uwu culture

21 | they

[todayilearnedposts]

TIL that a New York University study found that people with easier-to-pronounce names have higher-status positions at work.

[derogatoryemployed]

[relishboi]

cashier: that’ll be 18 bucks please! me: alright! do you accept credit? cashier: no me: ok… i have cash cashier: we dont accept cash either me: ……… cashier: get out me:

[ruinedchildhood]

[buckybarnes-xyou]

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

[mossdeep-archive]

hey with june around the corner i want everyone to… keep an eye out for pride posts that exclude lesbians specifically. don’t reblog them. just because your identity is in the post, if op excludes the first acronym in LGBT it does not reflect the community. you include the whole acronym or you don’t make the post at all. excluding lesbians shouldn’t be tolerated and if i see that shit on my dash i won’t tolerate it either.

[mossdeep-archive]

like… this is the kinda shit i’m talking about. it makes my blood boil.

[lovealotsmoved]

i rly like this post but i noticed flag discourse being brought up a lot (not by op but in the notes) and its kinda bothering me because people will exclude lesbians even if flags aren’t being used. like i see a lot of pride pins w/ the identities plainly written out and lesbians still arent included. like this isnt an accident, or something that just happens because of flag discourse. its deliberate 

[elasticitymudflap]

Visit Original Link

[jolyene]

i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

[TO THE TUNE OF “PON PON PON - Kyary Pamyu Pamyu”] (Music fades in) Tabun sonnan ja dame desho Oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea Mr Krabs oh yea oh yea Mr Krabs Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Krab Krab AHH AHH AHH Krab Krab AHH Krab AHH Krab Krab Oh yea Mr Krabs (Music slowly fades out)

[not-kaiva]

I don’t know what you would call that scream, but a simple “AHH” does not cover it.

[rosewashere1]

I’m weak y'all istg

[sexycraisinthanos]

I played this and my dog started barking at the computer

[fiightingdreamers]

da share z0ne told this guy to shut the fuck up once and its been 11 months and he’s still melting down about it lol

[bookcub]

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

[antique-scarecrow]

very good content

[draconic-cuddles]

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

[fairyofsomething]

Ah, some gold!

[glixbitch]

Omfg, a goldmine

[chaoticgouda]

@estheticallypleased

[evilyaoii]

[retrojezter]

[faebeebaby-deactivated20200509]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

[iceninek1lls]

.

[bookcub]

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

[antique-scarecrow]

very good content

[draconic-cuddles]

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

[fairyofsomething]

Ah, some gold!

[glixbitch]

Omfg, a goldmine

[chaoticgouda]

@estheticallypleased

[evilyaoii]

[retrojezter]

[faebeebaby-deactivated20200509]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

[iceninek1lls]

.

[bisexualwario]

ryan reynolds retweeted what appears to be a youtube link to detective pikachu in its entirety

[f1esbian]

[ask--glados]

Visit Original Link

[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[hotvampireadjacent]

JG WENTWORTHH?

[just-bisexual-responses]

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED. RATS. NOW.

[elliewilliams]

my favorite thing in the entire world is when griffin shrunk trash hulk down to size 0.00000001 how justin screams “NOOOOOOOOOOOO” at ridiculous level but his audio is super faded and clipping so all you hear is the equivalent of someone screaming in another room

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[era-eclipsed-deactivated2019072]

Pleass

[woodlandelk]

*needs this*

[ask-hopemercury-deactivated2020]

Come on, spicy boi!!

[lena-zorel]

What tHe FUCK DOES THIS MEAN???

[unlimitedmordredworks]

thanos during the final battle: god i love men.

[kanashiba]

The first gay MCU character is a nameless extra with dead husband pain played by Joe Russo

[sleepgrifter]

sffskdjfhjsdfkgksdfgkhlsdfg dsfkjghdfsjk jsjjj?????? skgfjhksdjfghjkdslnjdf jhdflgkjjdsklnlsdkdfnsl kjfdsghlkjdfsnsv fdsjg ksdfjgl djlkdjfhssdfhfjkghs sljhgfdlskjnfadljnldfkjghjadgdljksahdf dsakjghsdfjghkldfjshgksldfjg dfjkslghkdjfghjskdghjkadflfgkjsdlgf n jgfhsd fdj h

[fuckheadwitha]

The extremely rare 6th stage of grief.