"So, I just went out to get my mail..."

An ask blog for everyone's favorite Floridian fuck, Noah Maxwell.

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lol fuck that rosner guy am i right

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astrology asks!!

pisces: do you have strange dreams?

aquarius: do you consider yourself to be rebellious and why?

capricorn: what did you want to be when you were a kid?

sagittarius: do you enjoy travelling?

scorpio: what’s your latest obsession?

libra: what’s your fashion sense like?

virgo: what is your biggest pet peeve?

leo: what was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning?

cancer: what was the last movie that made you cry?

gemini: do you make friends easily?

taurus: what’s your favourite comfort food?

aries: what was the last argument that you won?

sun: describe yourself in 3 words.

moon: what does your room look like?

rising: what do you like the most about the way you look?

mercury: what languages do you speak?

venus: what is your type?

mars: what is sex with you like?

jupiter: share some good news you’ve received lately!

saturn: what makes you feel safe?

uranus: do you have any tattoos or piercings?

neptune: have you ever had a paranormal experience?

pluto: worst way to die?

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Send me asks:)

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☀️🌙✨ tarot questions ✨🌙☀️

the fool: do you have any nicknames? the magician: have you ever written a poem or song about somebody else? the high priestess: what is your dream date? the empress: do you think you will ever get married? the emperor: what are some names that you like? the hierophant: do you believe in ghosts? the lovers: do you have a crush? the chariot: thoughts on astrology? strength: what is your dream occupation?  the hermit: what is your favorite soda pop? wheel of fortune: first three songs that come on shuffle? justice: favorite color of rose? the hanged man: favorite movie soundtrack? death: what are three things you want to do before you die? temperance: can you describe a strange dream you’ve had? the devil: do you enjoy thunderstorms? the tower: favorite colors to wear? the star: have you ever seen a psychic? the moon: have you ever written a love letter? the sun: do you believe in magic? judgement: do you enjoy school? the world: do you like waking up early?

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what's with the bandage?

Wanted to cover the scar. Nothin’ more.

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I'm a permanent installation, babe! ;) -Pat

We’re at babe already, Pat?Well. S’not like you aren’t a presence on my blog- wonder if you’d make your own someday. Stop hoggin’ the limelight, yaknow.

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Also- hah. Hundreth post is this one here. How fitting that I get back into the swing of things.

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Tada. Gonna be answering with images again. Glad you’re gonna see more of this mug.

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So hard, so sad. Unfortunate. How have we been, dear? Any updates from your own personal circle of hell? -Pat <3

God, you should be on the blog. You’re always showin’ up.S’been quiet. Turns out my camera was broken- lost it one day in my house. Wonder why Firebrand didn’t tell me. But now I found it, so- I’ll try to get it up n’ runnin’.

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Finding good ask game things is hard. It’s hard and nobody understands.

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Can’t wait ‘till Tumblr deletes my blog and I’m finally free from one of the circles of Hell that I’m in.

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OKAY IM DONE BEING A BITCH FOR NOW. WHAT ABOUT GRAY

Gray: What pet would you want to have?

Setting aside the fact that I can’t reliably care for any living thing, I’d want a cat. Maybe a fluffy one.

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YOU ARE NO FUN. THIS IS WHY YOUR DEAD COUSIN IS BETTER >:}

You shut the fuck up.

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Azure for the color ask meme...?

Why is every single color ask I get about murder or regret. Aren’t there any other goddamn colors?

Azure: What do you regret?

Every goddamn thing in my life from 9 or so years ago to now.

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HEY MAXWELL WHAT ABOUT GOLD

Why the fuck are you here!

Gold: Where would you hide a body?

Nowhere, ‘cause I wouldn’t murder anybody!

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okay okay so. why is it ‘floridian’ and not ‘floridan’ if it’s ‘florida’ and not ‘floridia’?

One word: Canada.

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The question wasn't 'easiest,' dear, it was which one you'd like to murder somebody with the most Aesthetically. Mine is piano. ~Pat

What if I like ease of use, Pat, have you ever thought about that? Violin.

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maaauve? ~pat

Mauve: Musical instrument to kill with?

Uhh. I guess flute or clarinet would be easiest. I’d be impressed by a tuba kill.