perception were not present whatsoever in the household. He continued on, nearly prattling about how grown men ought to know how to trim their nails or at least clean under them, as he walked to Izzy’s room.
The hall was a familiar one that Levi didn’t need to look up from his glowing screen to navigate. There was the decorative table to the right with the small bouquet of flowers Eren always had refreshed for the house, to the left was the said man’s bedroom, and a few more steps lead Levi right to the door of—
Levi dropped his backpack, the atrocious thing falling to the floor with a heavy thump announcing that there were two books inside. Gunmetal eyes widened slightly from their typical scowl as Eren, the (hot, kind, dorky, hung) toweled father of his best friend emerged from the still steamy bathroom. Levi’s breathing stopped as his face went entirely too red.
Holy fucking shit, what the actual fuck…
Eren stood in all his glory, the smallest of all sinfully tiny towels wrapped about his waist, as another blue towel worked on his messy hair. The brunet was obviously shocked as well, seeing as bright green eyes had widened much, much more than Levi’s had. However, he didn’t go red. No, instead, his lips curled into the smallest and most of awkward of grins. He reached behind his head, scratching his neck as he looked at the younger male.
“I, uh, guess Izzy didn’t tell you she had to stay after for fighting with another kid on the team?” He asked more than stated, albeit, both knew the presumption were true.
Levi didn’t even nod, perhaps he didn’t even hear Eren’s timid sentence, as his eyes just drifted over the wet planes of Eren’s toned chest, over defined abs, down to where the slightest peaks of a trail of brown hair led down, down, into the white cloth.
Levi swallowed thickly before his eyes retreated back up to his best friend’s dad’s eyes, face less red now, but still pink as all holy hell.
Eren saw the arousal there, saw how Levi’s pupils grew ever so slightly, how the grey of those piercing eyes became a little more intense. The brunet slid out of the way, swallowing thickly himself before he headed towards his room, brows knitted and tone a bit apprehensive,
“You should get a start on your homework, Levi, you know Izzy’ll be home soon. She’ll need your help—”
There was a hand grabbing his, the other feeling up the wall as the darker haired male, the shorter male, the younger male tugged Eren back. In an effort to keep his integrity of that sacred towel hiding his length and the last shreds of Eren’s dignity, the brunet followed the movement forced by his daughter’s friend. It landed them close, one of Eren’s hands hitting the wall by Levi’s head, the other barring the highschooler in place. Eren hovered over Levi, tongue escaping to wet his bottom lip as Levi produced the smallest of smirks.
“We have a bit of time before Izzy comes home…” He muttered, moving to his tiptoes, lips pursed, eyes lidded, pressing their bodies closer…
Eren tilted his head slightly and leaned forward, meeting Levi’s soft lips, feeling the cooler temperature against his own warmer mouth. He parted his lips before Levi did, but the younger male easily followed suit and Levi groaned. White teeth nipped Levi’s bottom lip sharply and the teenager wrapped his arms loosely around Eren’s neck and he dragged him closer.
Eren’s mind short circuited, all rational thought disappearing, and he moved his left hand down to the darker haired male’s jaw, cupping it, breathing him in, kissing him until his hand dropped lower, slipped under the teenager’s shirt, teased soft skin, found his mouth moving to pepper kisses along Levi’s jaw and throat, licking at a sensitive spot before preparing to bite the tender skin and—
There was a jingle of the front door’s knob, the thing being locked, and then horrendous pounding as Isabel’s voice sounded through the thick wood. Eren pulled back sharply, his and Levi’s lips connected by the thinnest trail of saliva that Levi broke as he ducked under Eren’s arm. He kissed the tanner male’s cheek before slipping into Izzy’s room to drop his bag off before shouting a, “Can you be anymore fucking obnoxious, I’m coming okay!?”
And he rushed to answer the front door, Eren already hidden in the depths his bedroom, decidedly dressing in pajamas, mind finally rebooting.
HOW CAN SOMEONE HATE GHOSTBUSTERS THAT'S LIKE HATING ICE CREAM AND BABY ANIMALS Though my sister hates Queen and chocolate so I guess some people just have bad taste
My dad is one of those people who has absolutely no sense of taste and we hate going to the movies with him.
He stood up at the end of The Dark Knight and said “Well that was a waste of two hours” and it was then we realized there was no saving him. None. We’re doomed to a lifetime of him hating everything.
