Ask Vex

Ask blog for Vex from Sackboy: A Big Adventure • lol never done one of these before rip • will take any questions but WILL NOT sexualise in any way - keep it PG, folks! (occasional swearing though) • totally not @captainshadowshifter... nope not Shadow at all... course not

[askthedastardlyvex]

Hello hi, Shadow here!

I know this blog has been inactive for like six months a while and I have a LOT of asks piled up... I've been dealing with a lot. I still see the notes pop up every so often, and it makes me happy to see it.

I just wanted to give an update that I'll be returning to this blog at some point in the future for sure, but right now it's not my top priority.

In the meantime, I still have occasional content on my main, and the discord server is a good place to see some of my - and, more to the point, others' - original content too!

[official-littlebigplanet-comics]

Reminder that,

Vex is illiterate... 😔

[askthedastardlyvex]

Excuse me this is slander now get in the bloody Tubsw Tavrer

[askthedastardlyvex]

Ey Vex, I like ya cut g

[ask-theuproar]

"Hey! How DARE you hurt my Master! I'll kick your ass!"

[askthedastardlyvex]

I'll give you permission to wear the frog crocs if you put spikes on them to kick this bitch.

[askthedastardlyvex]

Ey Vex, I like ya cut g

[ask-theuproar]

How's it like working for Vex

"It's so much FUN! I can do whatever I want, and the only rule is to obey Vex!

I'm helping him gather materials for the Topsy Turver 2.0! Hahaha, it's gonna be amazing!

Sure he does get a little bit.... mad... at me sometimes..."

[askthedastardlyvex]

OI! What have I told you about keeping my plans secret, Sackers?!?

[ask-theuproar]

hey sackboy do you want a chocolate chip cookie :D no raisins here totally

"Cookie? Yesyesyesyes!

Wait, is this a trick? Are there actually raisins?

NO! I accept cookies from Vex and Vex only!"

[askthedastardlyvex]

No cookies for you until you organise my Britney CD's.

[crackshippingwins]

Yooooo Scarlet reckon you could still stomp Vex into the ground?

HOW I WISH

Maybe if he was just a bit smaller I'd be able to

Afraid my Vex stomping days are a bit behind me, now.

...

I know what you're gonna say, I'm not THAT old! -Scarlet

(How I wish she could, too

It'd be nice venga... A learning experience. -N.A.O.M.I.)

[askthedastardlyvex]

*sizeshifts even bigger*

I like that knowledge (=w=)

[crackshippingwins]

Eat a shoebox, Vex. -Scarlet

[askthedastardlyvex]

I did and it was delicious

[crackshippingwins]

Yooooo Scarlet reckon you could still stomp Vex into the ground?

HOW I WISH

Maybe if he was just a bit smaller I'd be able to

Afraid my Vex stomping days are a bit behind me, now.

...

I know what you're gonna say, I'm not THAT old! -Scarlet

(How I wish she could, too

It'd be nice venga... A learning experience. -N.A.O.M.I.)

[askthedastardlyvex]

*sizeshifts even bigger*

I like that knowledge (=w=)

[askthedastardlyvex]

Can i call you "brother" please

Go ahead?

[askthedastardlyvex]

A little late, but if you want some Christmas Horror, you could always read up on Krampus.

You...

... Expect me to read? Pfft!

OH!

Puppy~

[askthedastardlyvex]

Excuse me SIR.........WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING?????????

Why thank you for saying that!

After all, I'm not all this for nothing!

[askthedastardlyvex]

Hey Vex what are you been doing?

Oh, you know...

Evil plans.

[askthedastardlyvex]

Have you ever visited to a strange planet called Bunkum?

Nah, never really felt like it. I've heard some stuff. Besides--

I don't really fancy a territorial battle against another "villain"...

I mean, obviously I'd win, it'd be no fun...

Yeah that's right, you can have Bunkum all to yourself, yesh you can~~

[askthedastardlyvex]

Hey Vex, are YOU better at scaring people than Dr Jonathan Crane known as The Scarecrow?

Me? Than THIS clown?? PAH!

Of course I am! I'm the god of nightmares, master of the uproar, bringer of chaos and life of the party!!

It's VEXY, bi--

Remember your rating, dude.

[Yeah he absolutely would be if he wasn't confined by that rating - also I apologise if I drew Scarecrow wrong, I've never drawn him before!]

[askthedastardlyvex]

Pretty sure you gonna steal Christmas from everybody

Christmas? What's that?

What is all this stuff?? Where's the terror? The horror??

Christmas is a holiday where you get presents and everyone's festive and it's

~☆magic☆~

Yeah, f*ck that. Keep it, don't want it.

[askthedastardlyvex]

I wondered if Vex was an Cat?

That's PREPOSTEROUS.

Why would you possibly think that?

Outrageous.

[Bonus because he actually is very much a cat:]

[askthedastardlyvex]

I’m tellin ya, mer au bc why not

Really.

Well, I suppose if I must...

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... I actually quite like this~~~