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((I know I haven't been on here, like... at all... this quarter is keeping me pretty busy and I just haven't had much motivation to go on this blog at all. But if this fandom isn't dead yet and you guys still care, I'll try to make an effort to be K3UR19 some more.))
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RULES: your NAME should be set as what you do AND your serial number! your ACRONYM is the first four digits of your serial number OR A NICKNAME! have fun!
HELLO BARISTA UNIT 4307-19513-943221. OR K3UR19. WHICHEVER YOU PREFER. YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY TALENTED AT DRAWING. ER. THAT'S. NOT WHY I AM HERE. I AM AN OCTAN DELIVERY UNIT. I CAN DELIVER ANY PACKAGE TO ANYONE. THE ONLY THING I CANNOT DELIVER IS PACKAGES THAT TICK. SO. DO YOU HAVE ANY PACKAGES THAT NEED DELIVERING?
HOW ABOUT PACKAGES THAT BUZZ? I WOULD LIKE TO DELIVER THIS TO 3901 BUT HE WILL NOT SPEAK WITH ME AT THE MOMENT.
We know you like Bad Cop, but how do you feel about Good Cop? They like coffee a lot too.
U-UH, GOOD COP YOU SAY? I... SUPPOSE THEY ARE ALRIGHT, THOUGH THEY DO NOT ENJOY COFFEE AS MUCH AS BAD COP SO I DO NOT SEE THEM AS OFTEN.
OH DEAR, I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN BREWING DECAF BY ACCIDENT. I AM AFRAID I MUST TAKE A BREAK FOR NOW. HOPEFULLY I WILL SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW...
Your eyes make you look unhappy. MAKE YOUR EYES LOOK HAPPY LIKE SERIOUSLY.
IS THIS HAPPY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
IS IT
HAPPY
ENOUGH?
STAY OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE, 4307-19513-943221, YOU ARE SCARING CITIZENS. YOU ARE HARMING OUR BOSS’S REPUTATION. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
PLUS YOUR COFFEE IS GARBAGE.
FIRST OF ALL, 3901, I AM THE BOSS’S FAVORITE. HE LOVES ME THE MOST. HE WOULD NEVER BE ASHAMED OF ME.
SECOND, MY COFFEE IS FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY OIL CAN DRINK THAT YOU COULD MAKE. THAT BARISTA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO EVEN COMES CLOSE TO MY LEVEL OF COFFEE MAKING. AND HE DOES NOT WORK FOR OCTAN, SO HE IS IRRELEVANT.
THIRD, YOU THINK YOUR GLASSES MAKE YOU COOLER THAN YOU ARE AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS DUMB. BRIGHT ORANGE? PLEASE. YOU ARE TRYING WAY TOO HARD.
I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR WORDS, COFFEE BOT. AND ALSO DEMONSTRATE UNEQUIVOCALLY THAT LORD BUSIN——OH LORD BUSINESS HELLO IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH?
Yes.
You two can stop givING ME A HEADACHE WITH YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING.
3901, you’re not obsolete. In fact, you’re more technologically advanced and special than you’ll probably ever KNOW.
4307, your coffee is fantastic and you help me get through every hour of every day.
You’re BOTH wonderfully crafted, impeccably programmed, and well-designed robots….I should know. I crafted, programmed and designed you.
But I swear by the Man Upstairs that if you two bicker loud enough for me to hear you ONE MORE TIME you’re BOTH getting a time out via temporary shut down.
IS THAT PERFECTLY CLEAR?
I……A……UM….YES. UNDERSTOOD, LORD BUSINESS. ER, A-ADJUSTING PROTOCOLS TO ENSURE INCIDENT DOES NOT OCCUR AGAIN. I…SHALL RETURN TO MY POST.
...FINE. AND IF YOU NEED SOMETHING FOR YOUR HEADACHE, I HAVE YOUR FAVORITE BLEND ALREADY BREWING, SIR.
w ow that's a lot of coffee, that's amazing! I didn't know there were that many flavors.. what are some you recommend~?
