Ahoges & Blondes

Ask Hinatsumi, Naejunko and Sairuma

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Important info about the blog

What's this about

This blog is based on my fanfic Ahoges & Blondes it's not necessary to read it to understand what's happening, but it does help get you an idea of what is it about.

Universes

The universe here are Non-Despair and Post Despair.

Non-Despair:Based on Ultimate Talent Development Plan and Ultimate Summer Camp with similar story.

Post-Despair:An Altered version of the canon Story in which Natsumi, Junko and Miu survive but overall is the same.

The Non-Despair universe is the default, if you want to ask questions to the Post-Despair universe or any other universe you gotta specify.

Characters Ages

In Non-Despair Hajime is 21, Natsumi, Makoto and Junko are 20, Shuichi and Miu are 19 years old at the start, they're a few years older now.

In Post Despair Hajime is 24, Natsumi, Makoto and Junko are 23, Shuichi and Miu are 22 years old at the start and are a few years older now.

Also yes, NSFW/18+ Asks are allowed, I will tag them as such so if you don't wanna see them you can avoid them...but try not to go overboard with it.

Also, Minors GTFO

Ships

Obviously this is about Naejunko/Naeshima, Hinatsumi and Sairuma.

But these are in case you ask about other characters and because they're sorta relevant.

Canon Ships to this blog:Fuyuhiru, Komamiki, MondoXTakaXChihiro, Togahina(Non-Despair), Tonagiri(Post-Despair), KaitoXMukuroXMaki, and others I don't feel like mentioning as of now and I'll add later.

Also I know some of these aren't exactly the standard or the norm, but try not to question then so much and ask me why I ship them, it gets a little annoying.

Rules

Don't send hate or stuff about you not liking these ships

Don't try to Ask them about fanfics/fanarts or stuff like that, at least not with the intent to cause shit stirring.

If there's an ask I don't feel like answering, I won't answer it, simple as that.

Language

You can send ask in English and Spanish if you want, the characters will answer in the according language

Credits

Natsumi sprites and custom Makoto, Junko, Hajime, Shuichi and Miu sprites by

Header image by @siramay-the-showgun-dragon

DR3 Character sprites by @bastart13

Storyshift Chara Sprites by Blue Bone Studios

StoryShift Chara sprite sheet by BlueBoneStudios on DeviantArt

StoryShift Chara sprite sheet — artwork by BlueBoneStudios on DeviantArt. Published: 2020-06-09 · Likes: 38 · Views: 14724 · Comments: 10 ·

Zarc Sprites by @yorkieyt

Active Magic Anons

Izuru

Former Magic Anons

Body Swap

Worm Ahoges

Cat Blondes

Mermaids

Drunk

Junkozilla

Makotozilla

Ryoko

Ahoge Dragons

Talent Swap (Post-Despair)

Reminder:Thanks to Miu's invention, M/As that are the same or similar to one already done before ineffective against them.

Current Events

None

Former Events

Whispers Of The Fallen (Post-Despair) 14/2/2025 - 1/3/2025 | 30/3/2025 - 14/4/2025

The Ones Who Survived Despair (Post-Despair) 26/5/2025 - 10/6/2025 | 15/9/2025 - 30/9/2025

Super High School Level Graduation (Non-Despair) 16/10/2025 - 1/11/2025

The Wedding Of The Detective And The Inventor (Post-Despair) 15/11/2025 - 1/12/2025

The Equilibrium Children and Company (Post-Despair) 15/4/2026 - 1/5/2026 | 20/5/2026 - 4/6/2026

Warning

If you don't like the content of this blog or don't wanna see it you're free to block me or filter it out or the "Ask Ahoges & Blondes" tag to not see it, it probably doesn't (and shouldn't) matter to you but I won't hold it against you if you do, I know more than anyone about blocking stuff just because I don't wanna see it.

I say this because I imagine it can get very annoying to see me in the ship or character tags constantly, if it's that annoying I'm sorry but it's become too much ingrained into this blog to stop now.

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Izuru how did everyone react when they see you like this, especially with the yee-yee ahh haircut?

Izuru:Confused but given we already informed them of the things that tend to happen to us, they understood it quickly.

Natsumi:They didn't complain that much about the hair, they even said it's kinda nice...I certainly agree.

*M/A Counter:7*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Hey izuru who would you says luck is better you or makotos?

Izuru:...Well my luck is supposed to be the best of the best...But Hope's Peak was never able to fully understand or study Makoto's luck...

Makoto:Well my luck can work like normal good lucks as in helping me win and stuff as I learned from that Mahjong game with Nagito, Celeste and the Headmaster...but it mostly shines in keeping me alive...

Izuru:...You want to test that out?

Makoto:I mean, I want to...But that would kinda feel like cheating on Junko and I'm not ok with that.

Junko:Yes, please don't, the idea is pissing me off like you wouldn't believe, it's the type of Despair I don't enjoy, at least not anymore.

Natsumi:Yeah please don't, just imagining it is making me feel things I don't want to.

