Checking Out from the Garage

An Ask-Blog for Gage, the steam powered automaton. (If you are a Rick and Morty blog, Megamortys and spacepiratericky are following you if this blog is)

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{dOWEL DUCK}

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[ifridiot]

Gage kicks open the bathroom door blasting Pouya & Ghostemane’s ‘2000 Rounds’ from his speakers and aiming a hunting rifle wildly around the room while Shi screams in the background for him to ‘Turn that shit down and kill the fuckin’ bugs, Jeezuz Christ!’

[ifridiot]

Recording Uploaded to PraiseTheAppraiser’s SnapChat

Camera focuses on Shi, wrist-deep in his work. 

“Shi, I need the key for the gun safe.”

A noncommittal grinding of the vox, the clatter of fingers in the guts of a small engine. The mechanic barely seems to acknowledge the speaker.

“Now, Shi.”

Frustration, both at his brother and the uncooperative nature of bent flywheels, but Shi refuses to look into the camera. The view jiggles slightly as the bot holding it giggles. Shi finally raises his head, nodding back toward Gage’s counter.

“Yer pistol ain’t outta bullets, ‘n I know fer a fact y’ never put th’ damn thing ‘way after las’ time.” 

“Shi, please.”

“Ga’dammit, why now?”

The keys are thrown toward the camera, snagged out of the air by the recorder, who laughs.

“Big game hunting in the bathroom.”

“Wh’ th’ fuck’re you on about.”

“Roaches be large.”

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This is the ametrine, a naturally occurring quartz. (Source)

[thelegendofj]

This is a literal, real-life gem fusion of Amethyst and Citrine, and one of my favourite crystals!

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Sooo beautiful.

[morocckin]

Hey Guys.

So, as a result of recent events currently happening in my household, I’m in a situation I’d rather really not be in. To cut a long story very short, the threat of eviction is very real if I’m unable to provide stable rent money weekly given my mother (the breadwinner), and my younger sister will be returning home to Morocco, whereas I cannot afford to and will stay behind with my abusive drunk father. He’s supposed to be bringing in rent money, but he never gives me the full amount, and the last thing I need is to get evicted on top of everything I got going on right now. So if you guys would be so kind, give my GoFundMe a look see and donate. If you can’t? just spread the word! I’d appreciate it so much everyone. Mashallah!

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guys if you could really help my gf out  this drunk man abuses the fuck out of her and her family and the police that came to investigate a squabble the other night took sides with the abusive drunk

EVEN SIGNAL BOOSTING WOULD BE FANTASTIC!!!

[spacepiratericky-archive]

I’ll be taking that…

                                                               And that and that and that…

5+ years writing experience

5+ years on tumblr

mun & (Main) muse are 21+

selective, para rp

AU/OC/Crossover friendly

nsfw themes are likely to be present

smut&nudity will be tagged and readmore’d as necessary

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((Bunch of new followers, so I’d like to direct the Rick and Morty fans over here.))

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Rare combo of Diopside on Bi-color Tanzanite - Merelani Hills, Tanzania

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Here it comes…

                                                                          …He’s a one-man apocalypse

10+ years writing experience

5+ years on tumblr

mun & muse are 21+

primarily ask-blog, with selective, para rp

AU/OC/Crossover friendly

nsfw themes are likely to be present

smut&nudity ill be tagged and readmore’d as necessary

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New askblog!

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We're All In This Together!

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hate this game !

[outofcontextdnd]

Why won’t anyone trust me when I lie to them?

-Our Rogue after failing another bluff roll (via outofcontextdnd)

[ifridiot]

Fanbot Fic: Why Gage's Room is Red (and Nothing Else in the Garage Is)

Fandom: SPG Fanbots

Characters: Shi Carlton, Gage Greive, Dowel

Rating: PG

Summary: Just why is Gage’s room so painfully red?

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Anyone who’s had the dubious pleasure of frequenting the Garage enough to be given access to the back apartments will notice that the room Gage calls his own is red. It’s hard not to notice; it’s the sort of colour that seems to glow in the right light, spitting itself on the duller colours around it. Possessive, cloying… painful in a way.

Keep reading

[ifridiot]

I JUST FOUND THIS STORY AGAIN AND I’M LAUGHIN’ omg shi why

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“i can’t believe you’re taking his/her side.”

Gage frowned at her. He really hated being in the middle of this kind of crap. “I don’t always take Shi’s side!” He folds his arms defensively. “And you know I don’t. He just happens to be right this time - don’t get sour about it.”

[musingmemes]

jealous / possessive meme pt. 3

“he/she looks at you like they want to fuck you.”

“i saw the messages on your phone.”

“why did he/she call you so late?”

“you don’t get how many people want you.”

“i can’t let you get close to anyone, they might steal you away.”

“did he/she really just touch you in front of me?”

“are you cheating on me?”

“my friend saw you with him/her, i thought we talked about this.”

“you’re supposed to be mine, why do you talk to him/her?”

“choose. it’s me or it’s him/her. you can’t have both.”

“he/she can’t love you like i do.”

“you’re lying to me.”

“you told me he/she wasn’t going.”

“i think i’d know when someone is flirting with you, i did it first remember?”

“i can’t believe you’re taking his/her side.”

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@megamortys -  Surgeon Rick, Storage Rick

Character(s): Surgeon Rick, Storage Rick (Sanchez) Blog Type: Ask (Art/Text), RP (Selective) Special Traits: Pocket Mortys, AU, Crossover Warning(s): Violence

Surgeon Rick and Storage Rick of the Pocket Mortys Universe have teamed up to bring you brand new Morty hybrids.

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@spacepiratericky -  Space Pirate Ricky

Character(s): Ricky (Rick Sanchez), Morti (Morty Smith) Blog Type: RP (Semi-Selective) Special Traits: AU (Multiship, multiverse, genderswap, crossover) Warning(s): NSFW, Rickcest, Abuse, Slurs, Death. Murder, Substance Abuse, Smut, Blood, Violence

A Space-faring female Rick alternate.