Httyd Warlords ask blog

Griselda, Ragnar and Chaghatai Khan ready to answer your questions :D

[askthe3warlords]

Griselda: I've already said this is bullshit! We got so much to deal with and now you want us to answer random people's stupid asks?

Ragnar: Yes?

Griselda: Oh we're not.

Chaghatai: Griselda... Griselda put down the sword! GRISELDA-

Ragnar: So um, this is our new ask blog! Please don't send weird asks in general, even tho... Whatever Khan said was "NSFW" is allowed, but with limits of course! We're new here and mostly very busy so we might take a while to answer your questions, so don't press us or spam asks please!

Griselda: Get your hands off me!!

Chaghatai: Then put the sword down!... AND THE BROOM STICK TOO!!

Ragnar: And... Yall better get used to this. Anyways, Welcome to our blog! Whatever this means...

[askthe3warlords]

*gives Ragnar the Lego flowers sets*

Ragnar: Oh... OH THANKS A LOT!!

Griselda: What the fuck have you done he's gonna be messing with those for the rest of the week now...

Chaghatai: What are you talking about? Is that... Ragnar what are you doing?

Ragnar: Building legos.

Chaghatai: Can I?

Griselda: No.

Ragnar: Of course!

Chaghatai: Hm...

Griselda: ... And there goes our plans.

[askthe3warlords]

*Swaps the warlords helmets and runs away*

Ragnar: Ooo! I like the horns! Griselda understands fashion, for sure! *casually pokes the horns in Griselda's helmet and cuts his digit* Ow...

Chaghatai: Yours is not bad too, "rock man", It's simple and light.

Griselda: Can't say the same for yours... *Forcefully lifts neck* Shit's so heavy, how do you wear this all the time?!

Chaghatai: I've carried worse on my head.

Ragnar: Wow... Like what?

Chaghatai: Whole bricks.

Griselda: Huh? Why is that?

Chaghatai: I used to work on my city's construction sites before Drago recruited me.

Griselda: Well, that explains a lot.

Ragnar: That must be why you don't have hair on some spots of your head, right?

Chaghatai:...

Griselda: *throws the helmet away* Not even in hell im wearing this anymore! My neck fells like its just been broken!

[askthe3warlords]

Its me again, kadMc'devious >:]

(Slowly sneaking up to Khan before pushing him into Griselda [i wont give anyone a break] before SPRINTING off while wheeze-laughing)

(Praying Ragnar will hide me cuz we gotta stick together when Griselda goes nuts </3)

Anyways i love your Blog and you wont get rid of me 🫶

Griselda: FU-

Chaghatai: OH LORD- Oh I'm sorry!

Ragnar: Well aren't Chaghatai turning beet red again?

Chaghatai: SHUT!! *gently distances himself from Griselda and goes yell in an empty room*

Griselda: WHO DID THAT?! I'M GONNA SLICE YOUR THROAT!! *runs to find you*

Ragnar: ... Cute, first time I saw her face slightly red... Why are you behind me?

Chaghatai: *Gruesomely screaming in romantic interest*

[ask-grimmel-the-grisly]

Grimmel, have you ever seen the warlords drunk while working with them? If yes.. how was it?

Many times.. Griselda is always aggressive yelling. (when has she not been)

Chaghatai doesn’t drink much but he acts like a total mother.

Ragnar.. well.. he’s Ragnar. He does things he can’t or doesn’t know how to do, which is why Chaghatai acts like a mother.

[askthe3warlords]

Griselda: BITCH?? I'M NOT AGRESSIVE, I'M SINCERE!!

Ragnar: You're true about Chaghatai, he mostly refrains from getting drunk just so he can make sure we don't like, die. We're lucky to have him!

Chaghatai: Don't tell anyone but I already got into an alcoholic coma once

[akstzs]

modern au where this is how Hiccup lost all of Berk's gold

[askthe3warlords]

Am I the only one here who ships Griselda and Chaghatai? 👉👈 (Dont kill me plz <3 )

Griselda: ...

Chaghatai: Um... Y'know, It's not a bad uh... What do they call it? It's not... Uh...

Ragnar: Shipp?

