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what are your opinions on the "official" art in The Ultimate Book Hugger's Guide?

Thank you for inquiry.

Forgive the unexpected hiatus. We hadn’t expected to be gone so long, but we were busy dealing with certain, private, matters during it. As for our opinions on the Book Hugger’s Guide art, we appreciate the effort, however inaccurate it may be. It’s nice that someone took the time to try and convey our image to say the least.

—Sincerely, The Fairy Council.

surely I can use Tangerina's hair and room for honey coated pancakes

Ahem,

Why on earth would you do that?

—Yours truly, Tangerina

then can I use skylene's hair to dissolve some powdered milk for cereal?

Ah,

Please don’t.

—Thank you, Skylene Lavenders.

xanthous can I roast marshmallows on top of your head?

Respectfully,

Absolutely not.

—Sincerely, Xanthous Hayfield.

You poor souls, having to deal with people asking you about personal things like relationships and proposals. Instead of an ask, I’m going to do an appreciation post for you all. You deserve it for putting up with all this. Shoutout to you guys for having an incredible amount of patience with random people.

Sincerely your pal, Cyrus.

P.S. Xanthous say hi to Fotiá for me. Hope he’s doing well :)

We appreciate your kindness,

While this typically would be a post that receives an answer from the entirety of the council, many of them are far too busy right now. Of course, this relationship discord was to be expected, luckily for me it’s not something I have to deal with as much so far, though I know eventually to it I will acquiesce. Though for now things go well. Fotià is in very high spirits and has received many gifts and much praise from the residents of the academy. Elrik also says hello.

—Sincerely, Xanthous Hayfield.

emerelda, skylene and tangerina are dense and gay. set them up on a date or something please

Good day,

Ah, where is this suddenly coming from? They’ve always had feelings, but where’s the sudden pressure for the dating coming from?

—Sincerely, Acting Head Emeralda Stone.

you can fix that by confessing to her! it's gonna make her happyyy

I appreciate it,

I don’t think I will, though. Not now if it’s really true. I wish I could say for sure, but maybe I could set up a date for us if I knew.

—Thank you, Skylene Lavenders.

Skylene, Tangerina likes you. Please shoot your shot

I appreciate it,

I don’t think now is the time. She seems very…frustrated. That, and, as much as I appreciate the idea of her wanting to date me, of all people, but maybe I would wait until she said it herself.

—Thank you, Skylene Lavenders.

can tangerina and skylene just kiss and be done with it. i can’t take this anymore

Ahem,

There will be no kissing, no affections, or anything of the sort. This is a professional environment with professional people who interact professionally. No romanticism involved.

—Yours Truly, Tangerina.

Xanthous, do cats like you a lot??? :00

I appreciate you taking the time to ask,

Onto the question, yes. They are in fact quite fond of me, and I have the same affinity for them. I’m not high energy enough for a dog, after all. A companion that would merely sit beside me on the desk, choosing to follow what it finds interesting in the meantime as I do what work is required of me is one I find preferable.

—Sincerely, Xanthous Hayfield.

TANGERINA'S GAY FOR SKYLENE~

I see,

Ah, it suddenly makes more sense why she refuses to let me see the letters. I practically had to wrestle this one out of her hand. As cute as the idea is, I’m certain I’m completely out of her league. She’s very beautiful and her snark is admirable. I wish I had half her wit.

—Thank you, Skylene Lavenders.

🐝❤️🌊 (hehehe)

Ahem,

Come now! Don’t be ridiculous. We’re just good friends. Friends. Now, go on and don’t worry about us! Go now!

—Yours Truly, Tangerina.

🤺

Good day,

With kindest regards, we have absolutely no idea what you’re requesting. The fairy council would not condone dueling with anyone.

—Sincerely, Acting Head, Emeralda Stone.

tangerina… you said your heart is with someone else in a previous post… is that someone skylene?? i won’t tell i promise

Ahem,

Of course not! She’s lovely and kind and sweet and considerate of others. She’s very beautiful and smart and I admire her, but being with her is unprofessional and people would talk and it would be a PR nightmare…and I’m not even sure if she would feel the same…

—Yours Truly, Tangerina.

two rejections in a row? god. So, Rosette! How about you marry me? I'm a really good listener who's into flowers too!!

How Adorable!

As much as I appreciate you sweetie, I can’t. I’m more than happy for you to come to the garden to chat! I’ll even get some sweets and a bouquet of lovely flowers for you if you like!

—Always yours, Rosette.

aww. Well, how about Skylene? Someone is a bit too shy to ask first, so I'll beat her to it. marry me pleasee 💍

I appreciate it,

That in mind, I don’t think I will. I adore your sweet words, However I’m sure you’re far too young for me. I find your words sweet regardless. I’m certain you’ll find someone who cares much for you very soon.

—Thank you, Skylene Lavenders.

opinion on a person I know who ships tangerina and xanthous together

Ahem,

respectfully, not only is he taken, but gay. I’ve heard of people thinking him romantically involved with everyone on the council at least once and I know none of us care in the slightest for such comments. I don’t even think I’ll mention this to him, lest he go back to the underworld and never come back up.

—Yours Truly, Tangerina.

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