Gays At The Museum

Ask the exhibits whatever you want (you can ask them to answer either drunk, sober, or both). Admin is Nick Daley but all the exhibits, (NYC, London, and Smithsonian have access). Larry, Don, Erica, Gus, Cecil, Reginald, Rebecca, Tilly, and McPhee have access too. (icon & header made by me).

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Nick here! We have a new shipment so you can ask our new shipments questions too! New shipments: Vlad the Impaler, Joan of Arc, Nikolai Akim Sidorenko XIII/Akim for short (Soviet Soldier--oc), Naudar the Fierce (Persian warrior--oc), Ichtaca Cuateco (Mayan--oc), Lysandra Angelos (Greek warrior--oc), Edgar Allan Poe, Bessie Coleman, William Shakespeare, Mary Shelley, Elvis Presley, the Wright brothers, Marsha P Johnson, Sylvia Rivera, Harriet Tubman, Elsa Schiaparelli. I hope you guys enjoy hearing from the new exhibits!

(We also have some pirate miniatures and but the only one who agreed to answer questions was Ching Shih).

NOTE FROM REAL ADMIN: Please keep aware that there are exhibits I don't like and I will portray them in a certain way. And if you don't like that, then this blog isn't for you.

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William Shakespeare vs EAP who wins in an arm wrestling match

Shakespeare: We has't nev'r done such a thing because t wouldst beest far too catastrophic.

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EAP please tell me what the heck “The Raven” means

Edgar Allan Poe: Well, it was supposed to be a tail of grief and remembrance.

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Al do you know that Napoleon kissed a guy and even said to his wife that if Alexander (the guy he kissed) was a woman he would be his mistress

Al: No, I didn't know about that.

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Hey Jed and Octavius! Y'all have rode in a RC car and a RC plane, right? Well, have y'all been on a RC boat before?

Jed: I can't say we have.

Octavius: We've never been on one, but it sounds like it would be enjoyable.

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aha same (non-caps) anon back just seconds later- glasses suck. i've had them since july of last year, but i've already grown... annoyed of them. i mean, sure, they'll help my vision improve as oppose to deteriorate (my eye nerves are healthy, it's just my... vision in general), but there's always something on the lens. and they already have a few scratches, too! bloody furious; but hey, i look nice in 'em, so i can't complain. :)

Nick: I'm glad you look nice in them, anon. I don't really know what it's like to have glasses, so sorry I can't relate to the issues you're having.

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*suddenly busts the door down.* WHAT'S UP, YOUR FAVOURITE NON-CAPS ANON IS BACK. (i believe i asked to borrow teddy's shotgun?) so, question for everyone here (note to admin, not literally everyone, dw); do any of you guys know the game... hm, not little nightmares, that one's already been asked... let's see... ah! super mario: bowser's fury??

Ahkmenrah: I'm not sure that any of us at the museum have heard of that one. We'll have to check it out sometime.

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Thank you guys for 100 followers!

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Quick question for Larry, on a scale of 1 to 10, how chaotic can the museum get at night?

Larry: On a scale of one to ten, I'd say eleven. You turn away for .5 seconds and so many chaotic things ensue.

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Hello everyone! Happy (late) Valentines Day! Just wanted to give Al and Ivan some chocolates since their my favorite characters! (Al, you can have Napoleons bag, he’s being an idiot as per usual-)

Al: I get Napoleon's? Hell yeah.

Ivan: thank you, anon!

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I have another challenge for Al and Ivan, whoever wins in arm reselling gets to slap Napoleon for being an idiot! Good luck to you guys!

Al: sounds like a plan to me.

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Hello everybody! Hope your all doing great. Quick question, since Valentine’s Day is only a few weeks away, how do you guys celebrate it?

Ahk: Well, we usually just all hang out together and play games. Sometimes, some people will just go on dates like I did with Akim last year.

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Since I assume Napoleon doesn’t like hugs (after my previous attempt) I AM DETERMINED TO BE THE FIRST PERSON HE HAS EVER HUGGED!! After all, it’s honor to hug such a powerful emperor! **Opens arms for the man**

Napoleon: ...

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Ahk, have you heard this version of Coffin Dance?

https://youtu.be/N5PWBEatqAQ

Ahk: No, I have not. Nicky actually showed me the original version and I'm excited to see what this version sounds like!

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Challenge for Kahmunrah, Napoleon, Al and Ivan. Play twister and whoever wins gets to be in charge of the others for 2 hours! And for me, 2 hours is better than nothing so I wish you all the best of luck!

Al: ...Well, we played.

Ivan: da.

Napoleon: ...

Al: And I think someone cheated some how...

Kah: I assure you I did not cheat! I'm just good at almost everything.

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Alright then! For Al, Napoleon and Ivan. Do you all like physical affection? If so! *opens arms for a hug* I’m gladly at your service for a hug!

Napoleon: *pulls a face*

Al: I don't...maybe...

Ivan: Da! Thank for you the hug, anon!

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napoleon, do you have a…. crush on anyone? *wink wink*

Napoleon: No, I do not.