William The Colonel @asktherealcoloneliplier - Tumblr Blog

Whats your opinion on the Jims and Jim News? <=)

They are very funny!

Hello Colonel William, Mayor Damien has told me so much about you. By his own words you must be a lovely gentlemen.

Oh do tell that Damien that his flattery will get him nowhere!

*peeks in shyly* um.....hello...*hides a small bit*

Hello there...I won’t hurt you I promise...

Pink or yellow?

Pink!

:’) hope you like it @random-cri-art

————————————————————— This is amazing thank you! -Colonel

*tackle hugs colonel* HI!

hello!

It was all.. Just an accident. No one's dead, they're just, hiding? Right? It was all just a joke, yeah! A practical joke!

What was a joke?

Hello! How are you this fine evening sir?

I’m am quite wonderful, how are you this evening darling?

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*peeks in shyly*

Hello there.

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How are you on this fine day sir? Never mind that. I have come bearing glad tidings! You are a wonderful man and should never let anyone say otherwise! If they try to, give them the good ole one two! I'm probably making absolutely zero sense so I will now see my way out! Good day!

I’m am quite well today has been a good day. How are you my friend?

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Hello Colonel, I am here if you ever need someone to speak too. I do hope you have a lovely day. Good morrow.

Thank you. It’s nice to know I have someone who cares.

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Colonel? do you need a hug? I send my best wishes for Damien and Celine's safety. I can even kiss you if you need it. I'll stand and support you for as long as I am needed.

Hugs are nice thank you.

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Colonel you don't deserve this pain you're hiding from us. You didn't mean to hurt Mark, Damien, or Celine.

Don’t I? Didn’t I? I deserve everything I’ve been though but they….they didn’t.

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Why you make me cri

Don’t cry!

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Hey Colonel, have you found Damien and Celine yet?

*cries*

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what kind of shooty do you have?? is it a good shooty??