Fortunes for a Fee

"My eyes do not impair my ability to see the future." This blog is NSFW in terms of possible blood and gore (no sexual content) Asks : 1

[asktheblindfortuneteller]

AND IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS EXTRA BEFORE

[starcre8tor]

Is this meme still happening?? lol Send me some smooches y’all~ you know the drill 💖 (character+number ) -Check out the FAQ for more info and questions-

[charizard-cacturne]

(Ask us stuff y’all!)

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Came for the _______. Stayed for the _______.

Tell me why you followed my blog and what made you stay (if it’s two different things of course!)

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Munday!

[asktheblindfortuneteller]

Joann : “Though, if you must know, I was not born blind. I had my eyesight stolen from me when I was very little. And before you ask, no, I do not miss it. You can miss something you don’t remember having......”

@ask-witchhunters

Yes, hello, I am alive. Sorry being gone for so long..... but I am back now and ready to get into the swing of things again!

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👍

*SCREAMING* @dragons-noose-hotel IS THE BEST THING EVER AND THE MOD IS SUPER DUPER AWESOME AND SWEET AND GO FOLLOW THEM RIGHT NAO

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For every 👍 I get, I will recommend a blog

[daily-azurill]

@anonyorb said: Ok fuse gardevoir and lopunny but in a way so is not sexy

they are beautiful and cute, respect them!!

[asktheblindfortuneteller]

I just loved their design too much not to draw them......

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Joann : “As a fortune teller, I tend to wander from place to place, never really with any destination in mind.”

@occasionally-shiny-mimikaboo

[sleepysmeargle]

Duo Sketch chibi commission for @the-scarlet-hare of her oc Joann from @asktheblindfortuneteller and my oc xuanze.Thanks again for commissioning me!

[asktheblindfortuneteller]

Who wants a Joann or Myron in their inbox????

[asktheblindfortuneteller]

Myron : “Don’t say stuff like that! They will actually believe it!”

Asher : “But it is the truth! The Elder said so!”

Myron : “Then he was wrong, now go back to the Clowder...”

@askshinylugia

[nekokat42]

PEOPLE who scream in the tags under my art

you are so fucking valid and you are my biggest source of motivation i  love you

[asktheblindfortuneteller]

Plot : A New Arrival

As the night fell, the odd pair closed up shop and turned to sleep in their respective spots. Joann was blunt and rude, but she wasn’t heartless, so she had ended up giving Myron a bedding piece after the first night he stayed. Now, it had become a tradition between them where Myron retires to that small soft bed after helping Joann hang up her hammock.

A few hours passed before Myron roused with a jolt. He lifted his head and sleepily looked around. Just a bad dream. But that bad dream had been enough to make his throat very dry some reason. He carefully rolled off his spot and made his way to the parted curtain’s of Joann’s tent.

Joann had been travelling for so long that is was times like these that Myron was thankful that she at least thought ahead enough to set up shop besides a sizable lake. The Zangoose easily made his way down a short hill towards the body of water and lent down to take as sip.

The water was so clear and slightly chilled - just what Myron needed. It was so nice that it took him a few seconds longer than it should have to sense the figure moving up towards him. But the moment a twig snapped a few feet behind him, Myron whipped around, claws at the ready and teeth bared.

Snarling and ready for a fight, Myron decided that the first move was his for the taking. He lunged towards the would be assailant, his feral side completely showing. But right before his was about to bring his claws in a fierce swipe, the other Pokemon held up their own claws in a surrender, the look on their face completely terrified.

“You’ve got to be kidding me....”

A peculiar looking Pokemon is open for questions~!

Special thanks to @ask-the-zang-twins for giving me their awesome character design!

[asktheblindfortuneteller]

Joann : “The Chariot, The Magician, and The Wheel of Fortune...... There is a great power coming to you soon, perhaps an obstacle or rival. Whether your win or lose, this event will bring a noticeable change to your life.”

@occasional-shiny-weavile

[asktheblindfortuneteller]

23 and 12!

12. Favorite Professor?

Hm..... That’s a tough one...... I think my absolute favourite would have to be Birch. After all, I love Hoenn. <3

23. Which gen do you like the most?

Whoopsies! But yeah, Gen 3 is my favourite, without a doubt!

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Munday Asks

Send a number (or more!) and I’ll respond to the best of my ability :)

1. Favorite type of Pokemon?

2. Which region do you like most?

3. Least favorite region?

4. Favorite rival?

5. Do you have any shiny pokemon? If not, which one would you want?

6. What’s your favorite season?

7. Favorite time of day? Why?

8. Which Villain group is your favorite? Why?

9. Least favorite Villain group?

10. What do you hope to achieve with this blog?

11. Are you a roleplay blog? If not, do you want to be?

12. Favorite Professor?

13. What would an ideal pokemon party look like to you?

14. Favorite legendary?

15. Least favorite legendary?

16. What is your favorite town and why?

17. Do you have any memories surrounding the pokemon franchise? If so, what is it?

18. What hobby(ies) do you have?

19. What’s your least favorite pokemon type?

20. Favorite pokemon for each type?

21. Which pokeball do you like best?

22. Mimikyu or Pikachu?

23. Which gen do you like the most?

24. Which gen do you like the least?

25. Custom question! Ask me anything!