Chaghatai: Whatever that is Yeah, like, we've know eachtoher for a while and... Umm...

Griselda: ...

Ragnar: Aw stop it- You guys are cute together! Plus you, buddy Khan, is the only one she haven't tried to kill more than five times yet!

Griselda: ...

Chaghatai: Uhh... Yeah, but that's because I like... Respect her and treat her good and-

Ragnar: You're right now the same color of your undershirt.

Chaghatai: Shut up- I'M NOT RED!

Griselda: Sleep with your eyes open.

I kind of do too :33 They're cute together! Just like Ragna said <33

[duoatomica]

Did I just hottified Grimmel?

@ask-grimmel-the-grisly

[askdragobludvist]

…You mean he wasn’t hot before?

[duoatomica]

Only you to find him hot with his face

[askdragobludvist]

I-I’m sure there are others! Surely someone in the archipelago must find him attractive besides me!

[askthe3warlords]

Griselda: You're the only one inside and outside of the archipelago to sleep with him

[askthe3warlords]

Griselda why you always so mad?

Griselda: Maybe I'm just too sincere and realistic for those stupid arses I deal with everyday.

Chaghatai: She just takes work too seriously and ends up severely stressed, which makes her act angry with everything and everyone.

Griselda: I've been drinking chamomile tea.

Chaghatai: Hm, I noticed you're a little calmer nowadays...

Ragnar: Calmer? She broke down a plant vase just for bumping her toe on it!

Chaghatai: Exactly, she's calmer than usual.

Griselda: I would've set fire on it.

[ziggityzigg]

Grimmel cannot make a cocktail

[askthe3warlords]

Chaghatai: He poisoned me once because he mistook the venom for berry liquor...

Griselda: That's why I don't accept drinks from that snake.

Ragnar: Wait, so you mean that glass bottle with bright purple liquid inside it wasn't juice? Well that's why I tried to chew the walls that night.

[ask-grimmel-the-grisly]

The Deathgrippers stole my crossbow, has anyone seen it?

[askthe3warlords]

Ragnar: Is it the half blind one? It just brought it to Chaghatai and loafed ontop of him. Griselda is struggling to push it off of him-

[askthe3warlords]

Grimmel is after y’all.

Griselda: WHERE? WHERE HE AT?! *Pulls out sword*

Ragnar: What? He didn't tell he'd visit us today!

Chaghatai: That's... Unsettling.

Griselda: I'M GONNA SEARCH THIS WHOLE BASE FOR THIS BITCH-

[2cats1trenchcoat]

[askthe3warlords]

Chaghatai: I thought I had got over analog horror...

Griselda: THERE!! *Runs gowards the closet*

Ragnar: Griselda is breaking down the closet...

Chaghatai: I know.

[askthe3warlords]

Grimmel is after y’all.

Griselda: WHERE? WHERE HE AT?! *Pulls out sword*

Ragnar: What? He didn't tell he'd visit us today!

Chaghatai: That's... Unsettling.

Griselda: I'M GONNA SEARCH THIS WHOLE BASE FOR THIS BITCH-

[askthe3warlords]

What was it like the day the dragons disappeared?

Griselda: They didn't exactly dissapear in any possible way, since we are still dealing with those fire spitting disgraces! Oh, if they dissapeared...

Ragnar: Yeah, It's true they're still around, not just around but some are even inside our cages! Hah! But hey, I'd miss those buddies if they did.

Chaghatai: I wouldn't.

[askthe3warlords]

Ragnar how do you usually spend your day?

Ragnar: Ahh, mostly very busy, building up strategy and forming plans, especially now that those berkians are destroying our ships and stealing our dragons all the time! But when I have some free time for myself, I like to doodle and sleep, but when no one's watching I sometimes play with those cute little boats we use for easier location on our maps, they're fun, y'know?

[ziggityzigg]

I hate myself for doing something 😭

[askthe3warlords]

Class of 09+Httyd=Perfection and chaos

[ziggityzigg]

I hate myself i’m going to bed

[askthe3warlords]

Chahatai: That day was... Wild.

Ragnar: Sure it was.

Griselda: They made out for 3 hours after.

Ragnar: What's making out?

Griselda: Siiiigggghhhh...