Makoto:It's ok Honeypot I would never do something like willingly *Kisses her to calm her down*

Izuru:I have no intention of doing something like that to you, it's boring to me *Pets her head in just the right way to melt her worries away*

Junko & Natsumi:*Happy melted girl noises*

*M/A Counter:8*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Well it's a good thing he didn't go through with this especially with how you where before making it may have gave you evil ideas

Junko:Maybe it would have, If I could convince him to follow my plans...He doesn't seem very motivated to do anything and looks manipulable, but I'm not really interested in doing stuff like anymore.

Izuru:...I can see how it would have turned out, but I can tell you this, even if you were motivated to do that, you wouldn't convince me of anything, the person I use as base isn't the same one that when he started out at Hope's Peak and that affected me, a little at least.

Natsumi:Well that's good.

Makoto:And I would have stopped you anyways once I found out.

Junko:You would.

*M/A Counter:9*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Oh! We should bring monokuma here then see what happens when izurus hits him as hard as he can!

Monokuma:Hey I bought 100 tons of Honey with your mone-*Gets absolutely crushed by Izuru's fist*

Makoto:Oh that felt good and I didn't even get to do it.

Izuru:I didn't hit him as hard as I could.

Natsumi:Can't imagine what would happen if you hit him any harder.

Junko:And thank Despair you didn't, you could have held back a little couldn't you? Now I have to fix him again.

*M/A Counter:10*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Hey Junko how do you feel about izuru

Junko:...Nothing really, maybe a bit uncomfortable but that's it.

Izuru:Sorry about that I guess.

Makoto:She doesn't mean anything bad for it...Mostly.

Natsumi:Well I do know you and I know her so I'll believe you.

*M/A Counter:11*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Neither Shuichi or Miu have an alternate persona that we know of?

Shuichi:Not that we know of.

Miu:And I don't wanna find out, who fucking knows how they are.

Natsumi:Who knows, maybe it's like Despair Bitch "Alter Ego"

Junko:Don't remind me.

Makoto:I don't think I have an "Alter Ego" Either.

Junko:Thank Despair you don't.

Izuru:...I don't think I'm that bad.

*M/A Counter:12*

((I don't count the review tapes Tsumugi showed in the class trial as being a real indicator of how the Pregame version of the characters are if that's what you're referring to, rather count the prologue ones))

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Just wait till you can see what he can do in bed natsumi

Natsumi:...Even so I don't think it would be better than what Hajime do-

Izuru:Well I guess I can demonstrate it.

*Grabs Natsumi by the wrists with one hand and throws her over his shoulder*

Natsumi:H-hey! I mean I don't mind but warn a girl first-

*Gets taken to their room*

*M/A Counter:13*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

So natsumi how do you feel about izurus beautiful flowing mane he's out doing all you blonds on the hair department now

Natsumi:It looks good, guys with long hair are criminally underappreciated.

Izuru:If it makes you happy, I prefer it that way, at least when I'm like this...

Makoto:...Maybe I should let my hair grow out.

Shuichi:Maybe I should try it too.

Junko & Miu:Please do.

*M/A Counter:14*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Sooooo izurrruuuuuuu you got all the talents right? So like some ultimate rizz?

Maybe you can show how much you "love" natsumi ay? Gotta appreciate all them skills while you got em

Izuru:I do have the talents of the Super High School Level Boyfriend and Girlfriend of two different classes each, so it's within my abilities.

Natsumi:I don't think it makes too much of a difference-

*Izuru grabs her wrist with one hand and lifts her chin with the other to kiss her for a bit*

Izuru:As I said, within my abilities.

Natsumi:...Hajime can still sweep me off my feet like that when he gets in the zone, I mean it's rare but he can do it with no talent involved.

*M/A Counter:15*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Do you like boats?

Izuru:I don't know, I'll have to try them to know.

Natsumi:That seems like a random thing to ask you know?

*M/A Counter:16*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

*gives him cup of orange juice* do you still like orange juice

Izuru:*Sips it* Yeah I do...

Natsumi:Yeah of course that's not gonna disappear either.

*M/A Counter:16*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Do you still love natsumi?

Izuru:...Yeah, I'm not really sure how to feel about things anymore, but I do care for her.

Natsumi:Well that's good at least.

*M/A Counter:17*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

(PD) Natsumi, you know what I'm gonna ask...did you or did you not...

Natsumi:I did what? Have sex? I don't get it.

Hajime:Me neither.

((Is this about the M/A? Cause that's in Non-Despair))

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Oh I almost forgot! *Gives izuru a bag of chips that has one chip for each talent he has*

Natsumi:Well, you already got your chips for your soul, was it worth it?

Izuru:...I can make better ones.

Natsumi:That's not the....

how much better?

*M/A Counter:18*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Amazing! Behold! This is what would happen if he went through with the project

Izuru:Not what I expected, it's amazing but also...boring.

Natsumi:Damn you sound like a sad sack of shit now...You dodged a bullet.

*M/A Counter:19*

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Hhhaa you know me so well. *Pulls out dimensional camera to record* ok!

MA: *izurufy hajime for...20 ask just in case*

Izuru:...Hi.

Natsumi:I knew it, fucking knew it!

Makoto:Now you know how I felt when Junko was turned into Ryoko.

Junko:Don't remind me.

Shuichi:...Shouldn't Miu's machine prevent this?

Miu:I think it just needs some more tuning, I get right back to that.

*M/A Counter:20*