FOR THE AMATEUR COFFEE CONNOISSEUR, I WOULD SUGGEST SOMETHING SWEET, SUCH AS THE CARAMEL VANILLA CREAM BLEND.
OR, IF YOU ARE FEELING MORE DARING, PERHAPS THE ESPRESSO BLEND EXTRA BOLD.
w ow you can ignore that thing I sent last night, was it last night? I don't know, but just ignore it;; I need coffee. HOW MANY FLAVORS CAN YOU MAKE, HMM??
OH, YOU MEAN THIS?
I DO APOLOGIZE FOR NOT GETTING TO IT SOONER, BUT OF COURSE I CAN GET YOU SOME COFFEE. I CAN MAKE ANY FLAVOR YOU DESIRE... WHICH IS ABOUT 200 DIFFERENT FLAVORS.
So I guess I'm having some competition. Am I getting fired?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU ARE, LARRY THE BARISTA. I AM ASSUMING YOU DO NOT WORK FOR OCTAN, IN WHICH CASE WE ARE NOT COMPETITION. I DO NOT KNOW IF YOU ARE GETTING FIRED, FOR THAT IS UP TO OUR BOSS.
I DO NOT BELIEVE HE WOULD CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT COMMONER'S COFFEE THOUGH.
Your eyes make you look unhappy. MAKE YOUR EYES LOOK HAPPY LIKE SERIOUSLY.
IS THIS HAPPY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
IS IT
HAPPY
ENOUGH?
STAY OUT OF THE PUBLIC EYE, 4307-19513-943221, YOU ARE SCARING CITIZENS. YOU ARE HARMING OUR BOSS’S REPUTATION. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.
PLUS YOUR COFFEE IS GARBAGE.
FIRST OF ALL, 3901, I AM THE BOSS’S FAVORITE. HE LOVES ME THE MOST. HE WOULD NEVER BE ASHAMED OF ME.
SECOND, MY COFFEE IS FAR SUPERIOR TO ANY OIL CAN DRINK THAT YOU COULD MAKE. THAT BARISTA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO EVEN COMES CLOSE TO MY LEVEL OF COFFEE MAKING. AND HE DOES NOT WORK FOR OCTAN, SO HE IS IRRELEVANT.
THIRD, YOU THINK YOUR GLASSES MAKE YOU COOLER THAN YOU ARE AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS DUMB. BRIGHT ORANGE? PLEASE. YOU ARE TRYING WAY TOO HARD.
Your eyes make you look unhappy. MAKE YOUR EYES LOOK HAPPY LIKE SERIOUSLY.
IS THIS HAPPY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
IS IT
HAPPY
ENOUGH?
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?
YOU ARE LOOKING RATHER… FLESHY… MY DEAR FRIEND.
DO NOT FRET, MY DEAR EGG. THIS /IMPOSTER/ IS SIMPLY SO ENAMORED WITH MY COFFEE MAKING SKILLS THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE ME. PFFT. HUMANS.
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?
((ooc: sorry if I seem a bit absent, it's finals week right now so I have to draw things that aren't lego robots. I'll try to do some responses this week if I can. luckily my spring break is in 10 days so then I will have all the time to draw gay lego robots!!!))
Reblog if you're a LEGO Movie RP blog, or interested in playing with a LEGO movie characer!
"Namely, ME!"
I would be greatly excited to RP as Emmet, Benny, or Bad/Good Cop UwU…
I saw this meme pop up on my dash and felt obligated to make with K3UR19 and 3901.
[Original drawing of K3UR19 by this artist]
I DO NOT SEE HOW THIS SHIRT WOULD IMPROVE ANYTHING. THOUGH IT IS A NEAT IDEA, I SUPPOSE.
I DO NOT APPROVE OF THE LACK OF DISTANCE BETWEEN OUR METAL EXTERIORS.
OH, COME ON 3901. I AM NOT THAT BAD. I ONLY SMELL OF COFFEE, WHICH IS A POSITIVE.
