Ask the IRL Lalondes

TT: How unfortunate. You seem to have taken an inadvertent misstep into the reeking, sodden swamp of snide commentary and thinly veiled resentment that is this askblog. Flee now, lest ye be consumed by the crocodiles of our familial dysfunction. TG: omg stop being so negatiev *negative what my teensy would be mother/ darling ecto-realtion is trying to say is thaks *thanks for coming to our askblog wed love to hear all your little coments *comments and stuff or idek whatever you feel like leaving us and well be sure to get back to you ok? ok *mwa* that was a kiss btw TT: Thank you so very much for that remarkable observation of my diminutive stature. I shall cherish it always. As my paradoxical parentdaughter suggested, inquire by all means. We are entirely willing to elucidate an answer to any query, no matter how eye-gougingly inane. - Rose & Roxy (Banner by the ah-mazing stripedpants.tumblr.com and Icon by hurrrg.tumblr.com)

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((Quick Notice.))

((As you may have already noticed, we've been having some activity issues. I don't know about Ali, but this blog is currently on hiatus until I iron out my finicky secondary education, along with some personal matters. Hopefully we'll be back in action by the spring. You can follow me and Ali at our personal blogs at welcometoinnsmouth and xneverconformx, if you so desire.

I hope to see you all fairly soon.

Best regards, Hayley.))

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I will be at Anime Boston the entire weekend. Friday: Rose Lalonde (grimdark) Saturday: Roxy Lalonde (standard) Sunday: Rose Lalonde (standard)* *I am terribly lazy. Come say hello, if you’re so inclined. I don’t bite.

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((I was going to blog tonight, but given what has just happened today in the city that I love, where I work and practically live, my heart just isn't in it. I'll be back tomorrow night, I promise. Thank you for bearing with us in the meantime.  - Hayley))

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Squiddly-Dee-Dee, Squiddly-Dee-Dum

TT: Why would I be in possession of something that I'm only familiar with for ironic purposes? TT: Never would I sincerely indulge in the antics of heavily anthropomorphized cartoon cephalopods with a friendship fixation. TT: Nor would I ever be in possession of any merchandise whatsoever, let alone plush representations of the aforementioned fictional invertebrates. TT: Nor would I own more than one. TT: Or five. TT: No, definitely not.

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Priorities, Priorities

TT: Um.

TT: Apple juice may not have been my top priority at the time.

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O Can-ada, Our Adoptive Home and Spaceborne Surrogate Residence

TT: Swimmingly, now that you mention it. TT: Construction of the Ham and Beans District is proceeding ahead of schedule, and the Corn Quarter is currently operating under a financial surplus.

TT: Although, we did experience a minor setback with the unfortunate destruction of the Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer Memorial Library. TT: The extinguishing of any flames from the great brazier of knowledge is always a tragedy. TT: But who are we to question acts of God or irate alien vampire?

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Are you guys (Together and separately) slowly getting away from Tumblr? seems like it

((Ali has been very busy with work, and I’ve been preoccupied with both my job and my writing (Ladystuck is a thing again, and I’ve been racking my brain for ideas). I’m still active on my personal, though I do intend to keep posting semi-regularly on this blog.Don’t worry. We’re not gone. -H.))

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TT: And then I inexplicably returned. TT: So sorry to disappoint those who had rejoiced in my vanishing, but it appears that rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. TT: If I might stoop to use of colloquialisms: TT: Come at me, bro.

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As promised here are the last two of the RoxyGamzee (WonkHonk) Shoot. They aren’t that Risque, we just felt like saving them :P The first one, I don’t know how I managed to make that face. I am the most awkward person ever and the whole shoot we kept giggling and rubbing jello on each other’s faces (We’re so mature and serious) I was impressed one turned out like that :P The second was a reaction of this image by HeyThereYoungDreamer on DeviantArt with permission <3 Her stuff is amazing, you should all go check it out.

But yes~! Enjoy. And expect more of this ship from us in the future <3

Roxy: xneverconformx.tumblr.com

Gamzee: minieggsplat.tumblr.com

Photograhy by:mono-eyed.tumblr.com

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((MY SHIPS))

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Finally the photos from the WonkHonk shoot that was done last month <3

I had so much fun doing this shoot, it’s one of my favourite Homestuck Pairings and minieggsplat.tumblr.com makes such an AMAZING Gamzee I was so excited when she agreed to do this shoot with me!!! We’re going to do another shoot with them this summer, can’t wait~

There are two more photos, one based off a fanart with permission from the artist, but they are a little more… Risque. Going to wait a little before posting them x`D Soon!!

Roxy: xneverconformx.tumblr.com // asktheirllalondes.tumblr.com

Gamzee: minieggsplat.tumblr.com

Photos by: mono-eyed.tumblr.com

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DoN’t wOrRy BaBy. It’Ll OnLy HuRt A bIt. :o) Roxy;; personal & ask blog Gamzee;; personal Photographer;; personal

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Preview for the RoxyGamzee (WonkHonk) shoot that was done last week <3 More coming soon~

Roxy: xneverconformx.tumblr.com // asktheirllalondes.tumblr.com

Gamzee: minieggsplat.tumblr.com

Photography by: mono-eyed.tumblr.com

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Ganime What What!

What up kiddos, who missed mama R~?

this is a post for all your lovely ladies and gents in the Ottawa Gatineau area~! Y'all better get your cute little butts to Ganime this weekend <3 

I'll be running the Homestuck panel of shennanigans and want to see all your shiney little faces

you know you wanna spend an hour with this face!!! YOU KNOW YOU DO

But no legit, I cant wait!! Doing a really ridiculous costume set on Saturday with my Jane, and then being John and Jade for Friday and Sunday. <3 <3 Hope to see a bunch of you there~

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LISTEN EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS xneverconformx

This is a friend of Ali’s and her tumblr, her facebook, her cosplay stuff- EVERYTHING HAS BEEN HACKED.

If you receieve a message from her, IT IS NOT HER. She CANNOT ACCESS ANYTHING.

Please pass this around!

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XNEVERCONFORMX IS HACKED

MY TUMBLR IS HACKED AND I CANT GET INTO IT. PLEASE DISREGARD ANYTHING THAT IS SENT FROM THAT ACCOUNT IT IS NO LONGER ME.

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Janey and I are off to the store for cookie ingredients~!!! Long overdue Christmas video is long overdue

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Janey is hereeeeeeee!! gurl and i are totes gonna be up and answerin all ur sweet as questions in a little so ask us shit and we'll get all over that like a fat kid on cake 8D

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The photo that was taken after the Masquerade this year at Otakuthon in which I won in the Master Division for my Corest <3 I really like  how the photo turned out

Cosplayer: xneverconformx