Flowery Bad Boy

professional purveyor of all things procrastinatory.

[kilosink]

They are asking (respectfully) to see your coin collection (no intentions of taking to add to their horde)

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[evilwizard]

keep your head up, fellow wizard! it’s incantation, not incanttation!

[evilwizard]

wait

[evilwizard]

hold on

[evilwizard]

wait

[thememedaddy]

[to-orrr]

here are some more cats 🍓

[kilncreatures]

teacup goose horse small size suitable for apartment living

[huariqueje]

Loon Gathering - Mia Bergeron , 2026.

American , b. 1979   -    

Coloured acrylic on flat panel , 6 x 6 in.

[skunkes]

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[vagabond-pinky]

Lestat immediately reaching for his phone when he woke up in his coffin was the most relatable moment of the show

[bringcal]

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

[edgar-allan-possum]

[number-one-toku-robot-lover]

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.

[evenlyevi]

Moonlight Dandelions (in color) - original bw ver!

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[vintage-tigre]