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Favorite song?

Human Kite: It’s stupid, I know

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Freckles are super cute Mysterion

Mysterion: *COUGH COUGH* anyways next question…

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Who's your favourite superhero? (To both mun and to the boys if possible! I don't mind if it's just mun or the boys)

Mod Marissa: I would have to choose either Black Widow or Spiderman

Mod Chili: Robin

Ask Box: CLOSED

Mod Marissa: Too many asks so we need to catch up

Mod Chili: Hi I have too many butts

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Mysterion: We got our own means of transportation.

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Can you Both flex for us?

Human Kite: Toolshed is pretty handy!

Mysterion: Yeah sure…

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Can you Both flex for us?

Human Kite: Toolshed is pretty handy!

Mysterion: Yeah sure…

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Why does mysterion have to be so stressed?

Mysterion: Kite, here I thought we were friends…

Human Kite: You’re so dramatic dude…

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Hi Guys!

Mysterion: We have a ton of questions, dude

Human Kite: Yeah we do and we gotta answer them all

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🌟Are now accepting questions!🌟

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Rules and Shit

Hey there everyone! Welcome to Mysterion and Human Kite’s ask blog. This blog contains a shit ton of swearing (Its South Park, of course it does) Let’s begin with some rules of the blog.

Rules:

1. NO NSFW these boys are 10 years old (Even though specifically Kenny, will probably show suggestive actions and words)

2. No trying to set yourself up with them, this isn’t your OC fantasy alright? You can give them small signs of affections like hugging or tiny kisses on the cheeks.

3. No requests for future fucking children, please.

4. You can ask other members of Freedom Pals once they’re introduced in the blog, keep in mind the main two people you can always ask are Kite and Mysterion.

5. Sometimes they will be out of costume, but you’re allowed to still ask them things about being a hero and stuff (For ex: Hey Mysterion, how’s the Netflix series? Kenny can answer as himself and NOT Mysterion: Oh not bad)

6. There will be small story arcs at a given point.

7. Don’t harass the kiddos or the mods.

8. Don’t spam questions, we will get to it once we get to it. (Believe it or not, these mods have lives)

9. Don’t try to force a specific ship on to us.

10. Inappropriate or negative asks will just be ignored and deleted and it could lead to you getting blocked so be careful on what you fucking say.

11. Have fun and don’t be a dick

~Mod Marissa + Mod Chili

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