Peter Solarz
Show & Tell
Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
One Nice Bug Per Day
taylor price
JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
almost home
oozey mess
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Xuebing Du
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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@asktheirkeninvader
If you're a normal person, then why do you feel the need to affirm that so often? That doesn't ever come up in conversation for most of us.
IF you were all smart enough to seeeeee that Zim was a normal human worm child, he would not have to remind you that he was!So it’s your fault! Nyeh!
How's Keef been? You guys still friends?
DO NOT SAY THAT NAME!!!!
He can sense when you do…
What are you most afraid of?
Eh?? Even if Zim WAS afraid of anything, why would he tell you?? That's a breach in personal defenses! Whattaya take me for???
Want to make even BETTER fires?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT ZIM’S ARSON HAS NOT BEEN UP TO PAR??? TELL ZIM THE SECRETS OF IMPROVED FLAMMABILITY! TELL MEEEEE!!!
Zim does not CARE about what the Dib human does! I only care about his HORRIBLE COMING DEMISE AND THE DOOM OF HIS STINKING PLANET! Why don’t you ask his stupid giant headed self these questions instead of me??
HAVE YOU EVER MET VRISKA SERKET?
Who names a circuit board? That's stupid. Stupid stupid. YOU'RE stupid. Leave Zim! Who knows how contagious that level of dumb must be???
what was the greatest moment of your life so far?
Once I was the MASTERRR OF THE ENTIRE PLANET! Ah yeah, that sure was great. Had everyone doing everything I’d ever wanted. Mankind BOWED TO THE POWER OF ZIM!!!
The rest is kinda hazy to be honest. Like some kinda… “status quo-y loop dee doop” thingy. Dunno what happened there. Yet I can't help but feel Nick has something to do with it.
Ey, Zim! Got any crushes? :))
Crushiiiing??? Hmmm!
Why yes, anonymous human internet denizen, I sure do wish to crush anyone. Everyone actually! Yeah, the whooooole Earth crushed by Zim.I like this question. This question makes sense to me. GIVE ME MORE LIKE THIS!
Can I pet your dog?
"Pet my dog?"
AAAGH!! NO! GET AWAY FROM ZIIIIMMM!! GET AWAY WITH YOUR FILTHY HAAAANDS! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY THINGS! NEVER! NEVERRRRRR!!!
Why so green?
Why so UGLY???
How's the conquest of earth going?
Isn’t it obvious, feeble sphere creature? The Irken empire has already won! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha h-!!
PLAN “CONVINCE HUMAN KIND THEY ARE ALREADY ENSLAVED BY ZIM SO THEY SUBMIT TO ENSLAVEMENT” HAS FAILED!!! Ah well. PLAN TWOOOOO IS UNDERWAY!!!
I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to get one of these things! Finally a place where I can share my findings and maybe spark some actual intelligent conversation with other believers!
But there’s an ALIEN that lives right in my neighborhood, can you believe that?! He could fool everyone else, but I’m too smart for him! I can see RIGHT past that dumb disguise of his! Surely someone else believes me about this? Right? Right??
The Dib-smell speaks nothing but lies. Surely one of such MASSIVE head having can't know anything of what is normal! He's trying to slander Zim! Report this horrible pig-stink for Zim immediately! REPORT HIIIIIM!!!
Favorite earth movie?
You know the one with the hiiiideous plant monster that eats human worm flesh? Thaaaaaaaaat one...I think it's called "Tiny Nightmare Market of Doom" or some...thingy. What's important is that the STUPID EARTH VERMIN are outsmarted by some giant alien plant beast! And that's hilarious!! AH HA HA HAAA!
Why hello my fellow human pig stinks! I am Zim. And as a horrible puke monkey normal skool kid like the rest of you, I've made one of these "Toomblargh" things! Because I'm normal! Just like you! Eh heh heh..heh.
You should talk to me about normal things! Like uh... TV! And uh... Food! And the Earth's vital defenses and how to destroy them like the pitiful filth they are!!!... I mean, how about them videogames?? Eh? Eh??? Speak to Ziiiiiiiim...