The Calavera Addict

((*IMPORTANT* Comments on posts will not be replied to. I operate from an IPod Touch, such does not allow me to reply to those. If you wish to RP /please/ send an ask! Thank you. An AU!Eridan, I'm open to most any RP's. Feel free to send an ask and we can plot or just start up an RP. Also mentioned will be the Candy Addict program itself, Aequora. The cheeky fellow has a backstory all 'his' own and will comment now and again. *Aequora's speech will be in bold+italics* Ask box is always open))

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Umm, the brown one with the red hair i think it was. i don't actUally know mUch aboUt the other two or him even, i jUst looked into them for that ficlet i wrote yoU that one time. yoU might want to go make sUre they all know yoU're okay. i'm really sorry if i caUsed troUble by apologizing for bro's attempted mUrdertrap....

==> Okay, one mystery solved. Seems that Kitkat was told you were killed- so your old? kismesis probably was too

==> Hurry up and talk to them! Wait, no... You're not doing that just yet. The first place to look is in another timeline, and trying to jump timelines isn't a very good idea while the code is still reconfiguring itself.

dont wworry about it

ill get to fixin this

just

after ivve had a snack a some tricksters

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yes months! or at least i haven't seen yoU aroUnd in months! since bro had that lab, to be exact. i thoUght yoU were dead. and that's what i told yoUr friend. the one that yelled at bro. i don't know who they are thoUgh. i don't think yoU were jUst asleep for hoUrs, dear! ono

==>Try to remember what happened... Nope. Nothing important is coming back. Something about horrific human and mantis creatures and that irritating puzzle troll- running, lots of it- then.... Then- nothing.

the lab

an a friend

wwait

oh no if tricky thinks im dead

==> Immense worry! You can't leave your matesprit- or were you two moirails still, that was a very thin line for you two- no, never mind lines! This is awful!

an taffy an kitkat

umbra do you remember wwhat that troll looked like

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that was a very long nap! i thoUght yoU were dead becaUse i haven't heard from yoU in *months* and brother had yoU last i knew. oh dear.... i may have devastated a friend of yoUrs for no reason then. well, i'll have to apologize shoUld i ever see them again. as it were, how are yoU after this apparent long nap?

months

i wwas asleep for MONTHS

thats not possible its only been a feww hours

im confused noww vvery confused

an ae is too quiet

==> Tilt your head in confusion- and immediately regret this because your neck is killing you. It feels like the stitches there had just been torn out and redone.

umbra wwhat did you say an to wwho

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oh good. yoU're still alive!

a course i am

wwhy wwould you think i wwas dead

i just took a nap

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((( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ))

((Figured I'd let my few followers know where I'll be. Not sticking around here long, not much is happening. I'll be splitting my time between here and my personification of pride blog. *serious difference* Feel free to pester that character as well as CA. Honestly. Both ask boxes are often quite empty and Pride is a multi-fandom blog. -Mod out))

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==>System Reboot

Programs restarting... System updating... Information processing... Run program: 'reawaken_c_a' Run program: 'wake_up' Awaken? Y/N Yes hello is anyone there

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((I'm off to my other blog- wish me luck!))

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(( ⊙▽⊙ ))

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==> Become a king!

That anon's magic has created things beyond your wildest dreams--- and it's beautiful. An underwater city of angels for you to rule! Of course, not those barely troll ones from LOWAA, no, these are REAL angels! And your royal court! The splenders of it all! With two queens- you honestly couldn't pick between your new and old love- at your side; loyal, and faceless, knights to keep order and do your bidding; a rather amusing- and homicidally inclined- fool; your friends from Sburb/Sgrub as proper nobility. Heck, even your new friends are nobels too! It's a pipe dream that will only last three days, but you intend to make the most of it. It's your perfect world, one that will never be true. The knight at your side reminds your of that. That your normal form won't last long, and then you're back to being an addict- back to a slave of tha alphas. Aequora, who has a proper form again, has never once shut up about this doing more harm than good, and no matter what you say the knight will NOT be silenced.... Well... Not until you mentioned the Feferi he used to love, and then he quieted down once you added her to this dream world. ==> But what of your friends? They aren't really part of this, are they? Not really, not unless they come visit you. Then they'll take the place of their counter-parts. Everything is going to be perfect.

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Magic Anon: If it's alright by you, of course, I would like to use a bit of anon magic and make you into a King! Of a large underwater city (think Rapture) full of whatever creature you wish to rule over~ You can chose whoever you'd like to be your Queen, knight, court, jester, whatever the hell you want. But this only lasts for three days. And then everything is gone and you just have the memories~

youre serious

anon id kiss you

you knoww wwhat

==> Just kiss this anon because they are the greatest anon ever

(( I'm typing a full post on this later))

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Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?

the wwhat

is this some earth band

wwhy wwould i care

((Anon I think you are lost.))

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askthecandyaddict started following you

You’re the last one for today, it appears.

Time to do the run down.

I’m Karkat Serket.

What’s your name?

Do you even have a name?

What a8out a nickname?

What’s your eyecolor?

Do you like hyenas?

Would you ever kill a moose with a car?

I have no idea what I’m saying anymore.

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eridan ampora

really kar

wwhy wwouldnt i havve a name

a friend a mine has taken to callin me mori

twwo eye colors vviolet an green

thats a long story

an wwhat on alternia is a hyena

i dont like how it sounds though

same for the moose thin

an i agree

this is utter nonsense

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Did you know you can actually drown a seadweller?

Here’s how:

Take away their a8ility  to use their gills.

Find the nearest source of water.

Hold their head under water until they run out of air. 

The end, 8ut if you want to just torture then 8ring their head up 8efore they run out of out, allow them to regain their 8reath, start from step 3 again! 

Good luck! 　

[neverendingpuzzlemurders]

KEEPING THIS IN MIND.

IT MIGHT BE uSEFuL THIS WEEK.

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hahahaha

oh you simple minded landdwwellers

this wwould be a lot more funny if it wwerent so sad

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headcanon: think glasses are sexy

((pfft HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFECT.I'M KEEPING THIS ONE, THANK YOU ANON. And I just realized everyone in CA's quadrants has glasses...))

wwhat

howw

are you stalkin my quadrants or somethin

[excellent-detective-work-deacti]

Your headcanons about me in my ask box

[inoriotome]

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((Lust. :I [I bet you can tell which muse wanted me to say that~]))

((Oh you (~e u e)~))

coats

long coats wwith amazin coat tails

doesnt matter wwho wears it

that kind a coat wwould make evven eq the most attractivve troll on alternia

wwhat

nevversaid it had to be physical features

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wrath?

this

i could go into a wwhole rant wwith this

the wwhole cross dress in march idea my alternates get

i can NOT fathom WWHY they wwould degrade themselvves so

there is not a wword yet invvented that describes just howw much i utterly LOATHE that perigee