Fighting Some Flowers

Ask blog for a couple of Mook boyfriends. Watch them try to figure out the plants of Earth. Inbox count: 24 (open)

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//kicks down door//

hi so i still exist

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((Wanna apologize for lack of activity. But as mentioned before, my hand hasn’t been doing well. Pretty much all my blogs are on hiatus until I rest up enough, but I’ll probably be coming back to this one first. We’ll see,))

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Not gonna lie dude, this... Sounds like a typical ‘I wanna seem cool to you guys’ story.

Uh, yeah... I mean, who takes over planets these days?

Like I said, you don’t have to believe me. But it’s not gonna stop me.

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((next post is gonna be a major plot post, but my hand is wearing out and i’mmm about to crash soooo it’ll have to w ait))

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Wh-Wha? N-No, I-That’s not-

How in the world do you know?

It’s a little thing called Telepathy, my friend! That memory popped up in your head, and I was able to see it!

So. you crashed your ship and got caught. Geez, that’s not just careless, that’s downright AMATEUR. 

First you smuggle just a single flower, and then you actually crash your ship trying to transport it! What in the world makes you think you can save your planet like that?

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And even if I did, I still would’ve smuggled it,

What!? Why in the world would you smuggle a plant if you don’t know what it is?

You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.

Try me.

...

I’m trying to save my home planet.

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Oh yeah, and we don’t really have the structure of gender some species have? So I kind of switch between calling each of my parents mom or dad.

We’re pretty lax in terms of relations with other planets, and don’t have much of a military system...

(Probably explains why that sort of thing would happen...)

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Man, those binds really hurt my wrists... A-Anyway, who are you guys?

My name’s Mon.

I’m Sinch! This here’s Azora. 

So is it true? You’re in for smuggling a plant?

Y-Yeah... What’s wrong with that? Don’t you know there are laws regulating what plants can and can’t be exchanged between planets?

Well, it’s actually just funny you got in here for a single plant, rather than a bunch. Don’t smugglers usually do it in bulk?

I’m not a smuggler!!

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Spider guy from the last post. Don’t have any plans for him, so I gave him to @dragons-noose-hotel!!

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Warden: ... What? Did you really think I would stick a petty smuggler in with somebody wanted in five planets? Pfft.

Mon: It’s not funny.

Warden: Then why am I laughing?

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What do zorti even eat that requires a mouth like that?

Warden: You’ll have plenty of time to chat there.

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My art trade with @askshinyambipom

Mon is precious

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because somebody (coughmottiecough) decided to make it so the inbox now had 30 freaking asks, it’s now been closed,,,

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yo dude, you okay? your face is looking a little... off there.

Mon: ALL ZORTI LOOK LIKE THIS. GET USED TO IT.

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Warden: Well, I’m sure we have a place for them somewhere...

[ Toppsy and Turvy are currently not available ] [ The Warden and Mon are now available ]

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Turvy: Granted, her name was the feminine spelling, Turvette.

Turvy: I don’t feel too bad about what my father did. I’ve heard similar stories from others. Sometimes a spouse just can’t handle the grief.

Turvy: It would be nice to know who he is, though...

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Toppsy: Turvy, what are you…

Turvy: Guidelines state that if one finds a fellow soldier experiencing emotional distress, they should do all they can to calm them down. Does this help?

Toppsy: …

Toppsy: A lot, actually…