Glommer's Blog

You picked my flower? Thank you! I'm a glommer, but you can call me Fluff, if you want. (Ask/rp blog for Fluff the glommer, the mob from Don't Starve. M!A: None) Selective, willing to rp with non-mutuals.

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drwickerbottom replied to your post:((((Glommer you are the best one. Fluff is fraqing...

((GLOMMER LIVES!!! *SQUEEZES THE FLUFF TIGHT* yes you really should dear!! ;u; <3 ))

((I would like to! The blog’s got a lot of support and it’s literally the only glommer blog that has ever lived... but then there’s the fact that I’m also a full time student at a quasi-ivy league university (Carnegie Mellon) taking the maximum number of credits allowed (though I learned my lesson and next semester I am taking one less than the maximum allowed), I’m doing a lot of extra outside work building my career as a video game designer, I’m in my university’s improv comedy troupe, I run two other blogs, which usually get preference since I enjoy one of them a lot more than this one, and the other one has like 2000 followers and I like feeling popular, and it’s just... it’s a lot. Maybe this summer I can try to kick activity back up again.))

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((((Glommer you are the best one. Fluff is fraqing adorable btw!)))

@drwickerbottom

((Oh thank you! I really need to get on this account more often...))

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Hi Glommer! What do you think of miss Wickerbottom when you follow her?

“She has a lot of books that are filled with words. I don’t know what they mean, but sometimes she reads to me and now I know all about stuff! Like how birds are real and that you can put seeds in the ground and they turn into plants! I’m so smart now!”

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my siblings got dst for us all but stopped playing with me for a while, so i’ve been playing on my own since i’m sick and need distractions and i’ve gotten so good with wigfrid that i can fight dst’s deerclops on my own (it has 4000 hp instead of base dont starve’s 2000)

that said im still scared shitless by it and it took like three in game days and six campfires just to see

bonus:

he’s her magestic little goober

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!!! <3

Send me a !!! and my muse will pay your muse a compliment.

Gasp! The Krampus almost couldn’t contain himself. A glommer!

“Where do I start? So cute, so innocent and kind and lovely.” He proclaimed, positively gushing over the creature. A glommer was, in his opinion, the most perfect thing in existence.

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<3 <3 <3

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This whomps.

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(M!A off) " Heey buddy! I see you also got a box of those treats!"

The glommer turned from the shark to the box that it had been admiring for the past several hours. It had been so happy to have a new possession that any thought of what it contained was pushed aside. “Is that what’s in it?” It looked closer at the box, wondering if there was some sign that this was true, but the box only had pictures of sticks and words that it couldn’t read. “I can’t eat things.”

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Oh? What's this? It seems somebody (or something) had left a multitude of extra-large boxes of Pocky right outside your camp! Some are chocolate-flavored and others are strawberry-flavored. Hopefully neither strawberry cream or milk-chocolate cream is poisonous for Glommer... Enjoy your free Pocky!

The glommer descended on the box with excitement, sprawling its tiny legs all over the surface of the box, feeling its new possession. It couldn’t open the box easily, and it sure didn’t have any way to eat them, but now it had another thing that belonged to it! How exciting!

It pushed the box over to its statue, next to its panpipes. The glommer looked from the panpipes to the mysterious box, its tiny heart beating quickly with glee.

Now it had two things! What a great day!

[pankekie]

“Why are you doing that?”

I started playing Don’t Starve recently and I fell in love with Glommer. This fluffy fly thing is just stinkin’ cute!…ˢᵃᵐᵉ ᵍᵒᵉˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵂᶦᶫˢᵒᶰ ʰᵃʰᵃᵃ

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The glommer sat at the edge of a pig village, watching a group of pigs and a group of spiders attack each other.

“Is this really what a wedding is? I pictured something happier.”

Glommers aren’t good with directions.

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Glommer with a Dragon costume.

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“Naughty and Nice”

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So, I once found a Glommer…but our pet Catcoon didn`t like it so much :(

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Glommer Headcanon

The glommer and the krampus are actually good friends. That’s why the krampus always attacks you if you kill the glommer: he’s avenging the death of his buddy.

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We don't really have a glommer one planned yet, but we really want a glommer plushie.

Kelly Graham, Klei Entertainment

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(askthecorruptedsurvivor) Lux sees Glommer, and instantly goes crazy. He proceeds to teleport around it, saying things like, "OH MY GOD WHAT?!" and, "IT'S SO CUTE!" And then Umbra steps in... and Lux immediately takes back control, fearing Umbra would kill Glommer and spawn Krampus. (so... wanna RP?) (it's a side blog so I did this)

The glommer spun around, trying to keep track of the human that kept disappearing and reappearing again. It had never seen anyone do that before. Was that normal? Or was this one broken? Did it just become a different person? Yes, this human was definitely broken. What did you do with broken humans? The glommer only promoted mental health; it didn’t know what to do about this one. “Are... you ok?”

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Dear Glommer, Windy Viola and Grace Chevaire are getting married and you are invited! The wedding will take place at 4 o'clock PM, Eastern time, On October 31st! The wedding will be in the forest clearing. You and a guest are invited and asked to wear your best Halloween costume! No RSVP required! We hope to see you there!

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“I don’t know how to read.”

The glommer looked around the landscape, though it was alone. “Hello? Can someone help me read this please? Is anyone there?”

The glommer descended, sitting on the invitation. “Someone will come.”

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@dark-comes-quickly

“Its when two people who love each other very, very, very, very much that they decide that they can’t live without each other .  So they go through some stuff and wear rings and they say that they love each other and that they can only love each other!”

“Oh...” The glommer considered what she said, trying to imagine what it would look like. Two lovers... going through some stuff... What did that mean? Did they go through a machine? A lake? Jump through hoops? What did any of that have to do with wearing rings? And why would that help them love each other? It assumed the humans had some sort of reason, and it wouldn’t judge them, though it was curious. “That sounds interesting. But why are they telling me about this?”